View Full Version : Dude my step mom is missed up.


handjobs4dollars
06-25-2004, 12:19 PM
She left a maxi pad on the computer desk. Not used. :wtf:

Fallout
06-25-2004, 12:41 PM
It could be worse, it could of been used.

Bluecifer
06-25-2004, 01:25 PM
Bring it to the dinner table and use it as a napkin, then just say that you found it on the computer desk and didn't know what it was.

handjobs4dollars
06-25-2004, 01:41 PM
Like come on I eat here.

nance
06-25-2004, 04:04 PM
Yeah, but they're SANITARY!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

Hey, did you know that they're great for use as a band-aid if you have nothing else for a major cut? Our dog cut his leg while romping in the snow one day and that's all we had in the firstaid kit. It worked!

seldomTap
06-27-2004, 08:01 PM
A 'friend' of mine when we were kids found his older sisters tampons one day, not knowing what they were, he assumed they were like disinfectant, nice smelling things for the toilet, so after he takes a dump, he starts just dropping them one after the other down the crapper, then when he tried to flush, they had expaned enough that they had gotten caught in the s bend somewhere, flooding the toilet floor with ****, piss and unused tampons...needless to say, he got a beating from the old man

nance
06-27-2004, 10:26 PM
A 'friend' of mine when we were kids found his older sisters tampons one day, not knowing what they were, he assumed they were like disinfectant, nice smelling things for the toilet, so after he takes a dump, he starts just dropping them one after the other down the crapper, then when he tried to flush, they had expaned enough that they had gotten caught in the s bend somewhere, flooding the toilet floor with ****, piss and unused tampons...needless to say, he got a beating from the old man


LMAO My kids were playing with the toilet one day. I got lucky though, I happened to walk by as one dropped the washcloth in and said "FLUSH" and he did.....my next step was to call Roto Rooter....lol.

Fallout
06-28-2004, 01:37 AM
LMAO My kids were playing with the toilet one day. I got lucky though, I happened to walk by as one dropped the washcloth in and said "FLUSH" and he did.....my next step was to call Roto Rooter....lol.

The worst thing I ever did in the bathroom when I was little was put a smilely face into the fresh plaster my Dad had just put on the wall. He was fixing a hole in the wall and I couldn't help myself.

He was pretty pissed.

nance
06-28-2004, 04:09 AM
The worst thing I ever did in the bathroom when I was little was put a smilely face into the fresh plaster my Dad had just put on the wall. He was fixing a hole in the wall and I couldn't help myself.

He was pretty pissed.


LOL, I think it's pretty funny. I would have laughed at my kids doing that....
At least it wasn't a bad word. And it wasn't permanent.... my son wrote his name on the chair once, with magic marker, on the fabric portion of the chair......