View Full Version : Zelenoff vs. "Its that Boi!!" Haskins


Derranged
04-12-2009, 07:10 PM
Who wins? Kinda forgot about Haskins.

The RealDeal
04-12-2009, 07:12 PM
Who wins? Kinda forgot about Haskins.

Am I missing something bud ?

Derranged
04-12-2009, 07:15 PM
Am I missing something bud ?

U never heard of Donald "Its that boi!!" Haskins? He's another poster on this site...

The RealDeal
04-12-2009, 07:16 PM
U never heard of Donald "Its that boi!!" Haskins? He's another poster on this site...

Never heard of him mate, I can assure you he aint been in this section.

Stab Judah
04-12-2009, 07:18 PM
It's Hoskins fool !
How the hell could you forget the name of the greatest boxer who ever picked up a pair of gloves?

Anyway Hoskins punch keeps the earth in orbit Z stands no chance against that kinfd of power.

BTW I thought of this the first time I saw Z lmao.



:unitedsta:unitedsta:unitedsta:unitedsta

Derranged
04-12-2009, 07:20 PM
It's Hoskins fool !
How the hell could you forget the name of the greatest boxer who ever picked up a pair of gloves?

Anyway Hoskins punch keeps the earth in orbit Z stands no chance against that kinfd of power.

BTW I thought of this the first time I saw Z lmao.



:unitedsta:unitedsta:unitedsta:unitedsta

Thank you.. I knew Haskins didnt seem right.. I should be shot for not remembering that name.

Stab Judah
04-12-2009, 07:25 PM
Thank you.. I knew Haskins didnt seem right.. I should be shot for not remembering that name.

I think he's still here under a different screen name but i'm not calling him out lol, we had our fun he's cool now.


Charlie you just don't know how easy you have it we made this dudes life utter hell on here.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/dantzu/HoskinsAli.jpg


After trying for weeks to track down Donald 'It's that boi' Hoskins I finally pinned him down and this is what the great man had to say to me in a superb in depth interview:

TheGrimeyLimey: Donald, everyone thinks you were great in your shadowboxing movie. Can you tell me what your motivation for the role was?

Donald Hoskins: Same as before every fight. I imagine my opponent done slapped my momma silly and it gets me hella angry. In this case though I was punching the air so I imagined that a strong wind knocked my momma down on her fat ass, and that psyched me up to give the air a hell of a beating.

TheGrimeyLimey: Well you certainly looked unstoppable in that film Donald. In fact your strength has been likened to an elephant farting in an elevator, in other words, completely overpowering. Can you tell me how you developed your almost superhuman strength?

Donald Hoskins: Well...masturbation gave me strong wrists, I know that for a fact, and I never sit down to ****. I squat and that improves the strength in my quadriceps...The rest is all just god given.

TheGrimeyLimey: Talking about God given, can you tell me when exactly it was that you realised you were the greatest? Was it a spiritual moment, with bright lights and angels whispering in your ear telling you that you were mightier than Achilles, stronger than The Hulk and sexier than Cheetarah...or was it a more mundane pub brawl in which you realised that no mere mortal could test your abilities?

Donald Hoskins: Soon as I popped out my momma I knocked out the doctor. Mother****er used forceps to pull me out. A dumb move like that coulda ruined my looks. The doc***8217;s lucky I didn***8217;t kill him...anyways, when I was born was when I realised I was born to fight.

TheGrimeyLimey: You certainly were Donald, in fact since you came on the scene lie detectors have become obsolete as only YOU are the truth....how do you feel about this?

Donald Hoskins: Haha It aint no lie. Mother****ers be seeing how real I am in my next fight on sept 9th. I***8217;m the truth and I aint never gonna be beaten...erm...again :(

TheGrimeyLimey: We at boxingscene definitely believe that Donald, but there have been some doubters... However, even God has haters, they***8217;re called atheists. What have you got to say to your non-believers?

Donald Hoskins: Dem suckers best come to their senses or get knocked senseless.

TheGrimeyLimey: I***8217;m sure that ultimatum will earn you a horde of loyal new fans Donald.

Donald Hoskins: You better believe that.

TheGrimeyLimey: On the subject of your fans Donald, your nuts must be hella sore judging by the amount of people hanging off them. Can you tell me how your balls feel?

Donald Hoskins: I***8217;m ready to bust a nut right now...go get my girl over here.

