Its a New Year and a New Decade and I'm back to see the Scottish Section be made.


We will never give up !!!





Rab C Nesbitt - A True Glaswegian, a Scottish Hero !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAyFfmjvIWM

Its a New Year and a New Decade and I'm back to see the Scottish Section be made.


We will never give up !!!





Rab C Nesbitt - A True Glaswegian, a Scottish Hero !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAyFfmjvIWM

Where the hell have you been?:fest30:

Where the hell have you been?:fest30:

I had too much going on and not enough time for being on here.

What User name where you before ?

I had too much going on and not enough time for being on here.

What User name where you before ?

Rellik.........

Rellik.........

Ahhh my old friend.

Why the new name and Avatar ?

Ahhh my old friend.

Why the new name and Avatar ?

Just for fun.

Just for fun.

Fair play mate !

A Great Scottish Band...



Deacon Blue - Dignity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5XKI5f96Fc






There’s a man I meet walks up our street
He’s a worker for the council
Has been twenty years
And he takes no lip off nobody
And litter off the gutter
Puts it in a bag
And never thinks to mutter
And he packs his lunch in a sunblest bag
The children call him boogie
He never lets on
But I know ’cause he once told me
He let me know a secret about the money in his kitty
He’s gonna buy a dinghy
Gonna call her dignity

And I’ll sail her up the west coast
Through villages and towns
I’ll be on my holidays
They’ll be doing their rounds
They’ll ask me how I got her I’ll say I saved my money
They’ll say isn’t she pretty that ship called dignity

And I’m telling this story
In a faraway scene
Sipping down raki
And reading maynard keynes
And I’m thinking about home and all that, that means
And a place in the winter for dignity
And I’ll sail her up the west coast
Through villages and towns
I’ll be on my holidays
They’ll be doing their rounds
They’ll ask me how I got her I’ll say I saved my money
They’ll say isn’t she pretty that ship called dignity

And I’m thinking about home
And I’m thinking about faith
And I’m thinking about work
And I’m thinking about how good it would be
To be here some day

On a ship called dignity
A ship called dignity
That ship

A Great Scottish Band...



Deacon Blue - Dignity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5XKI5f96Fc






There’s a man I meet walks up our street
He’s a worker for the council
Has been twenty years
And he takes no lip off nobody
And litter off the gutter
Puts it in a bag
And never thinks to mutter
And he packs his lunch in a sunblest bag
The children call him boogie
He never lets on
But I know ’cause he once told me
He let me know a secret about the money in his kitty
He’s gonna buy a dinghy
Gonna call her dignity

And I’ll sail her up the west coast
Through villages and towns
I’ll be on my holidays
They’ll be doing their rounds
They’ll ask me how I got her I’ll say I saved my money
They’ll say isn’t she pretty that ship called dignity

And I’m telling this story
In a faraway scene
Sipping down raki
And reading maynard keynes
And I’m thinking about home and all that, that means
And a place in the winter for dignity
And I’ll sail her up the west coast
Through villages and towns
I’ll be on my holidays
They’ll be doing their rounds
They’ll ask me how I got her I’ll say I saved my money
They’ll say isn’t she pretty that ship called dignity

And I’m thinking about home
And I’m thinking about faith
And I’m thinking about work
And I’m thinking about how good it would be
To be here some day

On a ship called dignity
A ship called dignity
That ship



Italy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fartland.

Italy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fartland.


Shut it Grease ball !! :spankme:

Shut it Grease ball !! :spankme:

Nope.

.

Nope.

.


I may be forced to thrash you. :chairshot

All hail Robert Burns !

Celebrate Burns Night Tonight, all you Scots around the world and all who have Scots Blood run through their ancestry.



http://www.scotland.org/burns-night/


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Shut it Grease ball !! :spankme:

Aye, I hail from Fartland. And the capital is Gasglow so it is.

Aye, I hail from Fartland. And the capital is Gasglow so it is.


Its Robert Burns night so quit your Jibba Jabber and be Respectful !!

I've already had a few Whisky's in honour of the Great man. :alcoholic

I'm just waiting on my Haggis for dinner.

Its Robert Burns night so quit your Jibba Jabber and be Respectful !!

I've already had a few Whisky's in honour of the Great man. :alcoholic

I'm just waiting on my Haggis for dinner.

Dont Scots use "me" in place of "my"?

I don't know who Robert Burns is.

