View Full Version : Things to do before you die...


seldomTap
05-07-2004, 03:22 AM
I have only slept with one black girl and it was awesome...the colour contrast was awesome and as she was a basketballer, she had a damn tight body anyways...I have always wanted to do that again...preferably a couple at a time.

Apart from that, I have basically no life goals.
discuss

Leather
05-07-2004, 04:44 AM
-Play sitar
-Travel to India, New Orleans and greek islands
-writte a book

The rest is so normal (marriage, family, good job, blah blah...)

VulgarTheClown
05-07-2004, 09:04 AM
kill

Fallout
05-07-2004, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
kill

Somehow, I am not shocked by this

VulgarTheClown
05-07-2004, 10:10 AM
i actually don't want to kill someone, well yeah i do but not right out.

I want to rip off their finger and toe nails, skin them alive inch by inch being sure to keep them concious and out of shock.

i want to sear shut the wounds i inflict with a sodering iron.

there are so many things i want to do but in the end it will all be the same. Them begging to die and me keeping them alive just a little bit longer untill there body just shuts down and they die.

not my fault they are weak.

Leather
05-07-2004, 10:40 AM
I see...do you like Teletubbies??...

handjobs4dollars
05-07-2004, 10:41 AM
Rub one out, eat a pizza, take a nap.....then I can die.

Wushu
05-07-2004, 10:46 AM
-Travel to Israel

-Visit NYC

Deacon Frost
05-07-2004, 12:52 PM
http://users.tpg.com.au/adsluqgm/funny/images/CptPlanet4_jpg.jpg

Wushu
05-07-2004, 04:55 PM
Play hide the sausage with Allison

Bluecifer
05-07-2004, 04:59 PM
I can't think of anything. Buy Canada maybe and turn it into something escape from NYish....

Leather
05-07-2004, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Wushu
Play hide the sausage with Allison

I miss her...

Squezze
05-07-2004, 10:01 PM
Bang someone famous. Female.

Kempo Chris
05-07-2004, 10:33 PM
Do something that has an impact on alot of peoples live - hopefully making life better for many people

Before I die I hope to actually make a positive difference

Some people believe one man can make a difference and hopefully that will be me

The Mouse
05-11-2004, 12:07 PM
I'm ready to die right now, its fear is absent from me. Anything that I do, achieve, or consume the rest of my days with is considered an added bonus in my eyes.

Creating a list of wants and accomplishments that I want to achieve before I die would be an outward expression of my internal fear of death; since that is not with me I don’t desire a list as most people do.

Given the circumstances of today’s society, if they were to finally reach the end of their so-called list, they would still fear death and most likely keep adding to it so they wouldn’t have to ever face their fear until that unavoidably day does indeed arrive. But why not prepare for it right now?

Truly, the only way to really live is to first be ready to die.

GeNeRaL
05-11-2004, 12:29 PM
***BREAKING NEWS***

Mouse just made a post without using the words "Lord, Jesus, Holy, or Bible" or any combination fo them!!

Carlao
05-11-2004, 02:31 PM
Here is a list that I made a few years back:

Love someone,
By loved by someone other than family,
plant a tree,
write a book,
kill,
save a life,
play ball with a kid,
dress up as Santa and make kids smile, (no you ****ing pervs, nothing sexual on this one)
spend a night in jail,
get drunk with a friend and get in a fight,
bail a freind out of trouble,
sail a boat,
scuba dive,
sky dive,
crash a car,
drive a motorcycle,
have a 3some or more,
be a father,
become a good man,
die.

This are just a few, I had more and by the way they are not in order.

The Mouse
05-11-2004, 06:27 PM
You don't understand what I said, do you?

Piedra
05-11-2004, 06:59 PM
finish the finnegans wake in some 50 years....

Carlao
05-12-2004, 03:01 PM
Mouse I do understand you views, but that does not mean that I agree with you. I've done quite a bit in my life including those things in the list and some I have not done, but I will.

If I die tonite, I'm fine with that since I think that when your time is up noboby or anything will change that. However that does not mean that I do not have goals, dreams, and desires that I would like to fulfill someday.

If you have nothing to look foward to why live at all, since death is the only certain thing we got and one does not care to get or achive anything, why live? Because I love the time borrowed that I got in this existance, because I love myself and the things around me, because I always want more out of life, because it can be and it will be better!

handjobs4dollars
05-12-2004, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
I'm ready to die right now, its fear is absent from me. Anything that I do, achieve, or consume the rest of my days with is considered an added bonus in my eyes.

Creating a list of wants and accomplishments that I want to achieve before I die would be an outward expression of my internal fear of death; since that is not with me I don’t desire a list as most people do.

Given the circumstances of today’s society, if they were to finally reach the end of their so-called list, they would still fear death and most likely keep adding to it so they wouldn’t have to ever face their fear until that unavoidably day does indeed arrive. But why not prepare for it right now?

Truly, the only way to really live is to first be ready to die.

This is a odd post coming from a man who follows a relgion that if you follow it you get to live forever. You have a fear of death and your faith shows it. Having a fear of death is a good thing. It will make you want to get your **** done.

Bluecifer
05-12-2004, 03:20 PM
Gman, sometimes your posts are downright insightful. How come you can't spell?

handjobs4dollars
05-12-2004, 03:25 PM
****ty canadian school system.

Bluecifer
05-12-2004, 03:26 PM
I thought so. It's alright, education is over rated.

handjobs4dollars
05-12-2004, 03:29 PM
Yeah education when am I ever going to use that?

Bluecifer
05-12-2004, 03:30 PM
When you lie on your next job application.