TheGrimeyLimey: On that note Donald I***8217;ll thank you for a wonderful interview and say that it is time to let the world know: Donald ***8216;It***8217;s that boi***8217; Hoskins is here to takeover.

Donald Hoskins: Mother****ers best recognise!

Derranged
04-12-2009, 07:37 PM
Hoskins is GreatestIam..

Who were you before this account Relik?

Stab Judah
04-12-2009, 08:00 PM
Hoskins is GreatestIam..

Who were you before this account Relik?

LOL you guys still don't know :theyareon:killyou:

Derranged
04-12-2009, 08:18 PM
LOL you guys still don't know :theyareon:killyou:

No... So how about you just tell me. Chief.

Piggu
04-12-2009, 08:21 PM
Hoskins got all embarassed after a while when we humilated him and then he left.

Derranged
04-12-2009, 08:32 PM
Hoskins got all embarassed after a while when we humilated him and then he left.

Hoskins did not leave, everyone pretended they didnt know him out of fear.

Stab Judah
04-12-2009, 08:48 PM
No... So how about you just tell me. Chief.

Piggu knows don't you Piggu:banana:

Derranged
04-12-2009, 08:56 PM
At least say this.. Did I know your former account/your account knew me or not really?

Stab Judah
04-12-2009, 09:02 PM
At least say this.. Did I know your former account/your account knew me or not really?

Yeah I remember you.:ninja:

Derranged
04-12-2009, 09:03 PM
Yeah I remember you.:ninja:

Oh.. You are The Realest Ninja?

Stab Judah
04-12-2009, 09:05 PM
Oh.. You are The Real Ninja?
yup:boxing:

Piggu
04-12-2009, 09:06 PM
Piggu knows don't you Piggu:banana:

It's not like it's some great disguise lol. You didn't create an entirely new persona or change anything. If I got banned and came back I would make up a new character.

Stab Judah
04-12-2009, 09:08 PM
It's not like it's some great disguise lol. You didn't create an entirely new persona or change anything. If I got banned and came back I would make up a new character.

I didn't get banned and wasn't hiding or anything, just left for a while and had to make a new account.

Piggu
04-12-2009, 09:09 PM
I didn't get banned and wasn't hiding or anything, just left for a while and had to make a new account.

Oh. I would make a new account, but I still really really want to be the number one poster in the Hatred Thread. Only 10,000 posts to go...........

Stab Judah
04-12-2009, 09:12 PM
Oh. I would make a new account, but I still really really want to be the number one poster in the Hatred Thread. Only 10,000 posts to go...........

lol that thread is still going ?
I seen Rockin on the other night:boxing:Funny how he's gone for like a year at a time lol.

Piggu
04-12-2009, 09:13 PM
lol that thread is still going ?
I seen Rockin on the other night:boxing:Funny how he's gone for like a year at a time lol.
I miss Rockin'. I'm gonna get those 10,000 more posts in there and then I'll leave.

Derranged
04-13-2009, 10:13 AM
I miss Rockin'. I'm gonna get those 10,000 more posts in there and then I'll leave.

Ive been here slightly longer and have more posts than you.. How is your rep power so high?

The Gully Gad
04-13-2009, 05:01 PM
Dunno but Piggu you owe me a hit in the Green Karma thread

How can you Get Hit and miss

That **** nah gwan

The RealDeal
04-13-2009, 05:08 PM
Dunno but Piggu you owe me a hit in the Green Karma thread

How can you Get Hit and miss

That **** nah gwan

He owes me too so returning the hits would be good.

sleazyfellow
04-13-2009, 05:26 PM
Hoskins is a little wild but I think he'd have no problem roy jonesing it to zelenoff.

Damn that one shadow boxing vid he did was gold, still better than what we see from zelenoff though, and thats with the chicken punch even.

Stab Judah
04-13-2009, 05:32 PM
Ive been here slightly longer and have more posts than you.. How is your rep power so high?

Maybe he was part of the big points trade before they changed everything ..

The Gully Gad
04-13-2009, 06:15 PM
Yeh half these dudes with massive reps have been here like 05
When the Karma rules were a lot different

Derranged
04-14-2009, 10:24 PM
Yea damn Karma change... I was pretty much unknown on this site until last year.

Check
04-14-2009, 10:29 PM
Where can I see a video of this Haskins?

Edward Hitler
04-14-2009, 10:47 PM
i want huge rep its not fair lol