i've finally found where i'm going to be located (http://www.dreamhomesmag.com/buyer/search_results.cfm?listingID=111590&Region=Santa%20Barbara%20County&state=CA&pma=Santa%20Barbara&property_type=all&price_range=4&solds=False&The_newer_added_listings=7&new_open_only=ALL&thesorting=Price_Descending&&startrow=1&show_brochure=t)

take notice of the American flag right there in the center. that's right ****ers. lot's of land to this one too. now i'm not sure if i'm gonna dig out portions and make it into like...a moat!
yeah a moat would work.

i was thinkin of housing a bunch of children in the surrounding hills. that way nobody will try to bomb me if they know that children are in the vicinity. except terrorists of course. but they'll all be dead by the time i take over so no worries.






actually it's probably not too smart living near a lotta children in santa barbara county. ok scrap the kids. i'll have to think of another plan....

Can i visit?

House Party

Well, finding the flag was fun, kinda like "Where's Waldo" I'd like to recommend a flag at least 2wice the size! :)

one step ahead of ya general. i'm also in the process of hiring a lil chinese dude to follow me & my wife around the house while lighting and throwing blackcat firecrackers.

Orgy palace....

no sheep****er. if there are animals then they will have their own stables, very far away so i don't have to smell animal ****.

Ok, then get ready a room near the stables...

dude i can't let you **** my pets! i suppose i can always letcha wander the wilderness and bring some wild animals back to ****. but yer doin it in your OWN stable, away from my animals, AND you have to have some use if yer gonna be ****ing animals on my acreage.

wanna be an assassin?

Originally posted by Purity
one step ahead of ya general. i'm also in the process of hiring a lil chinese dude to follow me & my wife around the house while lighting and throwing blackcat firecrackers.

AHEM. And WHO'S the lucky girl? :)

Tony if you rule - I will happily kill for you

Originally posted by Purity
dude i can't let you **** my pets! i suppose i can always letcha wander the wilderness and bring some wild animals back to ****. but yer doin it in your OWN stable, away from my animals, AND you have to have some use if yer gonna be ****ing animals on my acreage.

wanna be an assassin?

I see, you don't want me and you use that as an excuse, ok....maybe I will more happy with other people. Wait me Etiopia!!! I'm going to play with you!!


*Paniko leaves the thread eating sugar cotton and listening "What a beautiful World*

Too much peyote, esse.

Build a huge wall around your place, call a truce with your neighbours and then proceed to blow them up under the flag of truce.... hey it works for Israel....

Originally posted by wondermut
Can i visit?

Originally posted by KittyKitty
AHEM. And WHO'S the lucky girl? :)

cmon now! did you EVEN need to ask that question, my love?

joe you shouldn't have to ASK to visit. hell you don't even visit us NOW, so why should i expect to see you THEN?



yes chris, you can assassinate. i gotta lil warm-up mission for you first. do me a favor, and smack some reality into sheep ****er. he thinks he's unwanted. i still want him. i just don't wanna watch him **** sheep. and my pets don't wanna see it either cause it'll stress em out!
can you help me out chris?

Originally posted by Purity

i just don't wanna watch him **** sheep. and my pets don't wanna see it either cause it'll stress em out!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHASDASfasfA HAHHAHHAHA

Thats it I'm gonna have to slap paniko with some lamb chops