View Full Version : So, someone broke into my car last night.
Mr. Beelzebub 06-29-2004, 11:36 AM I found half a screw jammed into the ignition cylinder. This mother****er used a slim jim to open the door and was trying to yank out the ignition cylinder, lucky for me the screw broke and this ***** decided to leave without destroying my car's interior out of frustation.
And, I had just put a new set of 17" Konig Tantrums in my whip, man. Now, my car is in the dealer and I am awaiting the estimate that is, sure as hell, gonna be more that what I can afford right now.
Living in a 90% hispanic area is the shiznit, but all stereotypes are true when it comes to us. ****ing New Jersey = Grand Theft Auto Capital of the World.
I sure hope no dumb ass mutha****ers come across my way today. Only once before in my life I was this pissed, and I ended up locked up for beating some kid's face in with a lock.
Leather 06-29-2004, 12:00 PM That sucks, one day a drug addict broke the windows and stole my sister 11 yaers old bookc and notebooks, three days later, he called to the school like he had a hostage (the books) saying he was a "yonki" (?) and he ned money....what a bastard...
*Did they discovered your Elton john pirate Cd collection, Bubulú??...*
GeNeRaL 06-29-2004, 12:13 PM I can not stand thieves. Makes me ill to think about what they do cause they couldnt get their **** together and get something on their own. This should be covered on your comprehensive coverage on your insurance though, usually the deductiable is alot lower than for collision. hope it pans out for you :)
Squezze 06-29-2004, 12:15 PM I had my car broken into one time. I was so pissed that I didn't even call the cops. I just drove around the city looking for the culprits. I figured that it wouldn't be too tough to find then, mainly cause my car was only parked there for 10 minutes. They stole a sweet JVC discman that I had just bought and a friend's 400 dollar jacket.
Funny thing is, 2 days later my friend saw the guy walk past his house with his jacket on, and when he went to get the jacket back/kick the guy's ass, he called the cops and had a restraining order put on my friend. How's that for justice?
Mr. Beelzebub 06-29-2004, 12:38 PM I am already calling people I know from back in the day that might now who's going around trying to steal rims. If I find out who broke into my car, I am gonna ****ing rip this ***** a new *******. I live in a small town, someone is gonna know something about it.
Fallout 06-29-2004, 12:42 PM Send Bobert over to have a talk with them. They can have a friend "misunderstanding"
handjobs4dollars 06-29-2004, 12:47 PM One time in highschool I didn't close the lock on my locker. Somebody went into to it and threw all my notes and books on the floor and stole my jacket. So two days later I'm standing outside of the blockbuster and I see this girl walking down the street with my jacket. I ran up to her and grabbed it right out of her hand screaming "Where the **** did you get this". She said that her friend told her to drop it off at her house. I had my hand up in the air like I was about to hit her and she started running away. I was pissed because I love that jacket and still have it to this day.
The ignition is damaged. Is the door damaged too? Damn that really sucks, bro. It a shame that your car is now catching peoples eyes in a negative way.
Mr. Beelzebub 06-29-2004, 01:23 PM They used a slim jim to open the door, so there is no damage. ****ed up thing is I got a bodykit on the way... I am gonna have to sleep in my car.
****ed up thing is I got a bodykit on the way... I am gonna have to sleep in my car.
Another bodykit? Did you have a finacial crisis when you bought the last bodykit?
Mr. Beelzebub 06-29-2004, 01:28 PM I ordered a new that looks a lot better. Working at AGFA even buying new tires was a financial crisis.
handjobs4dollars 06-29-2004, 01:38 PM **** them up
mmafanman 06-29-2004, 01:41 PM A few summers ago, my neighbor's ****ty yellow Datsun got stolen. Not once, but ****ing TWICE over a period of three months. During that summer, some ****er put a dent near the keyhole of my trunk. I figured these ****ing hoodlums were trying to crowbar there way in before my alarm went off and scattered them like ****ing roaches when the light turns on.
The next year, my neighbor bought an old Prelude. He got smart this time and put on one of those clubs that lock into the brake pedal. Well, guess what. Some ****er managed to steal the car and drive off WITH the lock still intact. They found the car about three miles away in some ****ty neighborhood. How that lowlife got that far with that lock is beyond me.
Yep. I hate car thieves almost as much as I hate lying, moronic presidents.
Mr. Beelzebub 06-29-2004, 01:45 PM I think if they will give the choice of beating that **** out of the mother****er that did that to my car and dumbya... I would still choose our beloved president.
realkaps 06-29-2004, 01:48 PM Who buys 17" rims?
The Ensanity 06-29-2004, 02:24 PM the best and safest anti theif device you can use is a hypo-needle
Get 3 or 4 of them, stain the tips of them with KOOL-AID(RED ONLY), then place them on the seat
Dude, most people whould be too scared to **** with that ****
the best and safest anti theif device you can use is a hypo-needle
Get 3 or 4 of them, stain the tips of them with KOOL-AID(RED ONLY), then place them on the seat
Dude, most people whould be too scared to **** with that ****
LMAO....you have been missed.
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