like this place is ****ong dead I'm going to say all of you why I rule, are you ready, let's go then:

-I've born from a seminal soldier
-I live in Barcelona
-I love the Mediterranean Sea
-I can play guitar (electric and classical), bass and percussion
-I get an atractive tan in summer
-I have brown hair and brown eyes
-I have a bunch of friends that are really sick
-I have a g/f who is hotter than hell
-I have three precious guitars
-I have a djembe
-I have a luso instrument which I don't know its name
-I can use (well sometimes...) three languages: castellano, català and english
-I'm not going to finish university this year, but I'm still happy
-I'm a proud freaky
-I love animals (some of you know it)
-I'm smiling the 80% of my existence
-I can eat a white donette after smoking hash
-I'm an absinthe tester
-I'm a golden mole in your wet dreams
-My parents are funny
-My sister is a crazy hippy, she rules too
-I work with a pigmy troll
-I'm going to be famous, I know it...


Ok, I rule, and you? why do you rule?....

-because my self hate is never ending

I dont rule......

I'm to lazy to write my own, so I'll edit yours....

-I've born from a seminal soldier
-I live in Nutley, NJ
-I love the Iberian Peninsula.
-I get an atractive tan in summer
-I have black hair and brown eyes
-I have a bunch of friends that are really funny
-I have a g/f who is hotter than hell
-I have a luso instrument that I play....with
-I can use (well sometimes...) three languages: portuguese, spanish and english
-I'm not going to finish university this year, but I'm still happy
-I'm a proud freaky
-I love animals (In a nonPaniko way)
-I'm smiling the 80% of my existence
-I'm an absinthe tester when I visit Portugal
-My parents are funny
-My sister is a crazy hippy, she rules too
-I work with a pigmy troll


Ok, I rule!!!

-I've born from a seminal soldier.....
-I live in Modesto, Ca. Home of Scott Peterson....
-I love the Liqor store around the corner.....
-I can play PS2, Xbox, and Game Cube......
-I get a Redneck tan in summer.......
-I have brown hair and Hazel eyes......
-I have a 3 friends......
-I have a g/f who is a ****in skank.....
-I have over thirty MMA tapes.....
-I have a snake....
-I can use (well sometimes...) two languages: English and Piglatin....
-I'm not going to finish university this year, because I never went....
-I'm freaky....
-I love animals (They're delicious).....
-I'm smiling the 10% of my existence....
-I can eat mexican food after a long night of drinking.....
-I want to be an absinthe tester.....
-I'm a golden mole in your wet nightmares.....
-My parents are drug addicts.....
-My sister is a fat kid, he rules too....
-I work with nobody.....
-I'm going to die soon, I know it...

I simply rule because I have been drinking like a viking and getting laid like a **** star lately, that's all.

i rule because:

-i'm not you
-i realize the utter stupidity of my co-workers
-i got laid on saturday night
-my reeftank ****in dominates
-so does my family
-and the beer i drink
-along with the animals i grill every goddam day
-i listen to metal
-my landlady thanked me after sucking my ****
-my mattress is tempur pedic
-so's my pillow
-there is no better cook than i
-i mock hippies
-i'm an ******* on the road
-i get free massages everday
-i have a season pass to a water park that's jogging distance to my house so every weekend, i wake up hungover, jog to the waterpark, go a on a couple slides, and come home to a beer by noon.

-I can eat a white donette after smoking hash


You do rule just for that simple fact. Nobody can argue that. Anyone that can eat a white donut after smoking mad hash is a hero to admire. You sir, are my hero. Someday, I too will learn the ways of Paniko.

a white doughnut as in a powdered doughnut?

or a glaze? or plain?

please elaborate.

I rule because

I'm canadian
I'm smarter then you
People like me more
I can drink a **** load of beer
I can throw up a **** load of beer
I have a kick ass dog
I don't have a girlfriend
I have mad mma skills
I play rugby
I have no money but don't care
I'm 10 grand in the hole
My mom is cool
My dad sucks ass
I love classic rock
I can eat alot of taco's

i just realized how much i'm gonna like this thread. ok let's do some more reasons on why i rule:

-nobody makes better coffee than me
-my car's detailed beyond detail
-i live in southern cali
-i live in America
-maaaaaaaad fireworks just got bought
-wireless cable modem
-i'm goin to ozzfest
-this hottie at my work is obviously hungry for a rebound
-i throw epic parties
-you won't beat me in pool
-i have money but don't care
-just got offered twice the pay from another company
-made the best ****in fruit salad last night

I'm still waiting for the explanation about what a white donette is.

A white donette is a mini powdered donut, and their effects in your dry mouth after smoking hash are destroyer...try to do it...

Mini donuts are ghey. Anything mini is ****ing ghey if you think about it: Mini pizzas, minimuffins, mini me, brown smurfs.

don't forget mini coopers.

Mini coopers are indeed overpriced and very homo. Yuppie douche bags love that ****, though.

Paniko you rule because you live in Barcelona, the most beautiful city in the whole ****ing world.

i rule because:
-my landlady thanked me after sucking my ****
-


Ok, that does rule.

she's comin over tomorrow too. dude i should take pics and post em.

No

Yeah.....