to ****, who's at the top of your list?

now you men won't appreciate my selection as much as i do.

but..

DAMN!


http://www.deletrius.org/trent/pics/closer.jpg

http://www.deletrius.org/trent/pics/27.jpg

... mr. reznor gets my vote.

jolie. nuff said.

good choice, 'cept her lips are creepy.

i love those lips. there is no doubt that she can easily suck a golfball outta 50 feet of garden hose.

and if I were a guy,

i'd **** tori.

http://toriamor.4t.com/toripics/supermodel.jpg

red headed chicks are awesome.... but still psycho.

i'll agree that redheads are awesome and wild, but TORI???? no ****in way. that's a chick you can sport**** drunk, wake the next morning and see her without makeup while telling yourself, "oh my gawd...what in the **** did i do...?"

nah, shes pretty hot.

gee i coulda picked angelina jolie or something predictable like that.

hey the question wasn't "if you could pick a celebrity to **** that nobody would expect you to pick, who would she be?"

so would you do tori kitty-k?

Originally posted by KittyKitty
and if I were a guy,

i'd **** tori.

duh. i can read. i'm sayin right now.
now that we know you have clam down there and bleed once a month, would you let tori suck on your clit?

I'd **** any famous woman, just to say I did

Originally posted by Purity
duh. i can read. i'm sayin right now.
now that we know you have clam down there and bleed once a month, would you let tori suck on your clit?

no. lesbianism ain't my thing.

been there, done that. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking12.gif

Originally posted by KittyKitty
no. lesbianism ain't my thing.

been there, done that. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking12.gif

it doesn't mean yer a lesbian. you'd just be a fun-lovin girl, that's all. so what is it that doesn't do it for you in regards to hooking up with another girl?

umm.. they don't have a penis?

and girls just aren't sexually attractive to me. you know, being a heterosexual and all, they really don't turn me on. i'm sure you know the feeling... being heterosexual.

what is it that doesn't do it for you in regards to hooking up with another guy?

provide as many details as you can and pictures if possible please.

I'm gonna go with...........Elisha Cuthbert. And for the one I would want nobody to find out about...........Sharon Osbourne.

Originally posted by Squezze
Sharon Osbourne.

HAHAHA!!!

Originally posted by KittyKitty
umm.. they don't have a penis?

and girls just aren't sexually attractive to me. you know, being a heterosexual and all, they really don't turn me on. i'm sure you know the feeling... being heterosexual.

what is it that doesn't do it for you in regards to hooking up with another guy?

it's different with guys then it is for girls. the thought of a dude hookin up with another dude is vomit material. yet both sexes can agree that 2 chicks getting it on is ****in hot.

now what if you could **** trent but FIRST you had to go down on tori?

Originally posted by KittyKitty
HAHAHA!!!


Sharon's da bomb.

Originally posted by Purity
it's different with guys then it is for girls. the thought of a dude hookin up with another dude is vomit material. yet both sexes can agree that 2 chicks getting it on is ****in hot.

now what if you could **** trent but FIRST you had to go down on tori?

i would say it would be WELL worth it.

Originally posted by Squezze
Sharon's da bomb.

agreed!

fun lovin girl :)

but getting to **** trent would be the only motivation.

Something about Tori Amos has always frightened me. Maybe it was that "Caught a Light Sneeze" song.

Sofia Vergara
Salma Hayek
Jessica Alba

alright, if we're gonna do several of 'em, then lemme add Johnny Depp.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
but getting to **** trent would be the only motivation.

ok so there he is, standing there, but behind tori. and he's like, "you know what you have to do to have me, kitty-k." and so you walk up to tori. then what would you do?

punch her in the face... she falls down and he's all mine.

I can see this turning into a wood-inducing thread.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
punch her in the face... she falls down and he's all mine.

Thats still pretty hot

Charlize Theron

Originally posted by KittyKitty
punch her in the face... she falls down and he's all mine.

