View Full Version : if you were presented with a paper


VulgarTheClown
05-27-2004, 03:16 PM
if your significant other or person you were ****in presented you with a paper like a contract that had a list of sexual acts from the very normal to the very obscure that said you consent to the following (there is a check list) would you fill it out?


such as this:

I _________________ (the undersigned) am a willing participant in the following:

__ - Anal Sex (Giving)
__ - Anal Sex (Receiving)
__ - Arse (Ass) Play
__ - Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play)
__ - Biting
__ - Blindfolds
__ - Blood
__ - Body Hair
__ - Bondage
__ - Branding
__ - Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.
__ - Candle Wax
__ - Chains
__ - Chastity Devices
__ - Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads
__ - Cling Film
__ - **** and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.
__ - Collar and Lead/LeashConfinement/Caging
__ - Cross Dressing
__ - Cupping (Suction of the Skin)
__ - Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)
__ - Defilement, Seeing a Partner Dirty or Wet
__ - Denim
__ - Depilation/Shaving
__ - Dildos (Handheld & Strap-ons)
__ - Discipline
__ - Doctor/Nurse Fetish
__ - Domination
__ - Ears
__ - Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)
__ - Exhibitionism/Sex in Public
__ - Facials
__ - Feathers
__ - Fire Play
__ - Fisting
__ - Food Play
__ - Gangbangs
__ - Hair Pulling
__ - Handcuffs/Shackles
__ - High Heels
__ - Humiliation
__ - Infantilism/Diapers
__ - Knife/Needle Play
__ - Lace/Lingerie
__ - Lactation
__ - Latex
__ - Leather
__ - Making Home "Movies”
__ - Masks
__ - Masochism
__ - Massage
__ - Master/Slave
__ - Masturbation
__ - Mutual Masturbation
__ - Nipples
__ - Oral Fixation
__ - Oral Sex (Giving)
__ - Oral Sex (Receiving)
__ - Oral Sex (Rough)
__ - Pain
__ - Pantyhose/Stockings
__ - Participating in Erotic Photography
__ - Piercings
__ - Pinching
__ - Play Piercing
__ - Podophilia (Foot Fetish)
__ - Power Exchange
__ - The Rack/Medieval Devices
__ - Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)
__ - Retifism (Shoes or Boots)
__ - Rimming
__ - Role Playing
__ - Rubber
__ - Sadism
__ - Scent
__ - Semen Play
__ - Sensory Deprivation
__ - Sex – (all positions)
__ - Sex – (certain positions please list)
__ - Sex - Protected
__ - Sex - Unprotected
__ - Sex - Protected and Unprotected
__ - Sex During Menstruation
__ - Spanking/Paddling
__ - Swallowing
__ - Talking Dirty
__ - Tickling
__ - Tongue Fetish
__ - Toys
__ - Transvestism
__ - Vibrators
__ - Voyeurism
__ - Whips


Name (print) ________________________
Name (signature) _____________________ Date - ________

Slacker
05-27-2004, 03:33 PM
If someone I was dated handed me something like that, I wouldn't be dating them anymore.

VulgarTheClown
05-27-2004, 04:01 PM
why is that?

Nuno
05-27-2004, 04:18 PM
Anal Sex (Giving) - I would gladly tear her ass up.
Blindfolds - Why not.
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads - Used on her, why not
Discipline - ???....Sounds interesting.
Doctor/Nurse Fetish - I'd examine her cooter.
Facials - I would give her some eye candy.
Food Play - Whip cream.
Hair Pulling - From doggiestyle position.
Lace/Lingerie - Mad sexy on for your girl.
Massage - (recieving)
Nipples - TITTIES!
Oral Sex (Giving) - Cooter licking.
Oral Sex (Receiving) - Self explanatory.
Role Playing - Why not.
Sex – (all positions) - I would **** on thecieling if it was possible.
Sex - Unprotected - I'm getting married.
Talking Dirty - Why not.
Tickling - Sure...

VulgarTheClown
05-27-2004, 04:29 PM
but do you think this would be outlandish to give to someone?

Nuno
05-27-2004, 04:30 PM
It would be odd, yes.

I'm just trying to make your thread more interesting by listing the things I would pick.

Mr. Beelzebub
05-27-2004, 04:47 PM
I would never be in the receiving end of anal, ***. I am into anything else as long as it doesn't involve my baloon knot getting pounded.

VulgarTheClown
05-27-2004, 04:48 PM
Nunia is right for fun fill out what you would do

Mr. Beelzebub
05-27-2004, 05:03 PM
I have tried and I am still willing to try many differnet things, but taking up the pooper is not one of them.

Top of my list would be:
- Home videos (done it...lots of fun)
- Shaving your girl is cool too.
- Role Playing (why not?)
- Unprotected sex (the way to go, but not before taking a test...Both of us)

VulgarTheClown
05-27-2004, 05:04 PM
these are the one's i would participate in


__ - Anal Sex (Giving)
__ - Arse (Ass) Play
__ - Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play)
__ - Biting
__ - Blindfolds
__ - Bondage
__ - Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.
__ - Candle Wax
__ - Chains
__ - Collar and Lead/LeashConfinement/Caging
__ - Depilation/Shaving
__ - Discipline
__ - Domination
__ - Ears
__ - Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)
__ - Exhibitionism/Sex in Public
__ - Facials - her face my nut
__ - Gangbangs
__ - Hair Pulling
__ - Handcuffs/Shackles
__ - Knife/Needle Play
__ - Lace/Lingerie
__ - Latex
__ - Leather
__ - Making Home "Movies”
__ - Masochism
__ - Massage
__ - Master/Slave
__ - Masturbation
__ - Mutual Masturbation
__ - Nipples
__ - Oral Fixation
__ - Oral Sex (Giving)
__ - Oral Sex (Receiving)
__ - Oral Sex (Rough)
__ - Pain
__ - Participating in Erotic Photography
__ - Piercings
__ - Pinching
__ - Power Exchange
__ - The Rack/Medieval Devices
__ - Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)
__ - Rimming
__ - Role Playing
__ - Rubber
__ - Semen Play - my semen being played with
__ - Sensory Deprivation
__ - Sex – (all positions)
__ - Sex - Protected and Unprotected
__ - Sex During Menstruation
__ - Spanking/Paddling
__ - Swallowing - me gettin swallowed
__ - Talking Dirty
__ - Tickling
__ - Tongue Fetish
__ - Toys
__ - Vibrators
__ - Voyeurism
__ - Whips

Nuno
05-27-2004, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
- Home videos (done it...lots of fun)


I'm still blind in one eye from the time you meant to put in the UFC video but put in something else accidentally. :nonono:

VulgarTheClown
05-27-2004, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub

- Unprotected sex (the way to go, but not before taking a test...Both of us)


100% behind you on that!

speaking of which i brought it up. she is like "I'm clean! I know i'm clean. Speaking of which i see my doc in July."

So i told her it shouldn't be a problem to get tested with me then if she gets it done every 6 months anyway.

she said she had a card that said what she had (low iron) so i offered her an iron suppliment aka semen

Prince
05-27-2004, 05:09 PM
no torture, no bondage, no gang bangs, no receiving anal, no dacryphilia, no necrophilia, no leather,

Leather
05-27-2004, 05:19 PM
*Paniko will not participate in this thread, he thinks it could hurt his pure image*

Nuno
05-27-2004, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by PANIKO
*Paniko will not participate in this thread, he thinks it could hurt his pure image*

LMAO!!!

handjobs4dollars
05-27-2004, 10:43 PM
Yeah I need to get laid before I can start picking things off of a list.