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mike ruler
04-29-2009, 01:59 PM
That Papoose thread inspired me to do this.

"Yall softer than dicks in swimming pools"

Not only was it gay, it was horrible. Dude didn't even say "no homo"

What yall got?

Floyd Sinclair
04-29-2009, 02:06 PM
lmao @ that line...who said that?


papoose also once said "you're not me like him" http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/mysmiliesvb/mysmilie_136.gif

mike ruler
04-29-2009, 02:10 PM
U remember J-Hood from D-Block? He said it. No wonder Kiss and SP kicked him out. He horrible...lmao

-Blackout-
04-29-2009, 02:54 PM
"Yall softer than dicks in swimming pools" LOOOL!! FAIL!

Chr0nic
04-29-2009, 03:37 PM
"I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you're not"

Chr0nic
04-29-2009, 03:37 PM
"I rock mostly dosey, I roll mostly dololy
I'll leave you wholy, holy, you'll say Holy Moly
Here come the coroner get 'em, play Rolly Poley"

Savino
04-29-2009, 05:44 PM
"i'm hotter than the sun" think Lil Wayne said that after Budden said in 04 rappers need to stop sayin bull**** rhymes.

Derranged
04-29-2009, 05:57 PM
I got Brooklyn in my balls, so you can see Brooklyn when you lookin at my draws..

Take a guess.

MegStarr*
04-29-2009, 09:44 PM
I got Brooklyn in my balls, so you can see Brooklyn when you lookin at my draws..

Take a guess.

haha i actually like that line! i look forward to it every time i listen to that track. i acknowledge that it's lame but i like it. that whole verse is pretty much garbage actually. "i keep a high tech like the producer" "get blackberried like a cellphone"

and that cam'ron verse up there from Get Em Girls...hillarious. some of the worst lines ever released in hip hop history, i swear.

Floyd Sinclair
04-29-2009, 10:10 PM
Lil Wayne.....

"i'm in that water like a cruise ship"

"we on like the television"

"i get in her mouth like poledent"

"i'm leanin like a three legged lion"

"it's going down like down goes frazier"

"like ranch i dip"

"i'm cold like salami"



"I get up like down" Magoo

"I'm just kidding like Jason." Nelly

"Its all gravy like chicken when its smothered" DMX

"I stay high like that word we use to greet each other." Papoose

"I shine like a relatively shiney item." Fabolous

"Im like Jadakiss wit bail money, I really freestyles." Papoose

"I load guns for free.....you can call me freeloader." Papoose

"I'm hungry for cheese like hungry hungry hippos." Project Pat

Eric Holder
04-29-2009, 10:35 PM
I read somewhere, I'm homophobic shiiit
Go through the hood, there's mad *****z on my dick - 50 Cent "ryder music" (very gay lyrics)


Gotta bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham - Ali "Grillz" (is he talking about felatio or his grill)

F l i c k e r
04-29-2009, 11:18 PM
"I'm hungry for cheese like hungry hungry hippos." Project Pat

Hahahha, helllllllll no. That punch line was a win. Because that ***** is fat, doesn't give a **** how he get money either. On one of his albums it had the video surveilence of him stickin up the liquor store with the glock. So it makes sense when he says it.


Everything Lil wayne says is a fail.....

"We are not the same, I am a martian." (game said this dumb ass **** too)

black.ink
04-30-2009, 04:02 AM
Lil Wayne.....

"i'm in that water like a cruise ship"

"we on like the television"

"i get in her mouth like poledent"

"i'm leanin like a three legged lion"

"it's going down like down goes frazier"

"like ranch i dip"

"i'm cold like salami"



"I get up like down" Magoo

"I'm just kidding like Jason." Nelly

"Its all gravy like chicken when its smothered" DMX

"I stay high like that word we use to greet each other." Papoose

"I shine like a relatively shiney item." Fabolous

"Im like Jadakiss wit bail money, I really freestyles." Papoose

"I load guns for free.....you can call me freeloader." Papoose

"I'm hungry for cheese like hungry hungry hippos." Project Pat

Pure classics.....

Mersey
04-30-2009, 11:13 AM
"I Bagdad like Iraq"

KEYNES
04-30-2009, 12:18 PM
"They got the cd, they got to see-me drop gyms (gems) like I dropped out of P.E."

- Kanye West - Champion

Texasboy34
04-30-2009, 12:28 PM
I'll treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you - Lil Flip

TRAVI$
04-30-2009, 01:59 PM
"Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus." Mase

Dice
04-30-2009, 03:05 PM
I read somewhere, I'm homophobic shiiit
Go through the hood, there's mad *****z on my dick - 50 Cent "ryder music" (very gay lyrics)


Gotta bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham - Ali "Grillz" (is he talking about felatio or his grill)

That 50 line is sick in my opinion, I'm not even a fan

THE REED™
04-30-2009, 03:08 PM
Lil Wayne.....

"i'm in that water like a cruise ship"

"we on like the television"

"i get in her mouth like poledent"

"i'm leanin like a three legged lion"

"it's going down like down goes frazier"

"like ranch i dip"

"i'm cold like salami"



"I get up like down" Magoo

"I'm just kidding like Jason." Nelly

"Its all gravy like chicken when its smothered" DMX

"I stay high like that word we use to greet each other." Papoose

"I shine like a relatively shiney item." Fabolous

"Im like Jadakiss wit bail money, I really freestyles." Papoose

"I load guns for free.....you can call me freeloader." Papoose

"I'm hungry for cheese like hungry hungry hippos." Project Pat

"I shine like a relatively shiney item." Fabolous

LMAO... I love fab but thats terrible...

F l i c k e r
04-30-2009, 06:51 PM
"I shine like a relatively shiney item." Fabolous

LMAO... I love fab but thats terrible...

WOW.. lmfao! I second that notion.

Stab Judah
04-30-2009, 07:57 PM
The harder I walk, the ground shall shake
Stompin, the harder I march, the ground will break
I am, groundbreakin, like an earthquake, heh-heh

It's not that bad but the whole verse had nothing to do with the rest of the song.

supRa
04-30-2009, 08:40 PM
wow papoose..

KEYNES
04-30-2009, 11:54 PM
"Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus." Mase

That's not a punchline.

That's just another way of saying the popular phrase, "...cash out the ass."

Solid line imo.

Mayorga-Rules
05-01-2009, 12:03 PM
"I have more jewels than your jeweler…" Lil Wayne.

That just shocked me.

TRAVI$
05-06-2009, 01:52 PM
That's not a punchline.

That's just another way of saying the popular phrase, "...cash out the ass."

Solid line imo.

Yeah, didn't think it counted but I disagree about it being solid

"I get money out the ass, that's some expensive ****" Is a solid line

By mentioning a specific body part, it paints an image in the head of the listener, of money physically coming out of the anus.