I poop by (at home only) i take off pants n undies,put a foot on each side of the bowl,squat and lower my poop into the bowl.

interesting...

I poop anyplace, anytime. Like Seldom so aptly put it, the world is my toilet. I often have the splatters, whether I've been drinking or not, but it's not unusual for me to drop a dag that is huge in circumference and hard as a rock. These ass killers present a real problem for me because they leave me bloody and I frequently scream in pain through this excruciating ordeal which invariably happens at work. When I get a not too soft not too hard one wiper is like pure heavenly bliss...Today was a mix of butt pee and very soft poo where you could still see the broccoli I ate yesterday.

I always take at least 20 minutes while pooping. I also poop anywhere... Pooping is an important part of my life; It's a moment of relaxation, meditation, reading the newspaper, or balance my checkbook.Pooping is like taking a second lunch hour, like that specila moment when time stops and you find yourself alone with your thoughts...

Has anyone here ever used baby wipes to clean those really messy poops?

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I always take at least 20 minutes while pooping. I also poop anywhere... Pooping is an important part of my life; It's a moment of relaxation, meditation, reading the newspaper, or balance my checkbook.Pooping is like taking a second lunch hour, like that specila moment when time stops and you find yourself alone with your thoughts...

I agree, after reading your insightful post I realize that I neglected to mention the spiritual aspect of my BM's. Kudos Mr. Beezebub Kudo!!!

After reading for about 5 minutes, it just starts flowing. Its weird but literature makes it come out nice and smooth and takes little to no thought. Occassionally there is nothing around to read and your stuck staring at the bathroom floor with veins poppin out the sides of your head.

Relaxation is key.

Originally posted by Nuno
Has anyone here ever used baby wipes to clean those really messy poops?

Not yet, I keep forgetting to buy them when I'm grocery shopping, but I'm eager to try out this new buttwiping technology...

I never have to use more than two for any poop. The only bad part is your ass feels moist and you have to use toilet paper to dry your ass.

I like when my ass feels moist and supple.

When going to a new persons house, I make a point to take a dump there...it is like marking territory. Same goes in a new job or at an interview...I will excuse myself for a solid 15 minutes of quality time.

I find it empowering to walk out of a stall after flushing a turd that could choke a donkey and looking at the peons also in the mens room, trying hard to hold their breath as my bowel stench penetrates their every pore, quivering like school kids at a peadophile convention...I laugh a booming HAHAHAHA! and stride out with renewed vigour for the rest of the day

Shirt off, magazine, 20-30 minutes..........

i day dream

sometimes i pretend i'm in a fort that is being raided by enemy forces and i have to log off and escape before they make it in.

Originally posted by seldomTap
When going to a new persons house, I make a point to take a dump there...it is like marking territory. Same goes in a new job or at an interview...I will excuse myself for a solid 15 minutes of quality time.

I find it empowering to walk out of a stall after flushing a turd that could choke a donkey and looking at the peons also in the mens room, trying hard to hold their breath as my bowel stench penetrates their every pore, quivering like school kids at a peadophile convention...I laugh a booming HAHAHAHA! and stride out with renewed vigour for the rest of the day

Very descriptive. You make me want to smell your ****.

I will post you some Tom...it will age beautifully by mail

Originally posted by Blue
butt pee . BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA:lol1:

Originally posted by kaps
Shirt off, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, you too?

Always, even at work, restraunts. It has to go when I'm goin.....

Anybody else ever black out while taking a dump?

One time I passed out and started puking. It was coming out of BOTH ends. My friends had to drag me outside and hose me off. I sure hope those pics never end up on the internet.

butt pee mr. blue thats an awesome combo! holy ****!

i will definitely look at pooping differently from now on

i hate it when someone tells you to hurry up----bastards--they should DIE by chokin on my feces

Pooping is very relaxing. I often have to poop late at night before bed.