View Full Version : A lot of you call each other by your first names.....


Slacker
05-28-2004, 01:30 PM
Does everyone know everyone else here? I get the feeling a lot of you have met (and most likely ****ed) at some point.

KittyKitty
05-28-2004, 01:31 PM
i ****ed your mom

Squezze
05-28-2004, 01:31 PM
Nobody calls me by my first name, and I haven't ****ed anybody from this forum, unfortunatly.

Slacker
05-28-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by KittyKitty
i ****ed your mom

Daddy?

Purity
05-28-2004, 01:33 PM
i'm tony

Bluecifer
05-28-2004, 01:35 PM
I ****ed Everyone here but MCM, Allison, Kitty and Ben. I just gave him a facial.

Nuno
05-28-2004, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by Bluecifer
I just gave him a facial.

Sticky suprise?

Purity
05-28-2004, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Bluecifer
I ****ed Everyone here but MCM, Allison, Kitty and Ben. I just gave him a facial.

you ****ed linsey, tammy, shelby & dereka!?!? you bastard.

Bluecifer
05-28-2004, 01:40 PM
No, not them either. But they're not really here anymore. How bout Bzob though, does he count? I teabagged that big bald head.

Bzob
05-28-2004, 01:40 PM
i ****ed g-man

Purity
05-28-2004, 01:42 PM
did you hear that nuno's dressin up in a sheep costume and staying with paniko?

Leather
05-28-2004, 01:44 PM
and? yeah but it was a little fantansy...

Bzob
05-28-2004, 01:44 PM
and Kato

Nuno
05-28-2004, 01:44 PM
Those are nasty rumors.

DOGGx0
05-28-2004, 02:01 PM
Hi.

Squezze
05-28-2004, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Slacker
Does everyone know everyone else here? I get the feeling a lot of you have met (and most likely ****ed) at some point.


This one time me and Dogg were chillin down at Toys R' Us, and he asked me if I wanted to play "Slam the **** out of your ass tell you bleed.". A kind of scrabble, he told me. He picked up a Nerf bow and arrow and pointed it at the general area of my arse. I finally came to the realization of what he was after, and I said, "**** no man. I'm not playing that game. I don't wanna get sodomized by a nerf bow and arrow." Anyways, he got pissed and told me that he didn't want to wear my class pin, and stormed out of Toys R' Us, crying like a baby. I never saw him again.

nickeboy
05-28-2004, 02:22 PM
Sqeeze that ranks as one of the funniest stories I have ever hear (even if it was made-up)...

Squezze
05-28-2004, 02:27 PM
Made up?

Leather
05-28-2004, 05:56 PM
I would want to meet some of Global bastards but I think I will not see them in my life probably...:-(

DOGGx0
05-28-2004, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by Squezze
This one time me and Dogg were chillin down at Toys R' Us, and he asked me if I wanted to play "Slam the **** out of your ass tell you bleed.". A kind of scrabble, he told me. He picked up a Nerf bow and arrow and pointed it at the general area of my arse. I finally came to the realization of what he was after, and I said, "**** no man. I'm not playing that game. I don't wanna get sodomized by a nerf bow and arrow." Anyways, he got pissed and told me that he didn't want to wear my class pin, and stormed out of Toys R' Us, crying like a baby. I never saw him again.

you ****.

handjobs4dollars
05-28-2004, 06:56 PM
Nobody will ever meet me. I'm too sexy and mean to want to hang out with a bunch of losers like you.

Prince
05-29-2004, 02:46 AM
nobody calls me by my first name, but i'm a different person according to who you talk to. i could be ryan, mark, hogan, or colby.

Stain
05-29-2004, 04:24 PM
oh god hogan owns

Prince
05-29-2004, 04:38 PM
yea hogan is a badass

Kempo Chris
05-29-2004, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by Squezze
This one time me and Dogg were chillin down at Toys R' Us, and he asked me if I wanted to play "Slam the **** out of your ass tell you bleed.". A kind of scrabble, he told me. He picked up a Nerf bow and arrow and pointed it at the general area of my arse. I finally came to the realization of what he was after, and I said, "**** no man. I'm not playing that game. I don't wanna get sodomized by a nerf bow and arrow." Anyways, he got pissed and told me that he didn't want to wear my class pin, and stormed out of Toys R' Us, crying like a baby. I never saw him again.

ahahahhaha

Bella
05-30-2004, 03:08 AM
Originally posted by Bluecifer
No, not them either. But they're not really here anymore. How bout Bzob though, does he count? I teabagged that big bald head.

:lovers:

The Ensanity
05-30-2004, 01:39 PM
Suck a dick

seldomTap
06-01-2004, 07:53 PM
The secret it that all of us are alter ego's of Dave Hojak, Tanner and one or two others...they all sit in the same room and post 18 hours a day, using bad english for the European members and everything...it is quite amazing

handjobs4dollars
06-01-2004, 07:59 PM
I am really seldomTap

seldomTap
06-01-2004, 08:06 PM
I am really Hojak character 17

handjobs4dollars
06-01-2004, 08:19 PM
Hojack is the alpaha and the omaga.

The Golden Bear
06-02-2004, 12:53 AM
Hojak = Dave

ArjukanpoKarate
06-02-2004, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
The secret it that all of us are alter ego's of Dave Hojak, Tanner and one or two others...they all sit in the same room and post 18 hours a day, using bad english for the European members and everything...it is quite amazing

BWWAHAHAHA

Good ol times.

Deacon Frost
06-03-2004, 09:42 AM
We are all the one consciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively.

Bzob
06-03-2004, 11:04 AM
Ghey

Nuno
06-03-2004, 11:06 AM
Hey everybody!!! It's BZOB!

Mr. Beelzebub
06-03-2004, 11:31 AM
who?

Bzob
06-03-2004, 11:33 AM
you soma*****