ROLMFAO!!!!!!

ok so he pushes you away and reminds you that you have duty to fulfill before you get him. tori gets up, trent gives her a kleenex to wipe off the blood, and he once again stands behind her.
NOW johnny depp walks in and stands next to trent. "dude, i dunno trent. it's like....we both want to please kitty-k but it's like, she must be afraid." tori puts her arm around you and forgives you.

whaddya do hun?

punch her even harder so she's completely knocked out and proceed.

proceed to what?

to the ****ing.

he won't touch you until you make tori cum. that's mandatory. johnny depp's losin interest. he's about to bail.

no no no, see... trent reznor, being sado-masochistic and all... sees tori bleeding on the ground and gets all hot..

then he decides that it would be better just to proceed with the ****ing. johnny depp agrees, and we have a happy threesome.

But first, the two make out a whole bunch, cause that's awesome.

oh you *****. you just ****in killed it. i hate you.


so you ever been ****ed by 2 dudes before?

nope.

i have made out with 2 chicks before though, if that counts.

http://www.raptor007.com/images/this_thread_rocks.jpg

Originally posted by KittyKitty
i have made out with 2 chicks before though, if that counts.

at the same time? was it at a party?

This would definately prove to be a very difficult decision, but it would come down to Catherine Bell and Sofia Vergara.

Yes "and", not "or" because the decision like that cannot be made between the two so i would have no choice but **** the both of them.

http://www2.arnes.si/~jsubic5/Wallpapers/Catherine%20bell/Catherine%20Bell7.jpg

sorry if that was too large, but it had to be done. catherine bell = yummy.

Catherine Bell has to record a sex tape NOW!!...

That whore is hot.

Tory is damaged goods.

I'm not sure who I would pick. Someone with naturally nice tits. I'm sick of implants.

http://amber.paleseptember.net/pictures/AmberTVguide.jpg

Originally posted by Bluecifer
Tory is damaged goods.

I'm not sure who I would pick. Someone with naturally nice tits. I'm sick of implants.

Sofia Vergara is all natural, bro.

ok ok!!! HOLD ON. STOP THE BUS, STOP THE BUS!!

now i understand that talking about boning hot celebs is awesome. posting pics is a plus too. and of course it's always polite to stick to the subject.
BUT apparently we have failed to see just where i was leaving off with this thread. here lemme help you all:

Originally posted by Kitty-K

i have made out with 2 chicks before though, if that counts.

Originally posted by Purity
at the same time? was it at a party?

Did they have horns?...

:nonono:

I only asked, just curious...maybe we have a lesbo-zoophiliac (??), hhhmmmmmm...so interesting

Someone starts talking about lesbians and paniko here asks if she is into ****ing animals. Dude, I never want to see your computer **** collection.

too many to name. most won't agree with me, but the top of my list is christina aguilera. no need to comment on it if you don't agree coz i know most of you dont. but thats my choice.

proceed...

Nah, don't worry, I don't have a **** collection. I only need to go to the pet cemetary and voilà!!!

Originally posted by DOGGx0
too many to name.

Dogg has just corn holed the correct

Very few parallel the smoldering sexuality that is Eva Mendes. Experience:

http://www.askmen.co.uk/toys/interview/pictures/42_eva_mendes.jpg
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/stuck_on_you/eva_mendes/stuck.jpg
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/all_about_the_benjamins/eva_mendes/benjaminpre3.jpg

yes, both at once, yes, at a party..

and I was definitely ****ed up on dextromethorpan.

Originally posted by DOGGx0
too many to name. most won't agree with me, but the top of my list is christina aguilera. no need to comment on it if you don't agree coz i know most of you dont. but thats my choice.

proceed...

I would hit it. She is so small that it would make my dick would look huge.

http://pet30.fineststars.com/burke/bb08.jpg
http://www.sobras.com/portal/chicas/elizadushku/i02.jpg
/site/j_lo_awards/full_size/pic_1.jpg

slacker has the right idea of ****ing any famous ***** just to say you ****ed her. if i had to pick one though - EIKO KOIKE

Originally posted by PANIKO
Catherine Bell has to record a sex tape NOW!!...

