View Full Version : What religion are you?


Abe Finzawski
07-08-2004, 02:52 PM
What religion are you and why are all the other religions wrong?

I am personally a disciple of Cesar.

All other religions are wrong and they should die.

This whole god bull and Jesus what a joke.

the whole allah thing is freaking gay. These a-rabs need to all dig a whole in the sand and bury themselves.

Why do jews have curls - everyone knows the only cool curls are gerry curls.
And why do they wear that yamacca - wierd.

Athiest are are the worst - they believe in nothing - they are worthless.

If I have failed to offend you - I apoligize - I will try harder next time.

handjobs4dollars
07-08-2004, 03:48 PM
Not to many people are into religion around here.

Mr. Beelzebub
07-08-2004, 03:52 PM
I was born a Catholic, but now I don not believe in organized religions...

My God is better than yours, *******s.

Purity
07-08-2004, 04:02 PM
If I have failed to offend you - I apoligize - I will try harder next time.

you failed

Mr. Beelzebub
07-08-2004, 04:07 PM
Short yellow bus?

Leather
07-08-2004, 04:25 PM
I've born catholic, I grew atheist, now I'm the Pope of the St Semen & Megaclitorix cult and I'll die near the golden walls of word's heaven...

nance
07-08-2004, 05:14 PM
Born Lutheran, married a Catholic, and raised my kids that way for a time. Now we don't go to church, but we do believe in God. I consider myself Christian and want to go to church, but which one is a HUGE bone of contention around here, so I don't go.

Mr. Beelzebub
07-08-2004, 05:27 PM
She said HUGE BONE!!!!!!!!

Boioioioioioioinnnnnnngg!!!!!!

Bluecifer
07-08-2004, 05:58 PM
Born Catholic went to Catholic school, converted to Christianity, and now I don't believe in anything. Well, there might be order and intelligence in the universe, but I don't think there is any supreme being creator type or anything like that.

handjobs4dollars
07-08-2004, 07:03 PM
Forcing your kids to follow your religion is stupid.

nance
07-08-2004, 08:35 PM
Forcing your kids to follow your religion is stupid.


We're not forcing our kids to do anything. I said we raised our kids Catholic. My eldest daughter actually goes to church with her bf and of their choice.

As a parent, it is my responsibility to raise my kids the best way I see fit. They can make their own choices as they get olders, which my girls pretty much do. One is out of school now and makes her own choices and the other one has two more years before she has that much freedom, but she's welcome now to choose any church she wants.

nance
07-08-2004, 08:36 PM
She said HUGE BONE!!!!!!!!

Boioioioioioioinnnnnnngg!!!!!!


You would really love another word I have for that.......hehehe

Piedra
07-08-2004, 09:35 PM
Unfortunately born a catholic, agnostic right now; but a strong believer in worms, who will dispose of my body and the rest of humans in case you are not cremated. By the way que Viva la mierda y chingue a su madre el pendejo que inició esta estúpida cuestión.

realkaps
07-08-2004, 10:45 PM
Mormon.......now athiest......

nance
07-09-2004, 12:19 AM
Mormon.......now athiest......


Good choice...

MCM does not like the Mormons who live in the state. Lived there for three years and was treated badly because I wasn't Mormon....hated it.

Squezze
07-09-2004, 12:24 AM
Born Anglican, now I worship Satan.

My girlfriend is a mormon though, which can make for odd dinner conversation.

handjobs4dollars
07-09-2004, 12:37 AM
We have mormons in nfl?

Squezze
07-10-2004, 02:16 AM
We have mormons in nfl?


Yes. There's a church here in St. John's.

Fallout
07-10-2004, 02:54 AM
I was thinking about becoming a Mormon for awhile because I thought (at the time) they didn't have these weird laws about tiny stuff and I thought of it as a common sense church.

Then they told me I couldn't smoke (which I don't do anyway) or drink booze (I don't drink that much, but I do have some) or drink ice tea (Ice tea? WTF?) because after a church meeting Joeseph Smith's (the founder of the church) wife was mad at him because she had to clean up after him and his friends. Apparently they made a messed with the booze and cigars. Well, he then prayed and found out they weren't supposed to drink these things.

It sounds more like his wife told him "No more messes like this or I'll crack your skull".

handjobs4dollars
07-10-2004, 11:32 PM
You should whatch the episode of southpark when stans dad wants to become mormon. Funniest thing I have ever seen

DOGGx0
07-14-2004, 02:17 PM
Born Catholic, grew up in a Catholic-Luthran enviorment. As I grew older and was able to make my own decisions I became a Christian. However, with that said, I don't believe in the segregation of religions in stating 'mine is better than yours', understanding that we do all have different beliefs, mine are preaty simple, and as long as we all generally believe in the same thing... I have no problem with any other religions and am open to listen to their beliefs.

handjobs4dollars
07-14-2004, 02:23 PM
Jesus christ superstar is the only religous thing I like

The Mouse
07-14-2004, 03:59 PM
These days, I can identify most and would therefore classify myself as a Wesleyan Fundamentalist, rather non-denominational protistant who studies systematic theology for biblical understanding.

Mr. Beelzebub
07-14-2004, 04:09 PM
Hey Mr. Lexicon, it's spelled "PROTESTANT"

Bluecifer
07-14-2004, 04:24 PM
LOL, I wish I had a religion, reality is tough to accept sometimes.

Piedra
07-15-2004, 01:13 PM
The church of Shatnerology is the best and most logic religion of all.

Kempo Chris
07-15-2004, 02:27 PM
I guess I'd say I'm a catholic even though I do not agree with alot of thier beliefs

Bluecifer
07-15-2004, 02:32 PM
The church of Shatnerology is the best and most logic religion of all.

I like William Shatner too, but I'm not gonna pray to the guy....

Allison
07-23-2004, 01:27 PM
I dont consider myself religious, but I follow Buddhism. I was raised a good ol' southern baptist.

Purity
07-23-2004, 01:42 PM
I dont consider myself religious, but I follow Buddhism.

i love your road rage :)

Nuno
07-23-2004, 04:43 PM
I was raised Catholic and still am in a way. I keep an open mind to all religions. I don't know if any of them are true or really big lies. I don't really care, I'm just happy to be here.