I'm in desperate need of a toilet. My god, I think I'm goin go **** myself. I have this fear of ****ting in public bathrooms, plus I have another hour and a half at work. I'm all depressed and ****....

Just use the public bathroom. Make sure to wipe it down really good with toilet paper and then cover the seat with at least two layers of toilet paper.

If you follow my instructions, you should be fine.

LOL. I knew Nuno would come out with the "atleast 2 layers of toilet paper" bit. I remember that **** from a while back. And damn you Wushu... I was all worried... clickin in this thread, thinkin that something ****ed up happened. hahaha... *******.

Make **** and paint a true art work called: "My **** is alive"...I know they'll understand you...

LOL.... dude... you are ****ed up in the head, Paniko. You look like a normal guy, but man... some of the **** that comes from your direction... hahahhahaha, **** bro, you are something else. I doubt I will ever meet anyone like you.... ever. You are one of a kind. hahaha. lol@make **** and call it "my **** is alive".

I don't get Paniko's humor, but he's cool. For a hairy European and all.

I heart Paniko.

Wushu, have you ever heard of Pampers?

Oh and get a favorite stall. I have a favorite bathroom and stall at achool. So it helps alot. Stay away away from the far stall. Most people go there because it's the least closet to the door.

just do it in your pants, it will feel warm and squichy as you move in your seat...you may feel slightly naughty and I think this will turn you on...by the time you get home, you will be so horny you will do it with your mailslot

Originally posted by DOGGx0
LOL.... dude... you are ****ed up in the head, Paniko. You look like a normal guy, but man... some of the **** that comes from your direction... hahahhahaha, **** bro, you are something else. I doubt I will ever meet anyone like you.... ever. You are one of a kind. hahaha. lol@make **** and call it "my **** is alive".

I'm so normal!!! Well maybe a bit freaky...I say you that there are some people like me, but they don't want say all they think, these weird posts are things that come into my head in the moment, perhaps the most part of them are senseless but...why do you want find sense to your own thoughts? Think and create until the global movement makes us pay for it!!!!

:)

Originally posted by Squezze I don't get Paniko's humor, but he's cool. For a hairy European and all

Never try to get this, it will find you...BTW Thanks!! LOL@ Hairy European!!!


Originally posted by MCM I heart Paniko.

YAY!!! you're great!!!

Wushu just grin and bare it..

Originally posted by DOGGx0
LOL. I knew Nuno would come out with the "atleast 2 layers of toilet paper" bit. I remember that **** from a while back. And damn you Wushu... I was all worried... clickin in this thread, thinkin that something ****ed up happened. hahaha... *******. I'd like tot hank everyone for their kind words and prayers. I am proud to announce that I am feeling better and there is NO turd that can ever keep me down!

Originally posted by seldomTap
just do it in your pants, it will feel warm and squichy as you move in your seat...you may feel slightly naughty and I think this will turn you on...by the time you get home, you will be so horny you will do it with your mailslot

If you can handle the itchiness, I say GO FOR IT!!!