not that i care. i just wanted to use this thread as an excuse to rub in the fact that MY HOLIDAY ****IN RULED. why, you ask, did it rule? well that's a great question. thoughtja'd never ask.


-vegas
-hard rock hotel
-scantilly clad insanely beautiful women, down for whatever
-lots o' money
-scantilly clad insanely beautiful women, down for whatever
-top floor w/ pool view
-scantilly clad insanely beautiful women, down for whatever
-the biggest, wildest pool parties of all time.
-scantilly clad insanely beautiful women, down for whatever
-vip everywhere, EVERYWHERE
-scantilly clad insanely beautiful women, down for whatever
-mad alcohal, mad e pills, mad yays
-scantilly clad insanely beautiful women, down for whatever
-comped meals


so if it makes anyone feel better i lost $2,000, am currently in a coma, keep discovering crusty boogers in my nose, and feel so bummed that i'm back at work in orange ****ing county that i wanna cry.

you suck.

umm.. i stole some paint from hobby lobby on my holiday...

then i ate some hot dogs and went to a bar and got slightly drunk.

it was exciting, you see.

you stole paint?? the hell you steal paint for?

I took a bunch of muslce relaxers and hung out with my kittens after a long night of drinking, gambling and asking strippers to marry me. Pretty standard stuff.

Originally posted by Bluecifer
I took a bunch of muslce relaxers and . haha, I took about 15 vicodins and smoked about a half ounce this past weekend. I also went to Berkeley and picked up a new bong.

Originally posted by Purity
you stole paint?? the hell you steal paint for?

because oil paints are ridicuous.. like 10 dollars for 1.25 ounces and i'm not about to pay that ****.

on top of that, I'm cheap.

my attraction for you grows by the day

Originally posted by KittyKitty
because oil paints are ridicuous.. like 10 dollars for 1.25 ounces and i'm not about to pay that ****.

on top of that, I'm cheap.


5 entries found for kleptomaniac.

klep·to·ma·ni·a ( P ) Pronunciation Key (klpt-mn-, -mny)
n.

An obsessive impulse to steal regardless of economic need.

Yeah, cleptos are HOT! I almost married a clepto, back when I was young and dumb.

well i'm still young and dumb so bring it on

Originally posted by Slacker
5 entries found for kleptomaniac.

klep·to·ma·ni·a ( P ) Pronunciation Key (klpt-mn-, -mny)
n.

An obsessive impulse to steal regardless of economic need.

look, man. i paint a lot. i'm not going to spend 100 dollars on 10 little tubes of paint.

i work in a ****ing fish store, okay, I don't make 50, 40, 30, or even 20 thousand dollars a year. i'm a college student. I am POOR. I live with the mom.

hobby lobby can go **** itself for charging 10 dollars for 1.25 OUNCES of ****ing oil PAINT. That's right, I said PAINT, not GOLD.

*******s.

Hahahahahaha!!! Purity, I don't mean that being attracted to a clepto is dumb, au contraire mon frere, just that me getting married is dumb.

KittyKitty has spunk

Originally posted by Bluecifer
Hahahahahaha!!! Purity, I don't mean that being attracted to a clepto is dumb, au contraire mon frere, just that me getting married is dumb.

yeah but it's different with me & kitty-k. we're kinda like tyler durden and marla singer. so when we're not ****ing like rabbits on meth, we're gonna cause massive quantities of mayhem. marriage will rule.

It wasn't a holiday for me, but;

Stayed in bed tell 1:30PM
Smoked mad weed
Watched Transformers on DVD (sweet)
Smoked mad weed
Went to the girlfriend's house for some lovin
Smoked mad weed with girlfriend
Had more mad lovin
Fell asleep at girlfriend's house
Woke up at 3AM, drove home.
Slept until 1:30 the next morning.

I'm a rock star.

Originally posted by Purity
yeah but it's different with me & kitty-k. we're kinda like tyler durden and marla singer. so when we're not ****ing like rabbits on meth, we're gonna cause massive quantities of mayhem. marriage will rule.

http://www.arcadialouisiana.org/images/b-c2.jpg

she points a gun at me like that ever then i'm thumpin her in the back of the head.

example of what comes out of stealing paint:

http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/gtp.jpg

me n tony are gonna be the coolest married couple ever.

people are going to be afraid of us.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
example of what comes out of stealing paint:

http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/gtp.jpg
you do that?

yep. its on a 5x7" canvas

no ****??? i didn't know you were into art too. another thing we got in common. pees & pods stylee representin!!

awesome job too hun!!

