handjobs4dollars
06-02-2004, 03:30 PM
I would own him.
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View Full Version : I wish Bush would debate me handjobs4dollars 06-02-2004, 03:30 PM I would own him. Bluecifer 06-02-2004, 03:31 PM I say that you 2 would be evenly matched. Could go either way IMO. Kempo Chris 06-02-2004, 03:34 PM I want to see him and kerry debate This might possibly be the worst presidential debate ever Bluecifer 06-02-2004, 03:38 PM True. handjobs4dollars 06-02-2004, 03:41 PM Originally posted by Bluecifer I say that you 2 would be evenly matched. Could go either way IMO. I should run for office. My make weed legal policy would win votes in vancouver, the young people, create a new job market and bring in foregin money. MMA becomes legal in all of Canada. Nude beaches become legal across the board. Ladies nights at bars are unfair and become against the law. It will be replaced with the go top less nights for woman. Gays can get married, straight people can't any more. handjobs4dollars 06-02-2004, 03:44 PM Originally posted by Kempo Chris I want to see him and kerry debate This might possibly be the worst presidential debate ever Kerry sucks all he ever says is "I'm not bush vote for me." Bluecifer 06-02-2004, 03:52 PM Originally posted by handjobs4dollars I should run for office. My make weed legal policy would win votes in vancouver, the young people, create a new job market and bring in foregin money. MMA becomes legal in all of Canada. Nude beaches become legal across the board. Ladies nights at bars are unfair and become against the law. It will be replaced with the go top less nights for woman. Gays can get married, straight people can't any more. Sounds pretty reasonable to me, I'm gonna have to go ahead and give you the nod over Purity. handjobs4dollars 06-02-2004, 04:00 PM Oh yeah religions have to pay taxes from now on. I'n fact they have to pay back taxes for all the money they owe. Hooker legal. We will have to set up safe places where they can get testing and condoms and ****. Slacker 06-02-2004, 04:33 PM Originally posted by Kempo Chris I want to see him and kerry debate This might possibly be the worst presidential debate ever That is the smartest thing I have seen you post. Bush is a moron and Kerry is a robot. Kempo Chris 06-02-2004, 07:45 PM Truthfully I'm not a huge bush fan, but I like his advisors and his cabinet. He's running aginst Kerry - Kerry in my opinion should not be leading a pack of lemmings - This guys whole campaign is like gman said I'm not bush, vote for me - He flip flops on all the issues. At least you know bushes stances on the issues. Purity 06-02-2004, 08:34 PM Originally posted by Bluecifer Sounds pretty reasonable to me, I'm gonna have to go ahead and give you the nod over Purity. are you gonna trust a 21 year old virgin? that's what i thought. now shut the **** up and cast yer vote down yonder before you're added on the "****suckers that are getting executed once tony takes over this ****in rock" list handjobs4dollars 06-03-2004, 01:17 AM That's your problem you say vote while I say bloody killing spree. Plus I'm 19. Purity 06-03-2004, 02:00 AM yer 19? hmm. oh well. i still wouldn't trust you. and i was recruiting bzob to smash cuban skulls with slegehammers since day 1 so don't start that whole whole "i'm brutal and you're democratic" **** with me. handjobs4dollars 06-03-2004, 02:23 AM Yeah I was 18 when you met me. I'm entering my third year of college at the age of 19. That's why I should rule the world. Prince 06-03-2004, 04:13 AM i wish i had global domination -anyone in high school will have a 6pm curfew during school season. 8pm during the summer. 24 hours community service if you're caught outside after hours. -anyone still in high school with less than 2.75GPA gets their drivers license revoked or is not eligible to obtain a license until its 2.75+ -MTV and VH1 along with all their subchannels will be removed from all of your cable and satellite providers -anyone who has excessive facial piercings will be required to remove all but what is in their ears and each ear will be limited to 2 -anyone who dresses out of line(like a goth, skater, or hoodrat) will be forced to conform and wear khakis with a tucked in polo shirt with loafers and a belt. -anyone who wants a tattoo must be able to write a 1 page paper on why they want it. there will be a waiting list until approved by an