Dont Scots use "me" in place of "my"?

I don't know who Robert Burns is.


Nah thats more of an English thing to say.

You really should know who Robert Burns is, he was voted the Greatest Scot to ever live :notworthy


Read up on him here -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Burns

Nah thats more of an English thing to say.

You really should know who Robert Burns is, he was voted the Greatest Scot to ever live :notworthy


Read up on him here -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Burns

I like Burns more for his drinking and womanising than his poetry.

As for being the greatest Scot ever? Meh. I'll take Maxwell and Conan Doyle over him.

I like Burns more for his drinking and womanising than his poetry.

As for being the greatest Scot ever? Meh. I'll take Maxwell and Conan Doyle over him.


Both Valid points, his drinking and womanising is as admirable and as part of the mans legacy as his poetry and music.

As for the Greatest Scot ever lived, its on that link that he just piped William Wallace to the top spot but its a tough competition.

Lets not forget We invented many things, worthy mentions are John Logie Baird who invented television and Alexander graham bell invented the telephone.

We really contributed alot to the Modern world yet we are never given the credit.

Here is a good list of our achievements for anyone who is interested -

http://www.scottish-crafts.co.uk/history/inventors.htm



Good to see you posting by the way, did you have Haggis and Whisky yet ? :fing02:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im3S8PRWjeg




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From Scotland with love



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xa4Ldjs42Y



Hail Sir Billy Connely :hail:

Can you out drink Conolly?

http://www.slashfood.com/2010/02/03/u-s-debates-whether-to-lift-ban-on-scottish-haggis/?icid=main|main|dl3|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slashfo od.com%2F2010%2F02%2F03%2Fu-s-debates-whether-to-lift-ban-on-scottish-haggis%2F

U.S. Debates Whether to Lift Ban on Scottish Haggisby Catherine Donaldson-Evans, Posted Feb 3rd 2010 @ 9:30AM
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The U.S. government is reconsidering its ban on Scotland's national dish haggis.

The Department of Agriculture has shot down rumors that the sausage – made by rolling the cooked innards of a sheep (its heart, liver and lungs) in oats and pepper, then stuffing it in cow's intestine and boiling it – will be allowed in the United States any time soon.

The Scottish delicacy has been barred from this country since the late '80s mad cow outbreak in the U.K.

At the request of Scottish officials, the USDA is reviewing the risks of the dish and the ban on it, according to The Associated Press.

USDA spokeswoman Lindsay Cole issued a statement saying reports that the ban will be lifted are incorrect and though the latest science is being examined, no timetable has been set for a decision.

Haggis is getting another look in this country because Scottish Rural Affairs minister Richard Lochhead asked U.S. Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack to clarify the government's embargo, the AP reported.

"We want to allow American consumers to sample our world renowned national dish," said Lochhead. "They should be assured Scotland has an excellent reputation in animal disease surveillance and prevention."

Scottish haggis producers are happy at the prospect that it might be allowed in the U.S. after all these years.

"This is long overdue and I'm glad the U.S. authorities are coming to their senses," master butcher Neil Watt of Watt the Butcher in Montrose, Scotland, told the AP. "The haggis you get in the States does not taste like proper haggis."

Jo Macsween, director of Macsween's Haggis in Edinburgh, believes removing the U.S. ban would be good for business and says Americans who visit Scotland are "eager to try" the national dish.

"We believe there is a big market to be tapped," he told the AP. "Once [Americans] have tasted it, they generally love it and become enthusiasts."

At least one American isn't enthused about haggis. Former President George W. Bush told the AP he had no desire to try the sausage at the 2005 G8 summit in Gleneagles, Scotland.

"I was briefed on haggis," he said.

I would try haggis. How is it?

Typical weak stomach Yanks !

You can't handle a Real, True, Scots delicacy :grumble:


Derranged its had to describe on here, you need to try it in order to understand it....

You shtting me Realdeal? Do you see the crap Americans eat? Of course they can handle haggis. A lot of meats from other countries are not allowed to be exported in the U.S., including certain cold cuts from Italy.

You shtting me Realdeal? Do you see the crap Americans eat? Of course they can handle haggis. A lot of meats from other countries are not allowed to be exported in the U.S., including certain cold cuts from Italy.


Thats because your all **** scared of a real meat !

Thats because your all **** scared of a real meat !

I think all that Scotch has ruined your brain.

