View Full Version : Nuno vs. Creed


Bluecifer
05-13-2004, 03:44 PM
Who would win?

Nuno
05-13-2004, 03:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!! ****er!!!

I not as nice as I seem on these forums.

Mr. Beelzebub
05-13-2004, 03:53 PM
They would probably end up arguing over why people call sensitive guys ****.

DOGGx0
05-13-2004, 04:01 PM
Nuno!

Nuno
05-13-2004, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
They would probably end up arguing over why people call sensitive guys ****.

No, because over sensitive guys are ****.

Leather
05-13-2004, 04:22 PM
Nuno by far!!! He's the bringer of the dark elephant seed!! He's the luso defiler!!!!

Nuno
05-13-2004, 04:24 PM
luso defiler!!! BWAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!

handjobs4dollars
05-13-2004, 10:56 PM
Creed he's got alot of weight to deal with and I think he would out power nuno.

seldomTap
05-13-2004, 11:25 PM
I think this fight would go into the later rounds...Nuno would be the more aggressive, Creed would just soak up blow after blow, it would then happen that Nuno would land his final shot, and Creed would fall...only to land directly on top of his opponent, smothering him, Nuno would strain, but the previous rounds of fighting have sapped his strength to the point where he cannot move the mass that is Creed, he wouldn't tap, he would pass out with one of Creeds man boobies blocking his throat...

Paramedics would come in to resus...and creed would do his happy dance

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v57/Scout172/fatasskid.gif

Fallout
05-13-2004, 11:33 PM
Yeah

seldomTap
05-14-2004, 01:15 AM
I will corner you for this battle if you like Creed...I have good tactics

Bzob
05-14-2004, 09:43 AM
NUNO NUNO NUNO NUNO NUNO NUNO

Nuno
05-14-2004, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
NUNO NUNO NUNO NUNO NUNO NUNO

:)

Fallout
05-14-2004, 10:49 AM
Shouldn't you be dancing like a monkey?

Nuno
05-14-2004, 11:08 AM
STFU *****!!!

Bzob
05-14-2004, 12:16 PM
PWN3D!!!!!!!!!@Q$#^#$%^$*(^&$%^*#&%^@

Mr. Beelzebub
05-14-2004, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
PWN3D!!!!!!!!!@Q$#^#$%^$*(^&$%^*#&%^@

Who the **** are you and why are you hanging from Nuncio's balls?

DOGGx0
05-14-2004, 01:25 PM
Nuno via belly choke.

Nuno
05-14-2004, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Who the **** are you and why are you hanging from Nuncio's balls?

:davil2: He is Crom! When you die, you I must go before him, and he will ask you, what is the riddle of steel? And if you do not know it, he will cast you out of Vahalla and laugh at you. That's Crom. Strong on his mountain.:davil2:

Mr. Beelzebub
05-14-2004, 05:03 PM
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!

Bluecifer
05-14-2004, 05:07 PM
Hahahahaha! I loved that movie! I heard that Rock was going to the King Conan movie. I hope it's better than Conan the Destroyer was though.

Nuno
05-14-2004, 05:08 PM
I was watching it the other day, and I remembered that line. Conan the Barbarian was a classic.

Bluecifer
05-14-2004, 05:27 PM
Yes. Yes it was. I have that one in my movie collection. Arnold's finest work.

Mr. Beelzebub
05-14-2004, 05:41 PM
In the year of our lord thirteen fourteen, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom.

*eyes tearing up*

Nuno
05-14-2004, 05:47 PM
William Wallace: Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.

Bluecifer
05-14-2004, 05:51 PM
I like to run after my cats while yelling FREEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

Nuno
05-14-2004, 05:56 PM
The funniest Scary Movie....

Greg: A small penis is a disability! Would you laugh at someone in a wheelchair!
Cindy Campbell: I thought you loved me.
Bobby: Oh, I do Cindy. But being in abstence of sex make you wonder where your true intersts lie. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.
Ray: What you talking about? I ain't gay!
Bobby: But you took me to that club.
Ray: They have great music there.
Bobby: Our trip to San Francisco.
Ray: I wanted to shop.
Bobby: But you made love to me!
Ray: Nah, you sucked my dick and that's it!

Nuno
05-14-2004, 05:58 PM
Homeless Man: You got a dollar?
Buffy Gilmore: Get away from me, you bum.
Cindy Campbell: Buffy, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich.
Homeless Man: I said a dollar, *****.

DOGGx0
05-14-2004, 05:59 PM
I am a Scotsman and a Frenchican (as Bubbles would say).

My big heart comes from being Scotish, my bad habits come from being French and my damn good looks come from being Latino. BOOM! I am the perfect package minus the French.

Mr. Beelzebub
05-14-2004, 05:59 PM
William Wallace: Every man dies, not every man really lives.

Great line.

DOGGx0
05-14-2004, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
William Wallace: Every man dies, not every man really lives.

Great line.

Agreed.

lol@Blue runnin after his cats. What a fool. HAHA.

Kempo Chris
05-16-2004, 09:37 PM
third choice is pretty funny

Nuno
05-17-2004, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Nuno
:davil2: He is Crom! When you die, you I must go before him, and he will ask you, what is the riddle of steel? And if you do not know it, he will cast you out of Vahalla and laugh at you. That's Crom. Strong on his mountain.:davil2:

TTT for Czrom!!!

Mr. Beelzebub
05-17-2004, 01:53 PM
Crom vs. Jesus Who will win and why?

Leather
05-18-2004, 06:44 AM
Saint Semen because he's the creator and the destroyer, the alpha and the omega, the sun and the moon, the light and the darkness, the Fred Astaire and the Ginger Rodgers, the blood and the fresh, the fire and the water....