organization i create. -you cannot apply to get a tattoo until you're 25. no piercings until 21. -if you are underage and caught with alcohol you get an automatic suspension of your license for 2 years and 100 hours minimum of community service. hours increase based on a ratio of your alcohol level -if you are caught driving while under the influence of anything its a life time suspension of your drivers license and i will have it made to look just as bad a dishonorable discharge from the military on your criminal record -if you're caught with any illicit substance your car will be impounded on spot and you'll be given a fine according to the amount of whatever it is you have -if you're not going into college you must get a job. if you don't have a job within 3 months after turning 18 and have no good reason, you do 24 hours of community service a week until you can find a job. if you dont get a job within 6 months after your community services begins, it goes up to 48 hours a week. Kempo Chris 06-03-2004, 10:54 AM sounds pretty good cesaro KittyKitty 06-03-2004, 11:46 AM Originally posted by Cesaro i wish i had global domination -anyone in high school will have a 6pm curfew during school season. 8pm during the summer. 24 hours community service if you're caught outside after hours. -anyone still in high school with less than 2.75GPA gets their drivers license revoked or is not eligible to obtain a license until its 2.75+ -MTV and VH1 along with all their subchannels will be removed from all of your cable and satellite providers -anyone who has excessive facial piercings will be required to remove all but what is in their ears and each ear will be limited to 2 -anyone who dresses out of line(like a goth, skater, or hoodrat) will be forced to conform and wear khakis with a tucked in polo shirt with loafers and a belt. -anyone who wants a tattoo must be able to write a 1 page paper on why they want it. there will be a waiting list until approved by an organization i create. -you cannot apply to get a tattoo until you're 25. no piercings until 21. -if you are underage and caught with alcohol you get an automatic suspension of your license for 2 years and 100 hours minimum of community service. hours increase based on a ratio of your alcohol level -if you are caught driving while under the influence of anything its a life time suspension of your drivers license and i will have it made to look just as bad a dishonorable discharge from the military on your criminal record -if you're caught with any illicit substance your car will be impounded on spot and you'll be given a fine according to the amount of whatever it is you have -if you're not going into college you must get a job. if you don't have a job within 3 months after turning 18 and have no good reason, you do 24 hours of community service a week until you can find a job. if you dont get a job within 6 months after your community services begins, it goes up to 48 hours a week. that's the stupidest load of crap i've ever heard. if you dominated the world, i would assassinate you. handjobs4dollars 06-03-2004, 03:21 PM Kitty puts the ass in assassinate. Slacker 06-03-2004, 04:22 PM Originally posted by Kempo Chris sounds pretty good cesaro You would think so, wouldn't you? Bluecifer 06-04-2004, 01:48 PM Originally posted by Purity are you gonna trust a 21 year old virgin? that's what i thought. now shut the **** up and cast yer vote down yonder before you're added on the "****suckers that are getting executed once tony takes over this ****in rock" list Good point. Howvever, I always thought more of myself as the exiled to an island type(kinda like Napoleon Bonaparte). While I may be dangerous, the loss of my immense intellect would be irreplaceable to this planet. Piedra 06-06-2004, 04:06 PM I want a black president in United States, Living in the Black House already painted by the time he assumes the direction of the USA. handjobs4dollars 06-06-2004, 04:07 PM The zoolou nation would be the U.S.A's best friend. Piedra 06-06-2004, 04:12 PM Yes sir, He would send the first expeditions to Black Holes directed by S.Hawkings. Prince 06-13-2004, 06:19 PM that's the stupidest load of crap i've ever heard. if you dominated the world, i would assassinate you. that kind of talk under my rule would get you nowhere. Piedra 06-13-2004, 08:11 PM I would own him. You wish to debate bush, I wish you decapitate that lunatic :fest30: |