1. my communist boss
2. the dip**** club
3. the dude who's ass i really want to kick
4. the chick who i really want to ****
5. the chick i already ****ed that i wish i hadn't
6. the chick who i ****ed who wishes she hadn't put out to me
7. the top level exec who gets paid half a million a year just to walk around and do nothing
8. the horrible salesperson.
9. the REALLY horrible salesperson
10. the ***** with the irritating laugh
11. the comedian
12. the old dude that thinks he's young cause he wears oakleys
13. the player that gets all the chicks i want
14. the gossip queen
15. the dude that has wayyyyy too much motivation
16. the useless tech support
17. the ***** that keeps complaining that i make the coffee too strong
18. the idiots that can't grasp the concept that heavy metal kicks ass
19. the people who hate their lives
20. the old chick who has a SMOKIN hot daughter that i would give my left nut just to **** so i act all cute & sweet around the old chick, while dropping hints that we should all go out sometime.

now here's a list of my clients:

1. the ungrateful

Holy ****, thoses people must be moonlighting. They all work here too.

i'm fortunate to have a pretty cool bunch of people to work with.

the owner buys us lunch/dinner every day... I catch a few fish for customers, wipe a lil' bit of algae, and play with the alligator. When I'm not doing this, I'm sitting on the couch watching national geographic.

they give you a couch there?

yeah, we got a couch AND a tv... right in the middle of the store... like right next to the register.

AND we have a 10,000 gallon shark tank. observe:

http://www.aquaticsandexotics.com/sharks512k.asf

not fair. yer lucky i'm not yer boss. i'd make you sweep the ****in floor even when it's not dirty.

no you wouldn't.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
AND we have a 10,000 gallon shark tank. observe:

http://www.aquaticsandexotics.com/sharks512k.asf

that's ****in badass!!
be honest, who've you disposed of in there so far? it's ok. we won't tell.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
no you wouldn't.

yer right. i'd probably get shut down after you sue me for all of my assets for sexually harrassing you.

Originally posted by Purity
that's ****in badass!!
be honest, who've you disposed of in there so far? it's ok. we won't tell.

hahah!

Kitty has a rad job. I've been hating my job alot lately. The people I work with;
1. Crazy, bible thumping born again christians....and I'm talking ****ing Mel Gibson crazy.
2. Fake, superficial mother****ers that talk a good game but come up WAAAY short in production.
3. Flakes.
4. 4 useless admins
5. 1 kick ass admin/receptionist that's hot but looks at me funny
6. The controller, who is also hot. We always bull**** about our cats, not too much to talk about there.

Everybody has a chick they've ****ed at work and now regret it ever happened.
God, CS is in my floor and is a bunch of overweight girls with horrible wigs on, please God make it stop.

I don't work. I haven't started my summer job yet. I'm sure I will love to hate it. Then quit to go some place fun again, I hope.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Everybody has a chick they've ****ed and nor regret it ever happended.


yeah but if you fish off the company peer then you have t' be around her everyday.

and beelze, you bonin fat chicks with wigs??? oh man, we're gonna have t' raise the bar for beelze.

I don't do that after my last job. I thoroughly got my ass kicked on a daily basis after we ended bad and this cunt told the boss that I had been bangin' her. It's just not worth it. Too many chicks outside of work so that there's no reason to **** where you eat.

oh i know blue. i'm with you on that. the problem is, drunk tony isn't.

Alas, I was also drunk for my work indescretions. Don't drink with my co-workers anymore either, just with my clients.

Originally posted by Purity
yeah but if you fish off the company peer then you have t' be around her everyday.

and beelze, you bonin fat chicks with wigs??? oh man, we're gonna have t' raise the bar for beelze.

I did a couple skinny chicks here at work... One of those two I regret doing, now I gotta hide from her when I see her 'cause she calls me sometimes.

I have decided not to **** with hoes at work anymore. It's all about boning drunk ass *****es from the bar.

- a guy that lives in new jersey. he's a pothead and lives with his girlfriend, he also works at lowes. plays xbox live all day
-a guy that lives in virginia. he's a cokehead and lives with his girlfriend.
-a guy from ohio that owns several huge companies(a real estate company, web design companies, a hummer limo co.) up there. he lives in an $800K house, has a hummer, lamborghini and a porsche.
-a guy from georgia that is also very wealthy and is hard to understand anything he types to me

http://www.doghouseboxing.com/images/Mike_Tyson_Baby/mike_Tyson_flowers.jpg

Originally posted by Purity

5. the chick i already ****ed that i wish i hadn't
6. the chick who i ****ed who wishes she hadn't put out to me



these are the reasons that ikeep my penis in my pants alot. I don't wanna have to deal with this kinda ****

People I work with.........

-The 80 year old mexican that works thru all his breaks.
-The short fat mexican who wears a belt with sweatpants
-The mexican guy that will keep talking to you in spanish even after you have told him you dont understand.
-The mexican guy who falls asleep at lunch time.
-The other white guy who makes fun of the mexicans with me....

Billy when are you going to get a real job?

I got no time, working 6 12 hour days a week leaves me no time to find another one, and I cant quit, cuz rent's due.........

omg i was laughing so hard at kaps' descriptions!!!!!!!

It's your life if you want to work in a saw mill for the rest of your life fine by me. So how much are you making a hour there.

Not nearly enough.......

What the **** are you talking about anyway Grant? You dont even have a job........

I'm a college student and my summer job hasn't started yet. I'll end up working in a sawmill of plant too. Just because I hate every single job ever. I'm end up with two diploma's from my college and end up at a factory. Simply because I hate the idea of working in a office. Oh well my only hope is to end up playing pro rugby here in canada or mma. I don't even get to reach my prime playing years for rugby for another 10 years so I have tons of time to work on my skills.

right on!