* He is smarter than all of us

* He is smoove with the ladies

* He is one sexy mofo

* He bought me a sledge hammer

* His wardrobe and musical tastes kick ass

* He will debate you all into the ground

* He did me in the butt

* He pours drinks with a heavy hand

All and all Purity is the man and i think all shoud bow to his greatness

and he posts stories like this:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1017183.html?menu=news.quirkies

And he looks like Ed Norton...

Then he better stay out of prison

if he hates the sodomy, of course...

Then he better stay out of prison

i was thinkin more along the.....selma/laker game thang

And he drives all the way to the Valley to pick me up only to turn right around and take me back to his place in Orange County....man, you'll be able to do this again soon..haha

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d820b3127ccebf211f2795bb0000001610

Tony came on to me. I tunr him down but he forced him self on me. I think he would do well in prison as long as he can sell weed.

his milkshake brings all the *** boys to the yard.
i wouldn't know about that though.

http://www.brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/needsmorelove.jpg

Boy george rocks.

Whitesnake too. Here I go again on my own. Going down the only road that I've even know. Like a twister I was born to walk alone.

Boy george rocks.

Whitesnake too. Here I go again on my own. Going down the only road that I've even know. Like a twister I was born to walk alone.


For the last time, the lyric is "like a drifter I was born to walk alone".

Damn squezze just owned me with his musical knoiw-how. I guess those two year in the walmart electronics department did you well?

Purity kick's ass because he is the owner of carrottop enterprises!
http://www.carrottop.com/newcarrot/index.html

*he just ate a MEAN ASS grilled sourdough pastrami & onion sandwich with extra jalepenos, smothered in mustard and tobasco

*shows penis*