I hate my father. I'd kick his ass, but he gives my sister money for clothes sometimes and I am worried that if I tell him what I really think of him, he will stop buying her things she needs and stop paying my Mom the money he owes her.

So, how many of you want to really beat the **** out of one of your parents?

I like my parents.

Now my girlfriend's mom is a different story. :joke:

Now my girlfriend's mom is a different story. :joke:

I know some people that can arrange an "accident". Interested?

I like them, they're so funny...

I love my family. I'm very close with my parents even though they still live in Cali. I'm trying to get them to move up here.

Sometimes I hear voices ordering me to kill my mother, but I dont pay any attention to unknown canines ordering a murder, specially in the street and barking loudly and rudely to me.

Sometimes I hear voices ordering me to kill my mother, but I dont pay any attention to unknown canines ordering a murder, specially in the street and barking loudly and rudely to me.

If it weren't for the language barrier, you would be the funniest person on the forum.

The language barrier makes Piedra and Leather even more funny than they already are.......

I love my dad....I'm a daddy's girl. :-)

My mother is a whole 'nother ball of used wax.

My dad pisses me off. Every day he tells me that I'm costing him money. The man only raised me have the time. I'm sure I'm costing him so much money with the two house, one by a lake, two cars, family bussiness, two boats and a atv. If I was costing him as much money as he claim he wouldn't have all those things. The man pay for one term of school and that was it. Out of the four terms I have taken I paid for three. Then he claims that I don't do any thing with my life. I go to school, I play rugby and I don't tell him that I train mma because sometimes I like to keep somethings to my self. He tells me to get a job even when I have one. Dumbass I work at a resort I have to wait till people come there to work. Mother ****er is going to get knock out when I leave this house. If you have meet me you know what I am like and my dad is the complete opposite of me. The man never laughs at any of the jokes I say but they seem to kill everybody else.

I think that he is pissed off because I'm strong, smarter, have better hygine, more liked and could kick his ass at any time I feel like it.

The man is in 43 and still pisses on the toliet seat. What the hell is that?

My mom is cool.

Hahahahahahahaha! Gman, I love you bro!

The language barrier makes Piedra and Leather even more funny than they already are.......

:You_Rock_ My love for you is floating like a celestial milk between pink candy bees....You deserve a statue inside a crystal mountain!!!

I don't speak to my father, I have not spoken to him for about 3 years and I can't stand my mother.

I'm gonna change my last name soon.

Once I can move out of my house I will rarely see or talk to anyone in my family.

My dad is cool, except long term drug use has givin him the mind of a 12 year old. He dont do drugs anymore but his health is fading fast and I dont expect him to live much longer. My mom is a lazy ***** who has been homeless off and on for the past 2 years. The ****ed up part is that she has my little brother brain washed so he dont wanna leave her. So she can still get her welfare check. My bro finally moved in with my cousins and now she sleeps at a park somewhere.........

that's some ****ed up ****.

My dad is cool, except long term drug use has givin him the mind of a 12 year old. He dont do drugs anymore but his health is fading fast and I dont expect him to live much longer. My mom is a lazy ***** who has been homeless off and on for the past 2 years. The ****ed up part is that she has my little brother brain washed so he dont wanna leave her. So she can still get her welfare check. My bro finally moved in with my cousins and now she sleeps at a park somewhere.........

We have a winner

What do I win?

A pigeon made of silver jam....

pearl jam

Semen jam or period jam?...

My mother is the bomb. I'm a mama's boy, for sure. My old man and I fight every now and then, but not that often anymore. Nope, can't say that I hate my parents.

**** Kaps, that's hardcore, I'm sorry to hear that man. It's amazing you turned out as well as you did considering the circumstances. Mad props to you.

Blue speaks the truth...thats pretty full on Kaps, youv'e done alright to be where you are bro..

Me and my folks aren't exactly close, but we aren't estranged either. We don't see each other a lot, but we don't need to either. They have moved down the coast to a place full of older people and seem are doing alright.
Dad and me fought a lot when I was younger...he was old and stubborn, I was young and full of my own bull****. We punched on a few times, that kind of stopped after I handed his ass to him one day when I was 16...we then had a few months of no talking at all, then when I was 18 and I joined the Army, he was stoked cause a. I was leaving and b. I was trying to get somewhere unlike a lot of my drug ****ed friends at the time.
Now we are pretty good mates...I take him to football games when I can (he is an AFL fan which I'm not into a great deal, but thats cool) and we fish a fair bit together. I'm glad about it