Prince
05-04-2004, 12:56 AM
i hate this stupid old man. he threw a jealous temper tantrum when ozzy got his show and talked some ****. now he has his own called surviving nugent and its one of the worst shows i've ever seen. the osbournes is a ****ty show, but surviving nugent is just as bad, possibly a bit worse.
i saw an episode tonight that went something like this: they split the people up into 2 person teams and took them to a barn with a huge pot of beans. one person had to get into the pit and cover themself in beans, the other person had to lick it off and spit it into a bucket. the team with the heaviest bucket at the end of the timer won.
the winning team got to go on a picnic with "big jim", i guess he's in charge of ted's ranch. the losing team had to handwash his clothes. the underwear was rigged with obvious fake skidmarks. the shape of the skid was abnormal and the consistency was too strong, way too dark of brown. it was done with a marker.
people get confused and say ted had 2 good songs but they're wrong, he only had 1. don't even say ___ ______ _____. it wasn't a good song, i don't even like hearing the name. stranglehold was his only song worth a damn.
he thinks he is a badass because he shoots animals and claims he's the sheriff of some town. that old man doesn't do a goddamn thing. somebody needs to beat that old man's ass and i hope its somebody like ben affleck.
i saw an episode tonight that went something like this: they split the people up into 2 person teams and took them to a barn with a huge pot of beans. one person had to get into the pit and cover themself in beans, the other person had to lick it off and spit it into a bucket. the team with the heaviest bucket at the end of the timer won.
the winning team got to go on a picnic with "big jim", i guess he's in charge of ted's ranch. the losing team had to handwash his clothes. the underwear was rigged with obvious fake skidmarks. the shape of the skid was abnormal and the consistency was too strong, way too dark of brown. it was done with a marker.
people get confused and say ted had 2 good songs but they're wrong, he only had 1. don't even say ___ ______ _____. it wasn't a good song, i don't even like hearing the name. stranglehold was his only song worth a damn.
he thinks he is a badass because he shoots animals and claims he's the sheriff of some town. that old man doesn't do a goddamn thing. somebody needs to beat that old man's ass and i hope its somebody like ben affleck.