Jesus, Mary and ****o perusing Joseph fellas! I might be a bit late here but these slags are taking the sodding piss out of us. Now don't get me wrong, if I could put 'slutty school girls volume 5' on me work expenses form then yer can be bastard sure that I would. I mean who wouldn't? **** paid for by yer bosses? Yer can't go wrong there can yer. The thing that gets me is that we're having to pay for cunts to watch **** and we don't get even a butchers at this **** we're paying for. I mean, could Jacqui Smiths husband not invite some of her constituents around for a group wanking session. It's only right isn't it.

There's some right selfish cunts in the Government aint there fellas...

He should of just gone on the internet for his filth like all the other politicians spouses.

You wouldn't fancy a group wanking session with an MP's husband, beecherhq?

It's a bloody vote winner I tell thee.

Would you let Anne Widdecombe rub one out in front of you, Hoff?

They ave been robing us blind and doing us up like a kipper since 19 canteen.

Would you let Anne Widdecombe rub one out in front of you, Hoff?


I tell yer what laddie, I wouldn't mind paying me taxes if that was what I got in return. Sod picking up me rubbish and keeping the streets clean, I want to see Ann Widdecombe with her hands down her pants and moaning.

I tell yer what laddie, I wouldn't mind paying me taxes if that was what I got in return. Sod picking up me rubbish and keeping the streets clean, I want to see Ann Widdecombe with her hands down her pants and moaning.

It could still happen, I'm crossing me fingers so I am.

The only thing Anne Widdecombe has going for her, is that she isn't dead.

I blame Ryan Day. He's an alien!