I ask my self...

What Would Jesus Do?

kill a hamster.

No he would not kill a hamster... he would call homosexuals ****, and tell them that "AIDS is the cure for you ass raping ******s!"

no i really think he'd just kill a hamster.

No, he would tell us to rape women and cut off heads, he loves Hamster.

Jesus would turn water into wine, and thrown a ****ing party for the people, man.

Originally posted by The Golden Bear
No, he would tell us to rape women and cut off heads, he loves Hamster.

you don't even know what you're talking about.

jesus talks to me in my sleep and tells me to kill hamsters. i know jesus, and jesus is a hamster killer.

One's **** should always be placed back in the mouth after the last anal insertion, whether it be the 2nd, or the 100th insertion. THE **** ALWAYS ENDS UP BACK IN THE MOUTH, for cleansing purposes.


Now, that my friends is taken right out of the Bible and is a direct quote from Jesus himself(sodomicles 3:13) and to disagree would result in condemning yourself to an eternity of torture and damnation in the wretched lake of fire.

Discuss.

you guys are goin 2 hell

Originally posted by Purity
you guys are goin 2 hell

exactly.

Originally posted by Purity
you guys are goin 2 hell

At least all the **** can keep us company.

Jesus is a lie and the bible is a tool to control the masses

all I know is I will bet that Mary was no Virgin

jesus loves you bzob. give in to jesus.

Are you talking about the Latino man that lives down the street?

Originally posted by Bzob
I am a lie and my posts is a tool to control the masses

Agreed.

I bet you I could bowl, useing Adam as my ball

Originally posted by Purity
you guys are goin 2 hell

More likely I'll be going to someplace that ****ING EXISTS, like the ground. Exactly where is hell anyway? Is it near Fresno or Bakersfield? Anyway, Bzob has snowballed the correct, it was a tool to get the masses of poor people to do what the aristocracy wanted back in the day when people thought the Earth was the flat center of the universe, but now TV and that pizza with the cheese filled crust is the new opiate of the masses.

Blue,You're my boy!

Great thread

"Religion is the opiate of the masses"

A prize to anyone who can name the person who originated the quote.

No no no no & no. There. I said it. BOOM!

Karl Marx, tell me what I have won.

Bub,

You have won a one way ticket to HELL! In HELL you can visit with dirty sinning evil ****... and the nation of Canada.

So good luck on your flight. And me and Bzob will meet you are the fudgepacking plant.

I am on a higggghhwayyyyyyyyyy to helllllllllll!!!!!!!!

****, I hate that ****ing song.

Look on the brightside Bub, hell = MAD hos!

Hell of yeah! If hell truly existed, it would be filled with the most beautiful women, and the greatest thinkers. A place i wouldn't mind visiting.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Hell of yeah! If hell truly existed, it would be filled with the most beautiful women, and the greatest thinkers. A place i wouldn't mind visiting.

dont forget the ****.

Best musicians too. Heaven would have a bunch no fun, uptight, killjoy ****ing Christians(assuming that's who picked right, wouldn't it be funny if it were the mormons or ****ing muslims? Hahaha!)

Originally posted by Bzob
Jesus is a lie and the bible is a tool to control the masses

one time at band camp, i put a flute in my *****

gay

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Atheists unite

Jesus was a dirty hippy just look at his hair. He also wore sandles and a dress. Now that I think about it, he was more of a crossdresser.