View Full Version : Has anyone seen SOUL PLANE yet?
Purity 05-25-2004, 09:50 AM this looks like a winner. i can just imagine the creativity spewing out all over the initial screenwriter's meeting....
studio head: "hmmmm...what we need is another black comedy."
writer: "yeah bob. you can never have too many of those."
studio head: "so whaddya suggest frank?"
writer: "easy. we'll get a bunch of black people and stick em in a plane where they can do their....THING."
studio head: "PERFECT!! like the black man's version of airplane!"
writer: "exactly. we'll pay that snoop dog character a few million so he can say a bunch of cheesy lines with Z's, give an airplane hydrolics, have black ladies with that 'oh NO you didn't, GIRL' attitude, and all sorts of things from the shack."
studio head: "shack? don't you mean 'hood'?
writer: "whatever. HAHAHAH!!!"
studio head: "HAHAHA!!! i think we gotta winner frank. here's my sign, here's my seal, now deliver. only try not to make the title sound too corny...."
this looks like the stupidest thing since.......since
well i dunno cause it's early and i haven't had enough coffee. i'll come back later when i can get an idea on what has looked as stupid as soul plane. but i am curious on some reviews if any of you go see it cause i sure as **** won't.
who knows. i actually thought barbershop would suck when it first came out but that movie kicks ass.
aarone 05-25-2004, 10:01 AM soul plane is going to suck. end of statement
Mr. Beelzebub 05-25-2004, 10:17 AM I am not gonna spend 10 bucks in this piece of **** movie. I won't even rent it when it comes out on DVD (probably in 3 weeks).
**** this stupid ass BS movie.
handjobs4dollars 05-25-2004, 12:17 PM Writer: What do you think of the idea that we make fun of white people in it? Then we can have the funny white guy that wants to be black in the film. He will say funny things like "bling" and "yo". Then we can have him beat box. We can also put him in a track suit and put a clock around his neck like his trying to be black but he's so lame he's doing 80's black.
KittyKitty 05-25-2004, 12:22 PM jesus ****ing christ. i hope the people that made this as well as the retards that star in this get every sexually transmitted disease known to man.
DOGGx0 05-25-2004, 12:23 PM It MIGHT be good, but I doubt it. Like Purity said, I too thought that Barber Shop was gonna suck..... but it owned.
Purity 05-25-2004, 12:29 PM Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
Writer: What do you think of the idea that we make fun of white people in it? Then we can have the funny white guy that wants to be black in the film. He will say funny things like "bling" and "yo". Then we can have him beat box. We can also put him in a track suit and put a clock around his neck like his trying to be black but he's so lame he's doing 80's black.
Studio Head: "Great idea frank!! go grab that tom arnold ****er. that guy'll work for peanuts and he already acts like jackass in real life!"
AgonYx0 05-25-2004, 02:07 PM that movie is gonna be funny as hell, im gonna go see it maybe.
Purity 05-25-2004, 02:14 PM agony's a chola.
chola's love this ****.
AgonYx0 05-25-2004, 02:27 PM no not really
Purity 05-25-2004, 02:31 PM yup. chola.
aarone 05-25-2004, 02:45 PM owned
AgonYx0 05-25-2004, 02:45 PM shut it!!!
AgonYx0 05-25-2004, 02:48 PM Originally posted by aarone
owned
who the **** are you????? owned nothing fool, crawl back into the hole you crawled outta ***....
aarone 05-25-2004, 02:51 PM my name is aaron esparza
umm is that enough.
oh sorry my post count doesnt merit me saying owned....
on that note look at this picture because im done you moron
http://webpages.charter.net/aarone/negative11.jpg
Purity 05-25-2004, 02:51 PM watch out aarone. you don't wanna piss off agon.
http://vax.hanford.org/zsoul/chola/chola3.jpg
AgonYx0 05-25-2004, 02:54 PM hahahhahahaaha idiot
aarone 05-25-2004, 02:57 PM chola slob huh?
Mr. Beelzebub 05-25-2004, 02:57 PM Piru love?
The saltwaterfish crew is maad crazy.
KittyKitty 05-25-2004, 03:46 PM Originally posted by AgonY^x0
who the **** are you????? owned nothing fool, crawl back into the hole you crawled outta ***....
back off *****.
westsiiiiide
Purity 05-25-2004, 03:51 PM hey we could be like the crips & stuff. saltwater...blue, y'know! that could work!
i'm goin back t' work.
VulgarTheClown 05-25-2004, 03:52 PM this movie could be great. Great not because it is a good movie but great because I hate white people and this movie is all about bashing the white man!
that being said the movie might suck but it will achieve its goals in making people laugh, if not for it being funny then for people laughing at how bad it actually is.
and incase you forgot i'm white.
KittyKitty 05-25-2004, 03:52 PM the **** are you talking about
nance 05-25-2004, 03:59 PM HAHAHA.....even MOM is staying out of this one.....I know enough not to piss off Agony.