Americans eat a great deal of "real" meat.

I think all that Scotch has ruined your brain.

Americans eat a great deal of "real" meat.

Your probably right :alcoholic:

MON THE SCOTS :banana:

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Fack them fackin kilt wearing cunts!!

There should be an Italian-Welsh chat!!!

MON THE SCOTS :banana:

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All Hail Rab C. Nesbitt !!! :hail::hail:

Fack off, pricks:

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[QUOTE=Enzo Calzaghe;7453757]Fack off, pricks:

BEAT IT !!!

:spankme: :twak:

[QUOTE=Enzo Calzaghe;7453757]Fack off, pricks:

BEAT IT !!!

:spankme: :twak:

Aye, ye mad cause me fackin son is better than other fighter from fackin Scotland!

[QUOTE=The RealDeal;7455431]

Aye, ye mad cause me fackin son is better than other fighter from fackin Scotland!

Anyone from Scotland would smash you ya dafty, a famous Glesga Kiss would send you to the floor with a broken nose.

GTFO

Ya waster.

:grumble:

[QUOTE=Enzo Calzaghe;7455877]

Anyone from Scotland would smash you ya dafty, a famous Glesga Kiss would send you to the floor with a broken nose.

GTFO

Ya waster.

:grumble:

:haha: :haha: You Scots are wasting away from the drink...

[QUOTE=The RealDeal;7455960]

:haha: :haha: You Scots are wasting away from the drink...

Your nothing but a chump son :fu2:

http://www.demango.com.au/pissing_boy.jpg


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Whatever happened to that William Wallace poster?

Whatever happened to that William Wallace poster?

I don't remember him ?

Are there any Wegis in here?

Are there any Wegis in here?

If you mean Weegies aka Glaswegians then aye, Me, The Clash, Rocky, Oasis Lad and Mozza are.

There might be more for all I know, I think Clegg is as well but I can't remember.

[QUOTE=Enzo Calzaghe;7455981]

Your nothing but a chump son :fu2:

Come to Newbridge and say that to me facking face!!!!!

Rocky is a homosexual.

If you mean Weegies aka Glaswegians then aye, Me, The Clash, Rocky, Oasis Lad and Mozza are.

There might be more for all I know, I think Clegg is as well but I can't remember.

Clegg's Scottish?!

Clegg's Scottish?!

I think so...

Wheres Rocky the Donkey?

http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/1240341290546.jpg

Weegie right here

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Haha good one mate.

Rocky's true identity revealed:

http://www.hammeruncut.com/farting-man-is-gone-with-the-wind/

A 35 year-old man has been banned from his favorite pub in West Fife, Scotland, for farting too much. Now just how bad do your farts have to stink to be banned from a drinking establishment?

Stewart Laidlaw, a 35 year-old man from Edinburgh is proud of his farts but patrons of Thirsty Kirsty’s say enough is enough. Laidlaw, who has been a regular for 7 years, is furious about the ban and says, “When you gotta go, you gotta go.” Obviously the owner of the pub agreed, so he said, “You gotta go.”

Mr. Laidlaw says he was given the boot because of a recent smoking ban, which means that now the noxious fumes of his farts are noticeable over the stench of the cigarette smoke, but the pub owner says he’s losing business because the man’s foul smelling gaseous emissions overpower the lovely piquant of puke and body odor his regulars are used to. “You can’t just have one guy sitting there farting his day away and nobody else coming in.”

I guess even drunks get tired of the “pull my finger” gag

Rocky's true identity revealed:

http://www.hammeruncut.com/farting-man-is-gone-with-the-wind/

A 35 year-old man has been banned from his favorite pub in West Fife, Scotland, for farting too much. Now just how bad do your farts have to stink to be banned from a drinking establishment?

Stewart Laidlaw, a 35 year-old man from Edinburgh is proud of his farts but patrons of Thirsty Kirsty’s say enough is enough. Laidlaw, who has been a regular for 7 years, is furious about the ban and says, “When you gotta go, you gotta go.” Obviously the owner of the pub agreed, so he said, “You gotta go.”

Mr. Laidlaw says he was given the boot because of a recent smoking ban, which means that now the noxious fumes of his farts are noticeable over the stench of the cigarette smoke, but the pub owner says he’s losing business because the man’s foul smelling gaseous emissions overpower the lovely piquant of puke and body odor his regulars are used to. “You can’t just have one guy sitting there farting his day away and nobody else coming in.”

