View Full Version : Don't buy the cow....


nance
07-06-2004, 10:41 PM
For all those men who say....

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

Here's an update for you....

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig....

Just to get a little sausage.

Prince
07-06-2004, 10:48 PM
if they were good girls they would wait until they bought the pig to take the sausage.

i remember when this girl was waiting for the purchase but lost her way:
http://members.aol.com/shine064/brizz2.jpg
http://members.aol.com/shine064/brizz.jpg
http://members.aol.com/shine064/brizz3.jpg

momita
07-06-2004, 11:40 PM
sheesh ...... and I thought I looked old.......................

*cringes*

nance
07-07-2004, 12:34 AM
Those are laugh lines Momita!!! You look gorgeous!!!

handjobs4dollars
07-07-2004, 02:00 AM
That's why I don't give it up.

Mr. Beelzebub
07-07-2004, 09:38 AM
That Spears whore looks tore up... Make up can you wonders for *****es.

momita
07-07-2004, 10:54 AM
That Spears whore looks tore up... Make up can you wonders for *****es.

Man, I gotta agree bigtime with ya on this one.............. sheesh. You sure that ain't her mom??

Purity
07-07-2004, 01:14 PM
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig....


don't forget that most those 80%'s are emotional trainwrecks that are simply afraid of commitment because the last dude they fell in love with skipped town on em after 1 too many headgames.

handjobs4dollars
07-07-2004, 02:37 PM
I treat the woman at work like **** and they are still nice to me. Women are stupid.

Leather
07-07-2004, 03:27 PM
I'm a semental bull...do you want be my cow??...

Bluecifer
07-07-2004, 04:10 PM
I'm like a free range wild pig, not for sale, but willing to loan out my sausage.

nance
07-07-2004, 04:33 PM
I'm like a free range wild pig, not for sale, but willing to loan out my sausage.


That's just what I expected from you! LOL..... :)

momita
07-08-2004, 01:30 PM
I treat the woman at work like **** and they are still nice to me. Women are stupid.



I believe in being nice to buttholes in order to "KILL' them with kindness......

nance
07-08-2004, 04:13 PM
I believe in being nice to buttholes in order to "KILL' them with kindness......


ROTFLMAO!!!!

Yes you do!!!!!

Mr. Beelzebub
07-08-2004, 04:33 PM
Was that an anal caressing technique?