you stick your hand in a 5 1/2' long boa's cage and scare the ****ing piss out of her.

http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/bloody.jpg

and here's the culprit:

http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/mamabear.jpg

Is that your hand?

sometimes my cat will do things like that to me

This is a tale of a succubus
A tale of love, pain and lust
And death, and death!

Originally posted by Blue
Is that your hand?

yes yes. it is now bruised really bad.

My puppy bit me and I'm still crying from yesterday.

my snake would eat your wimpy puppy

damn hun that's brutal. the only time i got bit was right on the inside of my arm- same spot that you get iv shots at. that region normally bleeds like crazy but i didn't bleed half as bad as you. same snake & same length too.

My puppy is 12 pounds of fury.

yeah i bled even worse than what's in the picture. i took that picture after i had already wiped my hand off about 3 times.

when she first bit me, the blood was running down my arm... it was crazy, didn't hurt one bit though. however, she must have got a couple veins cause now i have a few bruises and it kinda hurts.

i felt terrible cause i scared her so bad.. she's never tried to bite me before.

fatass.

http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v206/deityofdecadence/fatass.jpg

i can just see it now. she gets bit and one of the first things that runs through her mind.....

"oh man i gotta take a ****in picture of this!!"













damn goth chic

I would have smacked the snake around. Teach it who is boss.

Originally posted by Purity
i can just see it now. she gets bit and one of the first things that runs through her mind.....

"oh man i gotta take a ****in picture of this!!"


hahaha exactly. i thought it was pretty cool cause i bled so bad and didn't hurt at all... her teeth are like hypodermic needles.

i wish i woulda snapped the pic before i wiped the blood off

Hi.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
hahaha exactly. i thought it was pretty cool cause i bled so bad and didn't hurt at all... her teeth are like hypodermic needles.


true that. when i got bit i barely felt it. i think it's just the shock factor. those ****ers do it so quick that it just scares the **** outta ya for a sec.

and what's that on the right side of yer hand? is that the ghana-herpa-syphil-aids??

no that's where her top jaw got me. the left side is her bottom jaw.

My daughter scared her snake once. She didn't bleed quite so bad. But she was a smaller snake and my daughter (while screaming) shook her hand to get the snake off that she pulled out a few of her teeth......lol

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
My puppy bit me and I'm still crying from yesterday.

Lol, this chick is core! BTW, that's a big snake you got. Pretty red tail too. Do you have piercings? I'm betting yes.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
no that's where her top jaw got me. the left side is her bottom jaw.


Will you marry me?

Originally posted by Blue
Lol, this chick is core! BTW, that's a big snake you got. Pretty red tail too. Do you have piercings? I'm betting yes.

haha no piercings. cept for the ears.

i contemplated getting a tattoo once, though.

I wanted to get this:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/01/photogalleries/snakes/images/primary/snake_10n.jpg
on my back, but everyone kept saying that it would look like ovaries, so i decided not to.

just the design on the back of its head, btw. not the whole picture of the cobra.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
my snake would eat your wimpy puppy
'
This what I meant to quote, not Gman.

I thought about getting ovaries tatooed on my back too.

I thought about getting ovaries surgically implanted in my sternum.

Originally posted by Blue
Lol, this chick is core! BTW, that's a big snake you got. Pretty red tail too. Do you have piercings? I'm betting yes.

If you think her snake is big, you should see mine.

i have ovaries, and you don't. :cool:

I have testicles, and you don't. So there.

your testicles are stupid. my ovaries are awesome.

**** snakes...they're evil

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, my testicles ****in rule. They're kinda wrinkly though

Originally posted by KittyKitty
your testicles are stupid. my ovaries are awesome.


Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

PWN3D1111!!!!!!!!

seriously! if one could get the official online kick in the nuts then squeeze wins the award from kitty-k!!!

Damn girl! What did you do to freak your snake out?
I have a ball python myself. His name is Houdini, cuz he's got out 2 times already. He's about 2 1/2 feet long and a little over a year old. He's my baby. :-)

Hey Tony,

When was the last time you fed your snake? HMmmmm

Originally posted by Purity
seriously! if one could get the official online kick in the nuts then squeeze wins the award from kitty-k!!!


Yeah, I felt that one.

I bow down to She-of-the-awesome-ovaries.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Damn girl! What did you do to freak your snake out?
I have a ball python myself. His name is Houdini, cuz he's got out 2 times already. He's about 2 1/2 feet long and a little over a year old. He's my baby. :-)

I just opened the cage and stuck my hand in there too fast. I usually put my hand in there more slowly and rub her back a little to wake her up and let her know I'm gonna take her out. Learned my lesson.

It was funny cause I'm holding her and just apologizing "ohhh I'm so sorry!! i didn't mean to scare you!" meanwhile my hand is bleeding and getting all over the carpet and her.

don't appologize! kick his ass seabass!!! you NEVER bite the hand that feeds you.

oh, thanx for reminding me shara. i need to feed tha lil fugger tonight.