She's done soft ****.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
She's done soft ****.

What??? I know you're a good mom and you care about your sons but...could you send me some vid????? hiahiahaiha....

Perhaps you've seen Gabriella Hall which looks like Bell a bit....

Originally posted by madcrewmom
She's done soft ****.

really it's more of some movies that have some nudity in them...not like those late night Skinemax softcore flicks lol

Originally posted by PANIKO
What??? I know you're a good mom and you care about your sons but...could you send me some vid????? hiahiahaiha....

Perhaps you've seen Gabriella Hall which looks like Bell a bit....

Okay, one, I only have one son....the other two are daughters. And I don't have any vids....it was on HBO/MAX. And is was what is considered soft ****.

And thanks for the compliment of me being a good mom....LOL.

Hermes Franca. And if it couldnt happen, Henry Rollins. And if I couldn't arrange that, Legalos. But only with the ears and wig.

ok so if henry and hermes are standin there, and they're about to pleasure you BUT they say that you HAVE to go down on tori amos first.....

Originally posted by Purity
ok so if henry and hermes are standin there, and they're about to pleasure you BUT they say that you HAVE to go down on tori amos first.....

You sure are intent on seeing some female go down on her, aren't you???? You are scaring me.......lol.

I'd go down on my cat for Hermes Franca.

i make threads kick ass mcm. and LMAO at the thought of allison going down on that fat ****in feline!!!

CARLOS! if you are reading this PLEASE foreward this to hermes. dude, you have to agree that it would totally kick ass to make allison eat out her own cat. hermes will agree. all he has to do is get laid!

Originally posted by Purity
i make threads kick ass mcm.

I can't argue that one!! Thanks for the laughs.

Gotta go guys, busy day. Have a good one everyone!!

Originally posted by KittyKitty
yes, both at once, yes, at a party..

and I was definitely ****ed up on dextromethorpan.


Will you marry me? Please?

Originally posted by KittyKitty
yes, both at once, yes, at a party..

and I was definitely ****ed up on dextromethorpan.

all 3 of you kissing at the same time, eh? so'd you just kiss? were you in the middle?

Originally posted by Purity
i make threads kick ass mcm. and LMAO at the thought of allison going down on that fat ****in feline!!!

CARLOS! if you are reading this PLEASE foreward this to hermes. dude, you have to agree that it would totally kick ass to make allison eat out her own cat. hermes will agree. all he has to do is get laid!

Who is Carlos? Are you saying Hermes Franca posts here?

Originally posted by Allison
And if I couldn't arrange that, Legalos. But only with the ears and wig.

Right on! That man is HOT! (but only with the hair)

Exactly.

but i'd pretty much go for any good-lookin guy with long hair.

long hair is dead sexy.

I used to heart the hair bands back in the day.

Hm.. I never got into hair bands. Too frizzy and sweaty.

Originally posted by Purity
all 3 of you kissing at the same time, eh? so'd you just kiss? were you in the middle?

Yeah, just kissing. And it was on a pool table.. but I was ****ed up REALLY bad and I fell off a few times. It was kinda sloppy, but everyone enjoyed it, none the less.

Naked?

that's ****in AWESOME! so all YOU did was kiss but did the other 2 go at it a lil more after you......fell off.

Yes. Yes, we were all naked. Everyone was naked and there was just random sex happening everywhere.

How's that sound?

Originally posted by Purity
that's ****in AWESOME! so all YOU did was kiss but did the other 2 go at it a lil more after you......fell off.

sure.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
Yes. Yes, we were all naked. Everyone was naked and there was just random sex happening everywhere.

How's that sound?


****ing awesome.

well that's cool. all in good fun. carry on with the celebrity **** chats :)

I had 2 chicks in bed once. For my 25th birthday at the hotel del coronado in La Jolla. It was fun but over rated. Too many knees and elbows, it was kinda akward.

last time i had 2 chicks i was 16. damn, almost 10 years ago. what the ****'s up with that!