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Bush can lick my *******. If the draft comes back, I'm going to Canada

I don't agree with Slacker, but he is one funny mother****er. hahahaha.

Originally posted by Slacker
Bush can lick my *******.

Nuniathan, you live in portugal, but I can understand why you hate Bush. The problem is, Kerry is about as charismatic as a loaf of bread.

I actually live in NJ. I'm from Portugal.

Regardless, I will never fight in this war.

Originally posted by Nuniathan
I will never fight in this war.

It's one of the reasons I like this lil gypsy...

I might have to move in with you Paniko to escape. :)

i love my country but i'll never fight for it. i run from bees, it would be a bad idea drafting me to fight for the military.

the canadians of this forum will have a new neighbor if i ever get drafted.

College and Canada will not be options. In December 2001, Canada and the U.S. signed a "smart border declaration," which could be used to keep would-be draft dodgers in. Signed by Canada's minister of foreign affairs, John Manley, and U.S. Homeland Security director, Tom Ridge, the declaration involves a 30-point plan which implements, among other things, a "pre-clearance agreement" of people entering and departing each country. Reforms aimed at making the draft more equitable along gender and class lines also eliminates higher education as a shelter. Underclassmen would only be able to postpone service until the end of their current semester. Seniors would have until the end of the academic year.


**** it! France, here I come!!!

Mexico?

Move to Quebec- the french are already there. Plus 18 is the legal drinking age and St. Cathrines street in Montreal is great. Great places to train there. I think it would be a great place to live.

The french alwasy accept those escaping our draconian government. Just look at Roman Polanski. Brazil too, that's where all the WW2 war criminals went.

i'm not going in the war..i'll shatter my own knee with a baseball bat

Originally posted by Nuniathan
I might have to move in with you Paniko to escape. :)

cool. here's my gift to you:
http://www.costumesgalore.net/Animals/sheep97-6.jpg

thats an awesome red x

werks for me. your computer=ghetto

it works now of course, after I post the red x remark. Sometimes, no matter how hard you try to look like a clever smart ass, you end up looking like the kid that always sat in the front seat of the school bus

No way am I wearing a sheep outfit near Paniko.

looks like nuno's sleepin outside.

yay draft

I changed my mind. I'm going to France.

Originally posted by Kempo Chris
yay draft

So, your in favor of the draft? If thats true, why haven't you signed up for service already? The draft is only an excuse to drag people into the army that don't want to be there. Anyone that wants to be there is already there.

Dip ****

Originally posted by Slacker
So, your in favor of the draft? If thats true, why haven't you signed up for service already? The draft is only an excuse to drag people into the army that don't want to be there. Anyone that wants to be there is already there.

Dip ****

Exactly.

I already tried to join - I can't - I'm deaf in one of my ears

and watch your mouth foo

Dip****.

I will be in Peru or Colombia the next they start drafting.

18-26 are the drafting ages.

Originally posted by Kempo Chris
I already tried to join - I can't - I'm deaf in one of my ears

and watch your mouth foo

Tell me which one is your good ear then. I will make sure thats the one I tell you what a moron you are in.

The fact you can't serv and you are in favor of the draft is even more retarded than if you were in favor of it but haven't signed up yet . Its easy to tell other people to go to war when you know you will never be sent there yourself.

Sure, tell me to go die in the sands of iraq when you can sit at home eating McDonalds and jerking off. **** you *******.

Slacker just ***** slapped the correct.

If I could I would be over there right ****ing now.

stop being a *****

The Draft will be terrible for morale.

true that blue

Originally posted by Kempo Chris
If I could I would be over there right ****ing now.

stop being a *****

I am a *****? Your the one saying people should be forced to serv in the army when you know full well you don't have too. Your like one of thoes old men that sit around talking about how young people today are no good.

Well, I have one thing to say to you ****tard. I am 23 years old and I don't want to spend any part of my life fighting in a war I think is wrong. If that makes me a *****, then fine, I am a *****. However, I will be the ***** with two legs, a good job and no posions in my bloodstrem.

Also, if I signed up for military service, I wouldn't go to iraq. I would want to go to a place like bosnia, or cyprus. Places were there is actually a need for people who are willing to keep the peace and work towards a better future. The war in iraq is based on lies and the inability to capture someone that may or may not be dead of kidney failure!

Sorry for the rant, I won't take it personaly if I get a few tl,dr

you believe in what you believe

draft is horrible for morale and the multitude of self-injury for discharge will be something unlike even Nam.

Welcom back Aaron. You've been missed. Ecspecially on this political forum.

BTW Nuniathan=Nuno

If the draft comes, I would gadly break both of Nuno's legs to prevent him from going. Mad love for Nuno, I'd save ya boy.

You know, that's not a bad idea.....

oh great. aaron's back. and of COURSE nuno's happy about this. looks like i got 2 hippies to fend off now.

I'm no hippy, dammit!!!

Originally posted by Kempo Chris
you believe in what you believe

Clearly, thats true. However, I think its somewhat shady that someone that has no chance of being drafted is in favor of the draft. It makes you seem tough when deep down you might very well be a coward.

Yes you are bro. Tree hugging hippy.

NO

http://www.skrattkammaren.com/hippie.jpg
yup. here's nuno.

http://www.badplanet.com/bpimages/1163.jpg

slacker verifies it too. nuno=the hippy

I can't wait to sign up. I feel that I would do good in the army. This fall I want to enter as a non-commission member for three years.

if you are going to go, go as an officer. Do you have a college degree?