I guess even drunks get tired of the “pull my finger” gag

:lol1: at this pathetic jew trying to have a pop at me, ive told you before jew boy, you cant compete with us scottish:boxing:

Haha good one mate.

cheers mate :dance:

Rocky's true identity revealed:

http://www.hammeruncut.com/farting-man-is-gone-with-the-wind/

A 35 year-old man has been banned from his favorite pub in West Fife, Scotland, for farting too much. Now just how bad do your farts have to stink to be banned from a drinking establishment?

Stewart Laidlaw, a 35 year-old man from Edinburgh is proud of his farts but patrons of Thirsty Kirsty’s say enough is enough. Laidlaw, who has been a regular for 7 years, is furious about the ban and says, “When you gotta go, you gotta go.” Obviously the owner of the pub agreed, so he said, “You gotta go.”

Mr. Laidlaw says he was given the boot because of a recent smoking ban, which means that now the noxious fumes of his farts are noticeable over the stench of the cigarette smoke, but the pub owner says he’s losing business because the man’s foul smelling gaseous emissions overpower the lovely piquant of puke and body odor his regulars are used to. “You can’t just have one guy sitting there farting his day away and nobody else coming in.”

I guess even drunks get tired of the “pull my finger” gag

that sounds just like rocky that does :rofl:...

:lol1: at this pathetic jew trying to have a pop at me, ive told you before jew boy, you cant compete with us scottish:boxing:

rocky vs georges....*ding ding ding* round 1 commences :popcorn:

:lol1: at this pathetic jew trying to have a pop at me, ive told you before jew boy, you cant compete with us scottish:boxing:

Yea maybe I can't compete in a drinking or foul body odor contest..

:banana:


Relax, McGillacuddy.

you fruity bastard

Get out you curried piece of ****.

The Farting Man was a funny article though. :loser:

The Farting Man was a funny article though. :loser:

I wonder how the jew boy came across that :lol1:

Good to see this thread still going, i think we should start our campaign again :D

I dont recall how I found that article.

One thing about bars and pubs that I can't stand is when there is a phantom farter in the bar, one dude who just keeps ripping ass...

I dont recall how I found that article.

One thing about bars and pubs that I can't stand is when there is a phantom farter in the bar, one dude who just keeps ripping ass...

Hes usually the cunt you find outside the pub at the end of the nite with his face ripped open :lol1:

Hes usually the cunt you find outside the pub at the end of the nite with his face ripped open :lol1:

I haven't seen that.

I sometime see some Irish guys getting kicked out of the pub for being too drunk before it hits 10:30pm on a Friday or Saturday night.

I haven't seen that.

I sometime see some Irish guys getting kicked out of the pub for being too drunk before it hits 10:30pm on a Friday or Saturday night.

The irish and their drinking is all MYTH its because they irish went to america in large numbers and have been knowing for their drinking over their, but us scots would out drink them anyday of the week :D

The irish and their drinking is all MYTH its because they irish went to america in large numbers and have been knowing for their drinking over their, but us scots would out drink them anyday of the week :D

They say they would out drink the scots..

They say they would out drink the scots..

They aint knowing for being the smartest people, you ever hear about the irishman that tried to blow up his car????














































































He burnt his lips on the exhaust :nonono:

They aint knowing for being the smartest people, you ever hear about the irishman that tried to blow up his car????














































































He burnt his lips on the exhaust :nonono:

Never heard that before, thats a good one.

What about the English and the Welsh?

Never heard that before, thats a good one.

What about the English and the Welsh?

The english are cunts

The welsh, nobody cares.

The english are cunts

The welsh, nobody cares.

Mr. Jones told me that one time he chased you out of pub in Wales. Any truth to that?

The Proclaimers suck.

The english are cunts

The welsh, nobody cares.

I'm quoting this.

And the NEW WBO super featherweight champion of the world!

RICKY BURNS!!!

Rocky is a cunt.

I think this is the greatest thing to ever happen to the internet.


I also think so.

And the NEW WBO super featherweight champion of the world!

RICKY BURNS!!!


You said it mate !


Ricky never gave up now look at him, we will get our Lounge one day !!!


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So Rocky does not deny being a cunt?

Hahaha, at least he admits it.

