dead set, I woke up in a pool of sweat from the terror that this dream I had gave me. I doubt sleeping will ever be the same again.

I dreamt that it was the morning and my phone rings, I pick it up, the caller is my girlfriends Mum who says that my gf is in hospital, in labour, having twins. I was physically ill when told this news ( apparently in my dream, I was the last to know any of this!) and just went back to bed, looking at old pictures of myself in my prime and crying that those days were gone for good. She got a cab home from the hospital later on with these two little mouths to feed and was all pissy cause I didn't go pick her up...I then told her I was suffering as much as she was and the least she could do was make thos ekids shut up while I sooked.

It was then I woke up and made sure I wasn't dreaming and that everything was really ok.

I am going to find it hard to rest easy tonight

Get the snip job done. Then you can rest easy.

I actually asked a Dr about this a couple of years ago (had legitimate reasons, not just selfishness) and was told that not many Drs here would actually do the surgery given I have no kids and am under 35 with no medical reason for it...what ****.

That's true. Until you've had some kids or you're older, you need to find another way. I was pregnant with baby #3 and I told my doc I wanted my tubes tied. He said I was too young. My reply?

"I am about to have my third child within three years within the first four years of marriage. At 24, I am NOT to young to decide I don't want anymore."

After my son was born, I hemorrhaged and suggested I not have anymore. NO PROBLEM!! I have never regretted it....glad I did it!! (the last five letters in pregnancy spell NANCY!! yikes!!)

I figure that if someone wants to make a decision that they don't want kids, they should be applauded. Too many people have them as welfare cash cows anyway...I am doing the world a favour by not producing another oxygen stealing, fossil fuel burning, rain forest marauding, unemployed mouth to feed.

As long as the person realises that reversals aren't always so easy, and not recommended, it should be no issue

I figure that if someone wants to make a decision that they don't want kids, they should be applauded. Too many people have them as welfare cash cows anyway...I am doing the world a favour by not producing another oxygen stealing, fossil fuel burning, rain forest marauding, unemployed mouth to feed.

As long as the person realises that reversals aren't always so easy, and not recommended, it should be no issue


I agree, but it's really amazing how much your life changes after you are in your thirties. Even without kids, you may realize things and may want a family down the road. One never knows...in the meantime, use other forms of protection, or ........ABSTINENCE!!!

I have sperm which I swear can only be stopped by kryptonite, no latex, spermicide, diaphragm or any other form of birth control appear to be able to stop.

When I was 18, I got a girl pregnant, she had bene on the pill for 3 years and I had worn a condom with that stuff on it that supposedly kills sperm dead on contact. Unluckily, the thing slipped out of my hand and she got the smallest amount in her, a month later, she is telling me all about it. My first question was "Is it mine?" cause we were 18 and I know I sure as hell wasn't monogamous, she was adamant that it was and I was the only guy she had been with for 6 months. Everyone I asked (her friends, sister etc backed this up) so I believe her, and I had no money or prospects so it aint like I was a great catch or anything to be claiming she was having my kid...As it was her old man went off his head and basically told her she was not going to see me again and that she would be getting rid of it...deep down I was kinda relieved at that.

Abstinence doesn't work for me either...although as I have gotten older, I now don't chase it like I use to, but I have been with the same girl for a long time and every now and then I still like to throw a leg over the old girl...just to keep in the game

That is frightening Seldom. I am soooo grateful that the chicks I knocked up(at least thats what they claimed) had abortions. Not enough people have abortions IMO.

My ex had a miscarriage when we were 17, man. Scared me straight...If I don't know that girl I am double bagging mini me. **** that.

That is frightening Seldom. I am soooo grateful that the chicks I knocked up(at least thats what they claimed) had abortions. Not enough people have abortions IMO.

Scarily enough, I did it again a few years later...this time the chick 'dealt' with it before I even knew she was pregnant.
I have a damn good case for vasectomy I say

You and me both bruva, there's already more than enough screaming mexican kids on the west coast.

We should get a two for one discount Blue!

You and me both bruva, there's already more than enough screaming mexican kids on the west coast.

Aint that the ****in truth.........

We should get a two for one discount Blue!

Yes we should, I'm sure we could find an inexpensive veterinarian to give us a snip discount.

Aint that the ****in truth.........

Well, if it makes you feel any better, all the chicks I knocked up were white.

Let your semen run like a velvet sea horse!!! that's all, well, if I'm honest that isn't all, who is All?? Could be an Alf cousin? All is...is..is.. Mr Bubuluu?? Nah, he's YO, what's up YO??? I know All is Squezze, All is you powerful cosmic semen which get the Cake Moon pregnant!!!

Let your semen run like a velvet sea horse!!! that's all, well, if I'm honest that isn't all, who is All?? Could be an Alf cousin? All is...is..is.. Mr Bubuluu?? Nah, he's YO, what's up YO??? I know All is Squezze, All is you powerful cosmic semen which get the Cake Moon pregnant!!!


I swear I used a rubber that one time with Cake Moon. She said she was on the pill too. Lying biznatch.