Originally posted by Bluecifer
I took a bunch of muslce relaxers and hung out with my kittens after a long night of drinking, gambling and asking strippers to marry me. Pretty standard stuff.

I thought you were going on the wagon??? what happened?

Sounds like everyone had a good time.....lucky.

I didn't get a holiday

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
I didn't get a holiday

Bummer G-man, I know the feeling. A holiday here means one for everyone else....I don't get the day off. So I know how you feel. Life sucks at times, don't it?

Originally posted by Purity
no ****??? i didn't know you were into art too. another thing we got in common. pees & pods stylee representin!!

awesome job too hun!!

thanks. :)

so you're into art too eh? what do you draw/paint/whatever?

Originally posted by KittyKitty
thanks. :)

so you're into art too eh? what do you draw/paint/whatever?

mostly tattoo related tribal/biomechanical ****. i actually did the 1st logo for this website but it was canned due to reasons that i still haven't found out.
i used to do lots of pencil sketch ****. just sit outside on a sunday morning, sip coffee, and draw the first thing i'd see. and of course when i was 15 years old, you'd find me hanging on freeway overpasses doin murals and ****. i've still got a few piecebooks left of old ****.

i really need to get back into that. especially since i gotta hammock now.
you got anymore pics?

i dunno, i'd have to search around lil. i'll try to find some more crap and scan some stuff.

Originally posted by nickeboy9
I thought you were going on the wagon??? what happened?

Saturday was my last night to go big. Now I'm on the gambling wagon.

see if you can. i really like that snake. when we get our pad, i think it would look great in the living room with some cool lighting.

here's some crap that I did in photoshop.

http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/dragon.jpg
http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/rainbow_boa.jpg

and this one was too big to scan, so I just took a picture of it.. so it looks crappier than it really is.

http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/dragon2.jpg

great colors & shading hun! i don't have a scanner. wish i did. i'd be too stupid to use it anywayz. how long you been into art?

the first dragon was done.. .probably about 3 or 4 years ago, and the second dragon was done in art class in my senior year of hs

i've been drawing since i was 3 years old... maybe even younger, i don't remember.

my weekend was good

more photoshop:

my cat.
http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/kitty.jpg

Originally posted by KittyKitty
i've been drawing since i was 3 years old... maybe even younger, i don't remember.

i don't doubt it. i've been doin it ever since around then too. that's actually all i ever liked to do when i was a kid since i hated school, friends, and the outdoors in general

yep, same here. except i loved the outdoors. i lived in the woods by our house.. woke up, got on my bike, got the dog, went into the woods, came back for some lunch, went back out into the woods... built a fort, chased some squirrels....chased some more squirrels, shot some squirrels with my slingshot, went home to eat dinner, went back out to the woods.. came back home and went to sleep.

course that was in the summertime.

i loved building forts. ****, i totally forgot about all that. now THOSE were the days.

mhm.

i had a fort, and i would shoot other kids that tried to infringe on my property with my slingshot.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
yep, same here. except i loved the outdoors. i lived in the woods by our house.. woke up, got on my bike, got the dog, went into the woods, came back for some lunch, went back out into the woods... built a fort, chased some squirrels....chased some more squirrels, shot some squirrels with my slingshot, went home to eat dinner, went back out to the woods.. came back home and went to sleep.

course that was in the summertime. Sounds nice. Growing up in SF, I didn't have a backyard

Originally posted by KittyKitty
mhm.

i had a fort, and i would shoot other kids that tried to infringe on my property with my slingshot.

i wasn't allowed to have a slingshot so i just gathered tons of premature pinecones and rolled em over to my fort with a stolen grocery store cart.
then it was time to engage in battle with the other forts. we would always station the "cryers" in the front line cause it was hillarious to watch some lil ***** boy on the ground, screaming in tears, with his freshly PEGGED face covered by his hands.

hahaha!

oh to be a young little ******* again.

so how'd you get let in the bar my lil 19 year old?

i've been able to get into bars since i was 16... i just look older, nobody asks any questions.

cool. you doin anything on saturday?

prolly not. why?

cool. i wanna take you out. you down?

hahaha yeah okay.

tag team?

Originally posted by KittyKitty
hahaha yeah okay.

perfect. call me up around 5 on saturday and i'll give you directions. btw, would you mind if i make a move on you later on in the night? i understand that it's not smart to make a move on the first date but that's just because the 2 wanna get to know eachother.....but we know eachother pretty well. :)

like i said, you buy, i fly. i accept paypal.

like i said, get a damn credit card and i'll pay ya back upon arrival.

****head.

no.

****nut.

yes. i can't take you out on our first date unless you get a credit card. plus it'll help you build credit.

DRAGON2.JPG OWNS