View Full Version : I smashed some little girlss fingers in the door :)


Bzob
05-14-2004, 09:31 AM
I went to pick up my kids from school and i was sitting in one of those miniture chairs right next to the kindergarden class. the teacher walked 2 kids to the water fountain and this third kid wanted to go but the teacher said no. So the kid kept opening and closeing the door so i gave her the look....but my Jedi mind powers had no effecct on this 5 year old....so i told her to shut the door and do what her teacher told her. she acted like she closed the door but it was cracked like and 1/8 of and inch....so i pushed it shut and all i heard was a blood curldleing scream...lol then the bell rand and i walked away like nothing happened.

Bzob rule #1 teach children respect with force

Purity
05-14-2004, 09:49 AM
bzob kicks way too much ass. i hope you've gotten some good practice on the cubans cause i've got a chainsaw and a first-class ticket to iraq for ya :)

Fallout
05-14-2004, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
I went to pick up my kids from school and i was sitting in one of those miniture chairs right next to the kindergarden class. the teacher walked 2 kids to the water fountain and this third kid wanted to go but the teacher said no. So the kid kept opening and closeing the door so i gave her the look....but my Jedi mind powers had no effecct on this 5 year old....so i told her to shut the door and do what her teacher told her. she acted like she closed the door but it was cracked like and 1/8 of and inch....so i pushed it shut and all i heard was a blood curldleing scream...lol then the bell rand and i walked away like nothing happened.

Bzob rule #1 teach children respect with force



HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man. I've never seen someone have so many "misunderstandings"

Nuno
05-14-2004, 11:06 AM
Bzoberts misunderstandings make great stories.

nance
05-14-2004, 11:47 AM
I would like to have seen you. Sitting in the chair that is......that'd be funny.

Shame on you for walking away....bully.

Bzob
05-14-2004, 12:08 PM
This was a misunderstanding....

I would start slowly decapitateing all resistance and useing ammo soaked in pig parts.

ArjukanpoKarate
05-14-2004, 05:10 PM
That story was really funny. lol

Deacon Frost
05-16-2004, 07:23 AM
Respect!