I don't really care about being a officer. I don't think I would like to be anyways. It's only reserves anyways. If I like it, I might make a carrer out of it.

if not wanting to slaughter Iraqis so our anti-christ presidant can settle an old score with his famalies old (and always has been tyranical) business partner makes a hippy then get my birkenstocks.

why have conscription for occupency. It has never been beneficial through history.

as for you Tony and the rest of the Neo-conservative vampires, your damn right im back. Its a good thing too cause I see that blind patriotism without questioning "why" is still running rampant.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I see that blind patriotism without questioning "why" is still running rampant.

Thats always a problem. I am new here and I can tell you its no more a problem on this internet forum than any one of the others i have floated between for the past 2 years. This place at least has some people asking "why".

Purity may be very right wing but at least he asks questions. I don't think he is the blind patriotism that lets people like Bush get away with murder. However, there are one or two of them here. Par for the course

Slacker: I know, im just teasing. The Underground is way more left and right then global. at least we somewhat hear each other.

As for Tony, I just like ****ing with that bacon eating nugent loving angry guy we all know and love.

Kempo Chris and people like him are the ones I worry about

george, yer lucky i'm taking an application right now. when i'm done, yer ****in dead.

I wish I was angry like Tony. that way I could threaten people more comfortably without pang of guilt.

OH MAN! Pro-bacon vs anti-bacon arguments, coming right up!

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I wish I was angry like Tony. that way I could threaten people more comfortably without pang of guilt.

dude i'm not angry. i'm happy. ask albert, she'll tell ya. ear-ta-ear baby. and quit this "pang of guilt" **** you ****in softie. pang of guilt. man that sounds like somethin ernest hemingway would write (but at least ernie's got the common sense to like bacon)

i just grubbed some bacon btw. good **** man. nuked those lil muther****in strips in the microwave. just like a bunch of iraqis. fried to a crisp and annihilated.
and we're havin a company bbq today. **** all the veggies and ****. everytime i refuse to take anything except slabs of cow. grips of cow. and let's not forget that happy hour tonight over at the messican restaurant in celebration of last day o' funding. you CAN handle beer, right nancy-boy?

nancy-boy??? what is that??

lol!! i dunno. i read it on maddox's site and it always made me laugh

Originally posted by madcrewmom
nancy-boy??? what is that??

basicly, its a ****** that still likes women.

And who the hell doesn't like bacon? Unless your jewish, there is no excuse to not be chewing done on some fried pig fat. And I am not talking about that store bought ****, I am talking about REAL bacon. That **** is a heart attack on a plate. yummmmm

HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! this board cracks me up sometimes!

ho nancy boy. thats a good one. I guess im not tough unless im chewing on something that kills more americans then cancer. ****ing **** makes you have to wash your face cause all that disgusting fat you just sweat out.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
ho nancy boy. thats a good one. I guess im not tough unless im chewing on something that kills more americans then cancer. ****ing **** makes you have to wash your face cause all that disgusting fat you just sweat out.

A lot of things are bad for you. Thats why I work out. I drink too much, I eat too much, but I work out and stay away from drugs to balance it out. If your going to live, LIVE.

I cant go through this again. I have said all about this with tony.

do search on: "Bacon" "Aaron" "Nugent, ***gy zebra tights" "Purity hates Arabs"

LMAO!!!!!!! oh you bacon-lovin bundle of joy. DAMN i missed you aaron.

I know how bad bacon is for you. The thing is, I don't care. It tastes good. I am not going to live my life eating salad and brand so I can live an extra 20 years. With the lifestyle I am leading right now, I'll probably live until the average age most people do.

I am in extreme pain from a horrific hangover. Yes, I went to a tittybar, and ate a steak wrapped in bacon AND I gambled. I like to keep my vices together.

drinking, gambling, strip clubs and whorehouses are fine with me. I just dont eat the swine.

what i love best about bacon is the efficiency of the cooking by the actual grease itself. once boiled, the fat seaps in and perfectly cooks the meat and additional fat.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
drinking, gambling, strip clubs and whorehouses are fine with me. I just dont eat the swine.


Whorehouses?! What the hell! Do you think I'm some sort of moral degenerate or something?

whoa. blue's gettin down in whore houses. dude those are YOUR rotten tomatoes in the back room man.

Rotten tomatoes? Is that code talk or something?

you never heard that joke? about the dude eatin tomatoes and they end up being last week's abortions.

Hahahahahaha!! Oh yeah, I forgot about that one!

I have never been to a whore house but im not oppossed to thier services. they are just emotionally distant men and money driven women who are being honest with themselves.

why get a girlfriend to treat like an object and risk hurting her feelings when you can just pay up no questions asked.

cause the girlfriend can at least pretend that she likes you for the time being.

I've never been to a whorehouse either, I just can't seem to find one. Sometimes strippers offer sex for money though.

Originally posted by Purity
cause the girlfriend can at least pretend that she likes you for the time being.


if you hurt her though watch for the wrath. A woman I work with caught her BF cheating and cut the crotch out of every pair of pants he owned. He had it coming.

If you bang the hooker, she dont care if your ****ing coke whores.

Especially is she is one, which she probably is.

Incidently, I've offered sex for money.....

but no one I've offered has agreed to pay me.

If ducking out on the draft makes you a *****. Does that mean Ali was a *****?