I believe I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you.
what is your name and what's your location?

Double vision...

2 threads at the same time.
odd.

Damn, I just made a kitty kitty thread too.

She ****ing left...****ing tease.

Use your mod powers to delete one.

Well, I did the decent thing and deleted the other kitty thread.

Own yeah but it sounds like a woman so we have to stop everything and just post about her for a week or two.

We always scare the n00bs, man. I am tired fo you fools, we need new blood.

im sara, and I'm from cincinnati

tony invited me here, cause we both got booted off of saltwaterfish.com.

i don't know the first thing about mma, except that it involves hurting people. i've done that several times, both advertantly and inadvertantly, so i can sort of relate.

she's my future wife. i met her over at the saltwater boards and told her to come back here with me after they banned us.

Cool. You got banned from another forum and you have a cobra for an AV. NIIICE! Welcome!

Originally posted by Purity
she's my future wife.

Damn, I was about to ask her if she liked anal.... Nevermind.

I'm handjobs4dollars. I post from a internet cafe becuase I'm a crack whore that lives on the street. My pimp is mean and often gives me a strong pimp hand to my face but I'm on the rock and put up with it.

he doesn't know it yet, but tony= :whipped:

I got banned from a cat forum once, but that's it.

i sincerely hope that there isn't really a cat forum...anywhere.

I got banned from the same cat forum. Some lonely woman on that forum too.

Hi I'm Paniko, the Cosmic Semen Factory, I got banned from a sheep (and other farm animals) orgy...

Originally posted by KittyKitty
i sincerely hope that there isn't really a cat forum...anywhere.

Actually, there is. Mostly lonely overweight women on anti-depressants. They can't take a joke.

Yeah my "In russia cat pets you" joke would have killed anywhere else.

what the ****ing crap could you possibly discuss in a cat forum???

How many cats you have and the dresses you could put them in because most of those woman will never have kids.

We kind of invaded and posted **** links and stuff like that. They failed to see the humor though.

Damn cat people have no sense of humor.

Yeah but cat ladies have low self esteem and that means they can't help themselfs when a big strong man like myself walks by them.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
he doesn't know it yet, but tony= :whipped:

**** yeah! being whipped kicks ass. but i'm not gonna get whipped yet. first i have to be convinced that you love me and THEN i'll letcha trample my heart. gotta follow the system.

so wanting to live on a deserted island with you and have a lord of the flies wedding complete with rotting pigs head AND fat kid to torture isn't enough to prove my LOVE??? ****ing christ, what do i gotta do??

WE'RE GOING TO LICK TOADS AND ****.

what more, man??

how bout some ****ing.

OH! i meant love making.

you'll have to get a bit more charm for that, buddy

so far you're smart, you're fun, but you're not a romantic. how bout some ****in candles, then we'll talk

and you forgot about the margaritas, dolphin punching, AND underwater bar

im rather partial to dolphins, though...

can't we pick something else that's more annoying? i mean we're already going to feed pugs and chihuahuas to crocodiles, isn't that enough?

well the dolphin punching won't be habitual, unlike the pug feeding. i'm only gonna punch dolphins when i'm pissed off.

i wanna shoot birds too.

I thought that's what the fat kid was for??

whether or not you use the dolphins for punching doesn't matter to me, i'm still gonna beat up the fat kid.

no no no. remember we agreed to KILL the fat kid right off the bat. i thought you weren't gonna marry me unless we offed him

Originally posted by Purity
yeah no prob. now i know that it was supposed to be just you and i but can we also bring a fat bald kid? that way we can call him piggy & roust on him when we're bored.

Originally posted by KittyKitty
he doesn't know it yet, but tony= :whipped:

LOL, he needs it. Welcome Kitty :) I'm aka MCM. Older than most of these punks on here. Love everyone of 'em too.

and AFTER i suggested that, you said you weren't 100% happy with the whole wedding. then i asked if it was the fat kid, you said yes, i agreed to drop a big rock on his head, and then you got happy again.

wtf!!

Mom says no Dolphin punching.....oldest daughter would kick your arse for that one Tony. :-(

okay so i forgot about the part and didn't read on, calm down.

change of plans: we're going to beat the **** out of him instead. how's that? no dolphin punching, and if you do, do it while i'm sleeping.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
Mom says no Dolphin punching.....oldest daughter would kick your arse for that one Tony. :-(

she can't. i'll be on a remote island and stuff

Originally posted by KittyKitty
okay so i forgot about the part and didn't read on, calm down.

change of plans: we're going to beat the **** out of him instead. how's that? no dolphin punching, and if you do, do it while i'm sleeping.

fair enough. hey, can we spit on him too?

well that's a given

Dolphins could **** you up if you pissed them off.

Bingo. Those things kill sharks, Tony. That dolphin would HOUSE you.

It'll be fun to put a dolphin in a tank full of sharks.

or a dolphin in a arena of perahnas. now THAT would kick ass!

i would have dibs on the dolphin in the pirahna arena.

Or a dolphin in an asian albino ****o?

Blue- http://www.insolitology.com/guides/****dolphin.htm

Originally posted by Blue
Or a dolphin in an asian albino ****o?

Is there anything else on your mind at the moment.

Originally posted by Nuno
Is there anything else on your mind at the moment.

No

I'd put a gorilla riding a dolphing in a water colisseum plenty of psycho-seals with fake-PVC-teeth....

Originally posted by KittyKitty
Blue- http://www.insolitology.com/guides/****dolphin.htm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! Horny, slutty dolphins!!!

Originally posted by KittyKitty
you'll have to get a bit more charm for that, buddy

so far you're smart, you're fun, but you're not a romantic. how bout some ****in candles, then we'll talk

Now that was funny! LMAO

And welcome from one female to another....

Originally posted by Purity
she can't. i'll be on a remote island and stuff

She'll be swimming again soon!!!

If anyone knows their Simpsons history, Dolphins were once land dwellers, but humans forced them into the sea...one day they will have their revenge for years of being stuck in cans of tuna...

Yeah they just wanted it more.