clean out your box ****er!!!

i need blue to help me make a resume

i need to get info on strippers

I need to see strippers resumes'....

My box is pretty dirty. I should go to the ***** doctor.

Done.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i need blue to help me make a resume

No problem

thanks

what the ****?

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worst hi-jack attempt EVER

worst hi-jack attempt EVER
Sup' Creed?

Sup' Creed?

Shaolin Bushido?

How to shower


How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothing and place it in
sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing
gown. If you see husband along
the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the
mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth,
arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber
and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure
it's clean. Condition your hair with
grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot
facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger
nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs. Turn off
shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces
in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the
size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing
gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover
up any exposed areas.


How To Shower Like a Man


Take off clothes while sitting on the
edge of the bed and leave them in
a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and
scratch your behind.

Get in the shower. Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.

Blow you' re nose in your hands and
let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds
in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates
and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse
butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo
Mohawk.

Pee

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor
because curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror
again.

Leave shower curtain open,
wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel
around waist. If you pass wife,
pull off towel, shake wiener at her
and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

Finally, Blue has comeback to Global.

Today is a good day. You're my boy, Blue.

Finally, Blue has comeback to Global.

Today is a good day. You're my boy, Blue.

:luvbed: Nice to see you too Bub!

You have to post more often here, man.

I will, it just seems exceptionally slow here lately. Here's some pics of my cats with 2 feeder mice I bought for them from the pet store. I actually felt pretty guilty about this...

http://www.ironlife.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44095

Yeah I'm back in the afternoons man. You know you gots to post here.

my plan worked

I will, it just seems exceptionally slow here lately. Here's some pics of my cats with 2 feeder mice I bought for them from the pet store. I actually felt pretty guilty about this...

http://www.ironlife.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44095


Actually, it's been pretty lively here over the last few weeks. By Global standards anyways.

my plan worked


Lol, that was very sneaky Curly.

I is a smarte

Finally, Blue has comeback to Global.

Today is a good day. You're my boy, Blue.
A room would be nice. Bed in there, maybe the vibratin kind. Lots more intimate.

Shaolin Bushido?Ha, just saw this. It is I. Sup'

Friend or foe? Who are you, btw? Other than Fallout that is.

Also, who do I see bout assuming my true identity? Es possible?

How to shower


How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothing and place it in
sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing
gown. If you see husband along
the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the
mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth,
arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber
and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure
it's clean. Condition your hair with
grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot
facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger
nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs. Turn off
shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces
in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the
size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing
gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover
up any exposed areas.


How To Shower Like a Man


Take off clothes while sitting on the
edge of the bed and leave them in
a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and
scratch your behind.

Get in the shower. Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.

Blow you' re nose in your hands and
let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds
in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates
and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse
butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo
Mohawk.

Pee

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor
because curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror
again.

Leave shower curtain open,
wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel
around waist. If you pass wife,
pull off towel, shake wiener at her
and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA, now that's a gem!*hits print button*