Speaking of the movie, looks stupid to me too, but might see it as a rental when it comes out.
I saw SHREK 2, NOW that was a FUNNY movie.....
Slacker 05-25-2004, 04:04 PM If I was black, I would be pissed off. Its not black people making these movies, its white people making them, marketing them to other white people so that they can feel more black by watching them
Mr. Beelzebub 05-25-2004, 04:33 PM The only good thing about this movie is... Sofia Vergara.
http://www.thebeerguys.com/Kahuna/sofia-vergara-glamor-shot.jpg
VulgarTheClown 05-25-2004, 04:43 PM Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
The only good thing about this movie is... Sofia Vergara.
http://www.thebeerguys.com/Kahuna/sofia-vergara-glamor-shot.jpg
i will now see this movie
I was just gonna tell you about Sofia, Bub. I might see it just for her.
Purity 05-25-2004, 04:48 PM Originally posted by Slacker
If I was black, I would be pissed off. Its not black people making these movies, its white people making them, marketing them to other white people so that they can feel more black by watching them
not true in most cases. you know what's interesting, is that just about every black comedian derives 90% of their material from making fun of the same stereotypical **** that every african american group is telling us is racist.
btw, you guys remember when eddie murphy played Mr. White on SNL? now that was some FUNNY ****!!!:lol2: :lol2:
Slacker 05-25-2004, 06:12 PM Originally posted by Purity
not true in most cases. you know what's interesting, is that just about every black comedian derives 90% of their material from making fun of the same stereotypical **** that every african american group is telling us is racist.
btw, you guys remember when eddie murphy played Mr. White on SNL? now that was some FUNNY ****!!!:lol2: :lol2:
All comics do that though. And in a lot of cases its funny. For example, an italian can call another italian a wop, but a black person couldn't do it. A black person could call another black person a ****** but an itialian couldn't.
Anyway, this movie would offend me if I was black not because it was using stereotypes of blacks, but because it was using stereotypes about blacks in a non funny way. If your going to make an offensive movie, at least make it funny
nance 05-25-2004, 06:45 PM Originally posted by Slacker
but because it was using stereotypes about blacks in a non funny way. If your going to make an offensive movie, at least make it funny
But is being offensive funny?? Or isn't it?
Purity 05-25-2004, 06:48 PM Originally posted by Slacker
All comics do that though. And in a lot of cases its funny. For example, an italian can call another italian a wop, but a black person couldn't do it. A black person could call another black person a ****** but an itialian couldn't.
it's weird the way we peg racism. notice how we can say wop & cracker but we can't say the ******* word. that's just how it is i guess.
DOGGx0 05-25-2004, 07:01 PM cracka ass cracka
Mr. Beelzebub 05-26-2004, 09:19 AM I'd kill yo cracka kids too, cracka.
aarone 05-26-2004, 10:06 AM Originally posted by Purity
it's weird the way we peg racism. notice how we can say wop & cracker but we can't say the ******* word. that's just how it is i guess.
now now purity its not ****** its *****
I used to work with some black dudes....he would always say what up a-rock my nig.....now i have no black in me whatsoever....
i didnt run around saying, you malik my spic...WHAT THE ****???
Purity 05-26-2004, 12:47 PM the whole thing makes my head hurt
LukeDothSucketh 05-26-2004, 12:56 PM Its a bunch of crackas tryin to make money off of the whole growing urban culture. They will make a joke out of it as always in a way that white kids will find it funny
Purity 05-26-2004, 01:01 PM why is it that the WHITE man ****ing over the black man? first off, there will be far less white people (kids, whatever) that will find this movie funny than black people.
second off, there's plenty of black people involved with this movie. probably more black people if you look at a black/white ratio are involved with this movie than any other movie out right now.
There are more white comedies then there are black comedies. So, what's the problem?
Mr. Beelzebub 05-26-2004, 02:40 PM I just checked rotten tomatoes and this movie is getting decent reviews...
handjobs4dollars 05-26-2004, 10:58 PM Originally posted by aarone
i have no black in me whatsoever....
Would you like some?
aarone 05-26-2004, 11:38 PM ohhh i should have expected that one....old pick up line
handjobs4dollars 05-26-2004, 11:41 PM Yeah the regular black guy wasn't here, I had to fill in.
Purity 05-27-2004, 09:32 AM Originally posted by Nuniathan
There are more white comedies then there are black comedies. So, what's the problem?
the problem is, is that these "black" comedies use the same **** over and over and over again. it's the same jive and the same gimmicks and this time it's so blatently obvious that they just packed it all in an airplane and somehow this is original.
Purity 05-27-2004, 09:35 AM and the only "white" comedy would be a comedy where all the main characters are white and are exploiting stereotypical "white" bull**** that just about every other white person can't stand to be labled as. so far, all i can think of is Joe Dirt.
KittyKitty 05-27-2004, 09:37 AM http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick11.gif
that's all i have to say about this movie.
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