Dear Servants,

I’ve been chosen to become the general of this world and the next. Though immense training lies within my midst, the fact of the outcome remains the same. Through blood and by refining fire my throne will bathe in light and shun iniquity of the present, and will thus forever be held in chief separation from damnation and corruption that this dieing world offers.

Hence I bring forth to you my title, that which is king, governor, majesty; though you may call me Mouse. Nice to meet you, I trust all of you will become loyal and humble servants of yours truly.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Mouse

I'm sorry, but I can't be a loyal and humble servant of anyone that spells "Hail" incorrectly.


P.S.

On a side note, does this mean that the old crazy Mouse has killed the new crazy Mouse?

*looks around*

*Turns and leaves*

That is honestly one of the most retarded things I have ever read in my life. Taking into account the fact I post in on internet forums on a regular basis, you have easily set a new standard for stupidity in a post.

Please make intelligent posts in the future , or put a gun in your mouth an pull the trigger. Don't fill up my day with this kind of ****. Thank you.

everyone knows i'm gonna be dictator. there is no question.

Damnit I meant "Hail" lol

Raises fist... I'm changing our dictionary when I become the leader!!

Purity.. you become dictator of America. I'm going to become leader over this world and the next. Stay in line and I'll let you keep your little dictatorship. Servant!!

Holy ****... I knew better than to click into this thread.

Originally posted by Mouse
Purity.. you become dictator of America. I'm going to become leader over this world and the next. Stay in line and I'll let you keep your little dictatorship. Servant!!

just when i was gonna letcha be a hitman. now you just bought an execution via bzob sledgehammer

I see...probably I'll follow you, yeah!! I haven't enything better to do (I'm young, plenty of life and semen, finishing a career,...), yes, I'm going to serve you...

Originally posted by Mouse
Dear Servants,

I’ve been chosen to become the general of this world and the next. Though immense training lies within my midst, the fact of the outcome remains the same. Through blood and by refining fire my throne will bathe in light and shun iniquity of the present, and will thus forever be held in chief separation from damnation and corruption that this dieing world offers.

Hence I bring forth to you my title, that which is king, governor, majesty; though you may call me Mouse. Nice to meet you, I trust all of you will become loyal and humble servants of yours truly.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Mouse

**** you.

Sincerely,
Me

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