Last couple of weeks have been kinda crappy, but hopefully, with things settling a bit here now I should be able to get some more post whoring up.

New place looks good, kudos to those who did it...you are all way smarter than me.

So apart from Creed *****ing about a great many issues it would appear, Gman still a virgin and Blue still my boy, what else is happening??

I lost my job, my nephew "FUTURE MMA CHAMP" was born, and everyone else sucks balls............

i ****ed a fatty. she had little tits.

Fatty with lil tits? Bad! Bad! Bad!

serious. BAD BAD BAD

I lost my job, my nephew "FUTURE MMA CHAMP" was born, and everyone else sucks balls............


Congrats on the new little one! That's awesome....I love babies!

Last couple of weeks have been kinda crappy, but hopefully, with things settling a bit here now I should be able to get some more post whoring up.

New place looks good, kudos to those who did it...you are all way smarter than me.

So apart from Creed *****ing about a great many issues it would appear, Gman still a virgin and Blue still my boy, what else is happening??

Welcome back...you've been missed. I know about crappy, but the sun is still shining....so keep smiling!

I'm gonna have some ovaries surgically implanted in my body for the sole purpose of carrying SeldomTap's babies.

i miss him.

I love babies too.. except when nasty stuff squirts outta them, when they scream, when they cry, ..matter of fact, I only like sleeping babies. They're like a cute cabbagepatch doll that looks identical to any other one.. yet ladies say that every baby looks different from another. I beg to differ.

i ****ed a fatty. she had little tits.

Last time I did that, I snuck out like a thief in the night before she woke up so that my friend had to take her home. I even left my socks I was in such a hurry.

Anyway, good to see ya Seldom, great to have you back! I'm not sure if I can get pregnant, but for you, I'll give it my best shot!

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Yep no girls for me.

Last time I did that, I snuck out like a thief in the night before she woke up so that my friend had to take her home. I even left my socks I was in such a hurry.

Anyway, good to see ya Seldom, great to have you back! I'm not sure if I can get pregnant, but for you, I'll give it my best shot!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is the best story ever.

I was very drunk, I ran into her again at a party but didn't recognize her until she reminded me of our previous meeting. Talk about awkward.

Fatties never seem to have small breasts, which is why they get action when guys are drunk I believe as I know I tend to gaze at boobs much more when I have had a few...they prey on this I swear and you go out and watch at around 3am, when all at their drunkest...there will be a herd of fatties waiting to take a straggler...

i miss him.

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