and i didn't stop except for a few hours when i'd sleep. my house is ****ed. gee what a great idea....have grips of food, people, & alcohol at a home with white berber carpeting.


yeah so i gotta go rent a steam cleaner. there's flys everywhere too. i can't work right now. hell, i can't even remember how to do my job. seriously.
there's all this paperwork and loans to turn in and i can't even remember how to submit them.

ooo! check out this smiley -----------> :dunce:
that's me.

ok i'ma try to work now. it's 7:34am. 1 cup of coffee down the hatch. vanilla carmel coffee-mate. it's time to get serious.

I need one of these parties NOW...

9:02am

just puked. i think i'm gonna have to go home.

Hahahahahaha, I haven't puked at work for months now! I partied pretty hard this weekend too. Last night I drank 6 porters and 2 bottles or cabernet. I feel oddly good today though.

My 4th sucked. One of my new kittens got stuck under the fridge so I had to call the fire dept. My weed man flew out to Vegas, so I had to make a quarter last 3 days!!!!!! To make matters worse, my wife and I got into a huge argument and I think she's still pissed at me. bwhahahaa, isn't life grand?

10:34am
so far i've accomplished absolutely nothing. but it's not all my fault. as usual over here, the internal network thing just took a ****. so even if i HAD energy (which i clearly don't) then i still can't do anything.

i need to get the blood flowin. i think i'll go walk around the office.....make my usual rounds or scouting out & flirting with office sluts.



i like office sluts.

Yeah, those cosmo reading office sluts do rule.

I wish I had office sluts.

1:03pm

just told my boss that i'm quitting.
that just ****ed him. he's probably gonna get demoted for it. the guy's one of my best friends too. but i had to do what i had to do.

can i possibly feel any ****tier? doubtful...

Some hot Britney Spears pics to cheer you up

http://members.aol.com/shine064/brizz.jpg
http://members.aol.com/shine064/brizz2.jpg
http://members.aol.com/shine064/brizz3.jpg
http://members.aol.com/shine064/brizz4.jpg
http://members.aol.com/shine064/brizz5.jpg

as always, i hate cesaro.

She's so ugly in those pics. If she wasn't famous I could **** her.