All these threads are getting stale!!

I should crack your forehead.

Thats what im here for

NUNOOOOOO, go get my Ivan "pudge" Rodriguez Slugger Bat.

for making me lose a minute of my life I should crack your fn forehead.

I'm ****ing sick of politics and war. Me go poopy now, then I rub one out, than I close door and take nappy.

So your gonna rub one out with the door open.

I don't feel like living that dangerously, anyway, the administrative support is already giving me weird looks. I'm pretty sure the IT dept has told them I look at **** when I close my office door.

****, I need to get back to work......

Forehead??? Does someone a cosmic cum in her/his forehead???

Remember you're speaking with the celestial semen gold machine!!

My semen is the shining seed and you are the silver field!!...