I am at work currently right, and about an hour or so I got incrededibly horny for some reason or other, so I did the only thing I could and went to the bathroom to beat it out of myself.
I'm in the stall, facing the bowl, Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters were doing in incredible job on me to which was making it one of the shortest self appreciation sessions I have ever had. I felt it coming so I made sure I was aiming at the bowl (I could do this sitting, but standing seems to feel a whole lot better...especially the legless feeling just after)...anyways, the first spurt comes out and flies clear of the bowl, I am thinking at the time onto the lid that is flipped upright, the rest goes in its usual pattern. SO I finish up, grab some TP and go to wipe the first bits off of the lid...not there, I look on the wall behind it...could not be found...I searched that stall high and low for a good 5 minutes looking for my stray jizz, all to no avail....if someone finds it, please let me know

:drillserg

:dance: It must have grown legs and went dancing......

Check your ear.....Ben

I never had the balls to rub one out at work, kudos seldom tap.....

I have done it and I worked with food.

I always wondered what the special sauce really was...kinda like a salty mayonaisse...makes sense now sicko

I shouldn't do it though, I used the unisex toilet to, so some girl will probably sit on some of my excess spooge one day and my boys will go exploring

Well, then I hope the girl who is going to sit down in your Saint Semen (never call it "semen", it deserves a great respect cuz it's the true creator, the alpha and the omega, the salt and the sugar, the horse of satin skin and the car without wheels but with lion legs) take it and say: "Oh, Saint Semen, I've put my sacred ass upon you, now you have to take a cosmic travel into my body: come on!! Enter in my poetic mouth and go, blessing all my flesh, to my stomach!!!"....

Well, then I hope the girl who is going to sit down in your Saint Semen (never call it "semen", it deserves a great respect cuz it's the true creator, the alpha and the omega, the salt and the sugar, the horse of satin skin and the car without wheels but with lion legs) take it and say: "Oh, Saint Semen, I've put my sacred ass upon you, now you have to take a cosmic travel into my body: come on!! Enter in my poetic mouth and go, blessing all my flesh, to my stomach!!!"....


You are easily the wierdest person alive.

I'm trying to cut down servicing myself at work, but it's tough. I have a door that locks and access to high speed internet **** + I'm always horny as hell due to the great many emotional highs and lows inherent in my job. I think they know or at least suspect that I'm a chronic masturbator and a drunk.

I would say your reputation is well and truly known Blue!

I'm trying to cut down servicing myself at work, but it's tough. I have a door that locks and access to high speed internet **** + I'm always horny as hell due to the great many emotional highs and lows inherent in my job. I think they know or at least suspect that I'm a chronic masturbator and a drunk.

That and the stain on your tie.