I have a great job, its easy and pays very well and I am GOOD at what I do. However, the idiots that I am around everyday are enough to make anyone climb the bell tower.

I just went to go take a dump and I discovered that someone had beaten me to it, and not flushed the ****ing thing. If I find out who is doing that, I will skin them.

"hi i work at new century mortgage......and we're........well we're a really good company.........we're really big.....................ummmm..........you'll like working with me.....a lot. we're a big company."

this is the tard **** i have to hear everyday. it insults my intelligence that some of these people have the same job title as me.

it pisses you off doesn't it? You look around at the people you work with and you think "These people are my equals?"

oh i know they're not equal. but according to the "senior loan officer" title on all our business cards.......well let's just say that i sometimes sit in amazement.

i love everyone i work with..... except for that toothless **** who comes in every ****ing friday and tries telling me how to do my job and tells me about how ****ing good he is. **** him. blah.