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VulgarTheClown
05-27-2004, 01:25 PM
So that puerto rican / Korean chick i was dealin with for a bit called me last night. I hadn't talked to her in weeks cause i wouldn't call her.

Anyway, she calls up and wanted to come over but i already had a friend over and he was crashed on the couch so she didn't come.

We spoke about normal **** for a bit and asked if she could offer me any help since my shoulder is hurt. I said a massage and she agreed so we made plans to meet up today for that.

She wants me to help her work out her abs, obliques and butt cause i know mad calisthenic routines. My answer naturally was "I would gladly work out your ass anytime"

Then the conversation turned quite sexual. Unfortunately she still only wants to **** bareback but like i give a **** cause we spoke pretty indepth and she is into swollowing so i'm good to go.

She wants me to tie her up and do all the **** i wanna do, well except anal (unfortunately). I began to feel this was too good to be true and that i think she was tryin to set me up for a rape charge and **** (you can see my sickness otherwise known and paranoia) (the first person i told this too nearly **** himself and smacked me when i told him my theory)

My Horoscope said i will be at odds with my "romantic partner" but **** i don't got one of those so i'm good to go.

Hopefully all works out well and I can come back here tomarrow with stories of nudity ***** eating dick sucking and semen in some girls face.

wish me luck.

if any of you would like to have your name called out just let me know and i will give her the memo.

Also if there are any suggestions (other than anal) for activities to be done PLEASE let me know cause apparently tonight will be a night of tryin whatever i wanna do. So please give me more ideas.

Thank you

Purity
05-27-2004, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Also if there are any suggestions (other than anal) for activities to be done

when you get her panties off and she opens her legs, DON'T put your tail between yours and go home.

Stain
05-27-2004, 11:39 PM
**** her without a condom and bust in her ***** and make baby vulgars

handjobs4dollars
05-27-2004, 11:47 PM
Just when you're about to cum punch her in the ribs. That's what I would do.

P.S. works best in doggy style.