Thats the problem with reptiles. They will leave the first chance you get and have no problems with biting you if they piss you off.

The exception would be Allisons iguana as it as seemed to lose all will to fight back. I guess nights of sleeping in the same bed with Tanner, being kissed and help up for pictures and being dressed in baby clothes and pushed around in a baby carriage. Ok, she didn't do the last two for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised

Originally posted by Purity
don't appologize! kick his ass seabass!!! you NEVER bite the hand that feeds you.

oh, thanx for reminding me shara. i need to feed tha lil fugger tonight.

no, smacking her wouldn't have taught her anything... snakes aren't dogs, they don't learn, they do what they want to do and most of it is based on instinct. they teach you, you don't teach them.


retard.

smack em. they'll learn. if they were the ones doin the teaching then they can start payin the bills.

****tard.

****tard is MY word,

twatwaffle

oh no it aint clam. Cptn Fuktard was my screen name for the 1st year of posting. i own it. i bought it out from the japanese. they drive a hard bargain but i drive harder.

i have always said ****tard

then you're infringing on my property. gimmie a sec as i add that to my "why i'm kicking sara's ass" list.

Domo arigato, Mr Roboto.

Originally posted by Purity
oh no it aint clam. Cptn Fuktard was my screen name for the 1st year of posting. i own it. i bought it out from the japanese. they drive a hard bargain but i drive harder.

does anyone remember the sherdog police?

Small man Jiu-jitsu.

Originally posted by Creed
does anyone remember the sherdog police?


Yes. What a fruity gimmick. I hated it, and everybody who was a member is a ****dick.

That's hard ****in core.

KittyKitty = \m/

All you had to do here was do it on stage at a Whitesnake show, with pyros goin off to a guitar solo, and you woulda nabbed the high score.

I respect and get all hot and bother for any female that has a herp.

My retic snaped at me yesturday, but I thought that ****er good. I beat his ass and then I shoved a 7 lbs rat down his neck. Nah he was scared and snaped, but thank god I got superman reflexes and I did not get bit.

Nice Boa by the way!

how big is your retic? those ****ers are the devil

My retic is still a baby, only about 800 grams and about 2 1/2 feet long, but yeah he is nasty.

I also got a het for pastel ball python wich is about 350grams and about 18 inches long.

I've considered to change my retic for another het for pastel ball, het pastel ball, or something else. I name my retic Dick Nixon for a reason and I think he will be out of office soon. Simply to f'ng nasty of a reptile. Besides that fugger can eat and will eat anything that I put in front of him.

I hate snakes. They can move, but don't have feet. Thats ****ed up

I prefer dogs

Originally posted by Carlao
My retic is still a baby, only about 800 grams and about 2 1/2 feet long, but yeah he is nasty.

I also got a het for pastel ball python wich is about 350grams and about 18 inches long.

I've considered to change my retic for another het for pastel ball, het pastel ball, or something else. I name my retic Dick Nixon for a reason and I think he will be out of office soon. Simply to f'ng nasty of a reptile. Besides that fugger can eat and will eat anything that I put in front of him.

yeah retics are known for being little *******s. the fact that they can get 33 feet long is crazy too.

gonna breed your bp? pastels are pretty, but you oughta try gettin' an axanthic and breeding them. an axanthic pastel would be pretty cool.

That's why spider's kick way more ass. Mine did nothing and just ate cricket's. Eating and sleeping what a life.

I think I might have something lined up to breed it with a piebold, that way I will hopefully get het for pie.

Originally posted by Carlao
I think I might have something lined up to breed it with a piebold, that way I will hopefully get het for pie.

that'd be ****in awesome. those are worth thousands.

Originally posted by Carlao
My retic is still a baby, only about 800 grams and about 2 1/2 feet long, but yeah he is nasty.

I also got a het for pastel ball python wich is about 350grams and about 18 inches long.

I've considered to change my retic for another het for pastel ball, het pastel ball, or something else. I name my retic Dick Nixon for a reason and I think he will be out of office soon. Simply to f'ng nasty of a reptile. Besides that fugger can eat and will eat anything that I put in front of him.


I told you that **** before you got it. BUUUTT NOOOOOOO don't listen to ben!

Yeah the guy that I got it from is very nice and knowledgeable. We talk for hours about balls, morphs, and genetics.

I really do not care to make any profit out of the snake, it would be nice, but I just want a badass snake. In my eyes Piebolds arae the most shocking snakes I've ever seen. I was able to hold one not long ago and felt that I was holding a gold bar in my hands. Beautiful and priceless.

Yeah you ****, you told me, but do I ever listen to anyone. No!!! That is why I'm getting that Aru Chondro!