dude.


dude, dude, dude, dude....what in **** is a matter with your guys' traditions? here is a perfect example. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/07/12/pamplona.bulls/index.html)

why can't you guys do normal ****? why do you all insist on ****ing with bulls? :dunce:
the bulls will win. quit it already!



now, granted, we have our rodeos BUT those are **** kicking traditions. and since **** kickers are classified as merely....subhuman then they don't count.

man, now that i think about it......i should host the very first National Running of the Rush Hour Traffic Cars event. that'd be perfect! we could just get a bunch of dip****s to jump out in the middle of the 405 during rush hour, going from lane to lane for no reason whatsoever.

we could attract TONS of international tourists seeking thrills (dip****s) and just IMAGINE how fun it would be if you're a commuter!!
i mean, we could shed that whole california-bad-traffic reputation immediately.

well, I don't know, but if you pay attention, the most part of injuried people in the last years is foreigner...anyway, I wouldn't run in front of 13 bulls never!!

And i preffer this tradition than throw down a goat from the top of a church like it done for years...

damn! you guys chuck goats off church roofs too??? that ****ing RULES!!


for some reason, it kinda reminds me ofthis weekend. we had several interesting competitions at my house. the first one was:
who can stick their fingers in the 175 watt bug zapper the longest. my buddy black mike won after he zapped himself for over 8 seconds. his ****in fingernails were halfway charred.

then he dared my other buddy josh to have this chick light his chest hairs on fire. so this girl lights his chest hairs on fire for over 5 seconds. there was actually multiple flames and part of goatee got incinerated too.


finally, the best contest involving this stuff:
http://www.tijuanaflats.com/graphics_Large/Smack5.jpg
the rules were simple: eat AN ENTIRE SPOONFUL for $10. this kid actually did it and was screaming for the first 10 minutes. then ran a hose on his face for the next hour and a half. the best part was when he finally fully recovered after about 3 hours.....we snuck some more on a slice of pizza. so he starts eating it and then just gives this sudden HORRIFIED look on his face and then immediately screams, "NOOOOO!!!!"
and there's like 15 of us shoutin, "ROUND 2 MUTHER****ER!!!"


good times.
good good times.

LMAO!!! ****ing bastards!! make some HL and post it!!!

damn! you guys chuck goats off church roofs too??? that ****ing RULES!!


for some reason, it kinda reminds me ofthis weekend. we had several interesting competitions at my house. the first one was:
who can stick their fingers in the 175 watt bug zapper the longest. my buddy black mike won after he zapped himself for over 8 seconds. his ****in fingernails were halfway charred.

then he dared my other buddy josh to have this chick light his chest hairs on fire. so this girl lights his chest hairs on fire for over 5 seconds. there was actually multiple flames and part of goatee got incinerated too.


finally, the best contest involving this stuff:
http://www.tijuanaflats.com/graphics_Large/Smack5.jpg
the rules were simple: eat AN ENTIRE SPOONFUL for $10. this kid actually did it and was screaming for the first 10 minutes. then ran a hose on his face for the next hour and a half. the best part was when he finally fully recovered after about 3 hours.....we snuck some more on a slice of pizza. so he starts eating it and then just gives this sudden HORRIFIED look on his face and then immediately screams, "NOOOOO!!!!"
and there's like 15 of us shoutin, "ROUND 2 MUTHER****ER!!!"


good times.
good good times.


HAHAHAHA, I've used that stuff in my cooking, I can take a tea spoon no prob, Blairs after death sauce is even hotter, That stuff straight will kill you!!!

that's what we were saying! he said he'd do the hot sauce again if we videotaped it. i was thinkin of renting a video camera at circuit city next weekend.

and i KNOW black mike would stick his fingers back in the bug zapper. ****, he'll do anything. last month he grabbed a posum off the wall with his bare hands and proceeded to slap box it.
OH! and on saturday he got mauled by a cat at my buddy's pool. and this was right after he chucked a ****ing m-80 on somebody's balcony. later that night he's taking a piss in the neighborhood parking lot WHILE he's walking....

HAHAHAHA, I've used that stuff in my cooking, I can take a tea spoon no prob, Blairs after death sauce is even hotter, That stuff straight will kill you!!!

how many scoville units is it? i just found some **** online called Da Bomb: Final Answer. it's 1.5 million units!!

Someone is going to end up dying at Tonys house. I remember once he talked about covering the staris with cardboard and riding soming out of the front door.

Someone is going to end up dying at Tonys house. I remember once he talked about covering the staris with cardboard and riding soming out of the front door.


we were actually gonna have someone ride out with a skateboard and put a ramp @ the front door.

how many scoville units is it? i just found some **** online called Da Bomb: Final Answer. it's 1.5 million units!!


Yes Da Bomb is awsome, you can't take that one straight either, I've used it numerous times but it taste like crap. Also Blairs is the hottest, They have a 2am version thats two million scoville, and a 5am that's 5 million scoville units.
Their 200, and 300 hundred dollars each, You don't cook with them, just use it as a collectible, your ass would explode!!!

dude i just did a search on that and check THIS out:

http://www.tastethepain.com/cgi-local/webcart.cgi?CHANGE=YES&NEXTPAGE=6amtt.htm&CODE=149

dude i just did a search on that and check THIS out:

http://www.tastethepain.com/cgi-local/webcart.cgi?CHANGE=YES&NEXTPAGE=6amtt.htm&CODE=149


Damn they keep getting hotter, I'm scared, very scared!!!!

i GUARN-****ING-TEE you that i will bribe that kid into putting some up his nose this next weekend.

i GUARN-****ING-TEE you that i will bribe that kid into putting some up his nose this next weekend.

Purity, just a word to the wise, this stuff is know joke, I had some sauce that was about 1 million scoville units. I spilled a drop on a milk bag in the fridge, the wife didn't see it and when she changed the bag, her finger touched the sauce and blistered up. This **** is serious stuff, you shouldn't play with it. If you try to order it , you'll be asked to sign a waiver.

yeah there was a waiver for the sally sauce too. i think we should be ok as long as the contestants don't have heart conditions.


maybe i should just have the contestants sign the waiver...

18 injuried today, I've seen the "encierro" in it was amazing, a bull has hit a guy in the tunnel of the bulls square five times, FIVE TIMES!!!
Long life Mondo Cane!!!

we were actually gonna have someone ride out with a skateboard and put a ramp @ the front door.

Did you ever do that?

I love that hot sauce....I remember when it was sent to CA for you. Man, that **** is the best.