I'm going to commute to work on this....

http://henzo.bespin.org/cycles/pocket/pocket%20rocket%20red.jpg

my dad has one of those. they are pretty cool. a few weeks ago we had a party there and a few of my friends were crazy drunk and got naked and rode around the neighborhood on it. there are pictures, sadly.

pocket rockets. i heard those things can get up to 50mph. btw, these wouldn't happen to be your female friends getting naked on these pics that you have, would they?

Pocket bikes. a few friends have them. most avg about 30ish mph for top speed (which feels more like 60), but some, the full race ones, are capable of upwards of 60-70mph.

you can get a cheap one that does like 25-30 for about 350 bucks at pep boys.

watching someone eat **** on one of those going over 40 mph would seriously make my day. especially if they look like the dude in wushu's pic.

lol they actually have pocket bike leagues with full on races and points championships. the riders wear full leathers and helmets, just like on normal sized race bikes...fun stuff to watch when they drag their knees on em lol

Originally posted by Purity
pocket rockets. i heard those things can get up to 50mph. btw, these wouldn't happen to be your female friends getting naked on these pics that you have, would they?

i don't have female friends. chicks are the devil.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
chicks are the devil.

i love you. we're marrying. the first person to get in the way of our destiny is dying a very painful death.

the liquor store in newport beach sells those things for about $300-$550 depending on style and speed.

Originally posted by Purity
i love you. we're marrying. the first person to get in the way of our destiny is dying a very painful death.

of course we're marrying, dumbass. yeesh.

remember now, we're gonna have man-eating crocs on the island, so we won't have to lift a finger if anyone tries to get in the way.

i'm gonna train 'em all to eat anybody that isn't me, you, or piggy... or that asian guy. i'll sit 'em all down on the beach like.. "okay, look guys. see me? see tony? see the fat kid and the little asian guy? we feed you chihuahuas and pugs. we=good. anyone else = dinner." then they all nod their heads and I throw 'em a few chihuahuas. all is well.

Originally posted by DOGGx0
the liquor store in newport beach sells those things for about $300-$550 depending on style and speed.

Thats the weirdest thing I have ever seen a liquor sell

Originally posted by KittyKitty
my dad has one of those. they are pretty cool. a few weeks ago we had a party there and a few of my friends were crazy drunk and got naked and rode around the neighborhood on it. there are pictures, sadly. PIcs?? Are your friend's hot?

Originally posted by Wushu
PIcs?? Are your friend's hot?

Do you like men?

If so, then yes.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
of course we're marrying, dumbass. yeesh.

remember now, we're gonna have man-eating crocs on the island, so we won't have to lift a finger if anyone tries to get in the way.

i'm gonna train 'em all to eat anybody that isn't me, you, or piggy... or that asian guy. i'll sit 'em all down on the beach like.. "okay, look guys. see me? see tony? see the fat kid and the little asian guy? we feed you chihuahuas and pugs. we=good. anyone else = dinner." then they all nod their heads and I throw 'em a few chihuahuas. all is well.

do we have to have piggy? the more i think about it, the more i really don't want this fat kid taggin along on our island. can't we just kill him off at the wedding. like right when we kiss, the chinese dude can drop the rock on him.

then who will we have to pick on?

the chinese dude!

dumbass.