Now if we only get The RealDeal to admit it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyD3EwQESkY

Im fcuking wasted :banana:

Derranged is a dirty jew cunt :boxing:

Rocky has a gay love affair with Chunk. He's a chubby chaser :lol1:

Rocky has a gay love affair with Chunk. He's a chubby chaser :lol1:

Go fcuk a goat you jew cunt :****you:

Derranged is the sort of drunk you see in George Square, Passed out with a traffic cone on his head, and being pissed on by passer's by.

Derranged is the sort of drunk you see in George Square, Passed out with a traffic cone on his head, and being pissed on by passer's by.

You can't prove that happened.

And :lol1: Rocky got angry!!

Rocky, dont worry, you can cry and fall asleep on Chunk's stomach.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyD3EwQESkY

Im fcuking wasted :banana:

Having a good time then bud :fing02:

Oh and Derranged you greaseball chump, better a cunt than a Vaseline predator...

Having a good time then bud :fing02:

Oh and Derranged you greaseball chump, better a cunt than a Vaseline predator...

So Im a chump am I???


I'll give you a boxing lesson in Ullapool.

So Im a chump am I???


I'll give you a boxing lesson in Ullapool.

A Light weight chump at that son.

You get nothing from me.

A Light weight chump at that son.

You get nothing from me.

Are you fat or in shape?

Eat butt, son.

Are you fat or in shape?

Eat butt, son.


I hit like Butterbean, move like Ali and strike like a cobra.
You would feel like your in The Matrix, you'd be getting hit so fast you would think your surrounded, meanwhile its all in slow motion from where I'm at.

Real deal kos derranged the jew out in 1 round, i would bet my house on it . :boxing:

Real deal kos derranged the jew out in 1 round, i would bet my house on it . :boxing:

What you mean the cardboard box in the public toilet?

That aint much.

I'm gonna open you up if ya carry on.

You wont do ****.

**** Scotland.

**** Scotland.

:crackhead

:crackhead

Go stick a bagpipe up your ass Frenchie :lol1:

Georges is so tired of pretending to be American now he is trying to be a Scot :lol1:

Hate your Jewish race that much, Georges? :lol1:

Pretending to be a Scot?

No. You're the one who pretends that I am Jewish.

You also are an Irish ******, which means you lose.

Hey Georges, the Scottish race called they said stop with the Worship.

Your legs aren't hairy enough and balls haven't dropped yet :lol1:

Hey, the Scots said that the Irish are just imbred retarded English people who got kicked out of the country.

:lol1: :lol1:

I beat you once again.

How many times do I have annhilate you before you gracefully give up?

Go stick a bagpipe up your ass Frenchie :lol1:

It would appear you got your arse annihilated while I was gone.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

My great great grandfather was Scottish, his surname was Scott,Am I qualified to be one?

My great great grandfather was Scottish, his surname was Scott,Am I qualified to be one?

Welcome to the scottish lounge, have a beer m8 :beerchug:

Aye, look at me, I wear a feckin kilt with no underwear so I can defecate all over the feckin place, doont 'ave tyme to use a feckin toilet cause Im too feckin busy drinkin....

Not one Scot has denied the above post.

:haha: It's true!!!! :haha:

Sickening it is.

Welcome to the scottish lounge, have a beer m8 :beerchug:
Thank you...................

Christopher Walken >>>>>>>>>>> Billy Connolly.

im a scot and dam proud of it aswell

Nobody denies Walken >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Connolly.

:lol1:

Hope all the Scottish members are ok! That is one **** of a storm.

The limey lounge is crap and i think we need a sub-section of our own

i suggest Rocky as a mod and i also think we can have a real funny section out with boring english boys who only post to each other and offer no interest to other members , let them reply to each other and lets get a boxing scene Scottish members chat on the go !!!

leave the English to it , limey kids .

its no easy comin from the sunshine capital of northern europe

thats why the London Met Centre keep sayin its rainin here all the time......so's the English feel better about themsels

nippin out for an ice cream....

My great great grandfather was Scottish, his surname was Scott,Am I qualified to be one?

depends

you have a football at your feet

do you

a - kick it in the direction you were aiming

b - clear the main stand with it while facing the other way...then blame lack o facilities

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Quality with the sheep !

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In Scotland the guy would already be naked and would be looking a lot happier than he does there.

In Scotland the guy would already be naked and would be looking a lot happier than he does there.

Perhaps. Hard to verify the validity of these "Meanwhile" memes in regard to what country the photo was actually taken in.