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Prince 05-01-2004, 02:29 PM CSI [Any City] - A ripoff of Law & Order and NYPD Blue. This trashy show was intended to appeal to the younger audience by getting younger detectives with cool hair, like the black guy and the white guy with messed up on purpose style hair. Of course, they have the geezer with the different color beard than his hair. I'd fight that old man for no reason other than his sunglasses and multi colored hair and that commercial where they show him playing Scrabble and he turns his board and says, "I'm here to collect your DNA" and his board says "DN4". I didn't they had numbers in that game and even if they do DN4 isn't a word, DNA isn't even a word, I think it's an acronym. ******. With every crime they always accuse 7 wrong people before getting to the right one, never wrong of course because they're super slick detectives. If they were so good they wouldn't waste 50 minutes of my time busting all of the wrong people. ****ing ****ty ass show.
Viva La Bam sucks too. It's a ****ty spinoff of Jackass directed at fat kids in 10th grade that wear black band t-shirts(it's always a band that sucks too, like Disturbed or Slipknot) that can't pass Fundamental Algebra. I was watching this at my friend's house one day last week and we couldn't get past the second commercial break before the channel had to be changed. Some fat loser rode around town looking for a house to buy because he didn't like living with his parents. I guess the fat old man was his dad, they did some crazy and outrageus things like light his coupons on fire and wrap him up in plastic and draw on his face. This show is a piece of **** and anyone that enjoyed Jackass and ever performed a stunt influenced by this show I would like to beat into a bloody coma.
M.A.S.H. is old news but it was a good idea and somehow they managed to **** it all up. A war show would have been cool, but somehow they made all 76 seasons of it revolve under a ****ing tent. Under a goddamn tent. It could have been badass but they ruined it.
if you have any shows you hate, add them to the list.
HockeyFighter 05-01-2004, 02:38 PM Will & Grace - Seriously why is this show on the air? Do people actually watch this trash? It's a major Seinfeld ripoff but it's about gays...wow...so captivating. It wouldn't be so bad if it was limited to one time slot a week but the FOX network seems to think that this show is the greatest thing since James got **** on his arm and they ****ing show this goddamn program like 4 times a day, EVERY ****ING DAY! It's a terrible show and I would like to kill the people at FOX that think it is any good.
Fallout 05-01-2004, 03:33 PM You think CSI sucks? Cesaro, sometimes I think you say things just to make people mad LOL
CSI is an awesome show
Lei Tong 05-01-2004, 04:00 PM I like gay sex.
I'm a Gay Sex Commando.
Stain 05-01-2004, 05:18 PM I ****ing despise that show about making Motorcycles. I could give two ****s about this guy who builds motorcycles and gets yelled at all day by his dad. Grow up fruitcake, stop listening to your father. And I hate how the whole world has to wear the ****ing shirts now. "Orange county chopperss" oooh i bet 3/4 of the people who wear that **** dont even know how to ride a motorcycle. I know Ive never ridden one and i dont ever plan on it. ****ing gay show and gay clothing and I hope one episode the guy goes to test ride his new harley and he ****ing crashes
Mr. Beelzebub 05-01-2004, 06:55 PM Making the Band - Worst show eeeever. I hope all of those stupid motha****ers from that show end up back in the ghetto.
The OC - Never seen it and never will.
Viva La Bam makes me laugh, **** you.
Will and Grace is alright, that older lady with the big boobs is kinda hot.
handjobs4dollars 05-01-2004, 09:57 PM Yeah Bam kicks ass.
handjobs4dollars 05-01-2004, 09:59 PM And werd on the O.C hate. Man they already have enough shows about white rich kids and their stupid problems.
A kick ass show is joan of arcida, amber tamblyn makes my pants tight.
Fallout 05-01-2004, 10:31 PM O.C sucks. Sausage factory is hilarious
handjobs4dollars 05-01-2004, 11:01 PM Sausage factory was the ****. When that one guy ended up dating that girl that was 12 I was dieing.
Prince 05-02-2004, 01:44 AM OH GOD STAIN IS SO RIGHT
American Choppers is ****ing stupid.
They make the same goddamn **** over and over. They start running behind schedule then the dad gets mad and starts *****ing up a storm. I don't care if he has big arms or not, I'll **** that old man up. He needs to calm down anyway before he has a heart attack.
HockeyFighter 05-02-2004, 12:04 PM I hate motorcycles in general so any show about them must suck major donkey ****. People who ride them are just plain stupid especially around here where it is warm maybe 2 months a year and half that time it is raining. Everytime I see them I want to run them down in my Ford. It's not like there are any gangs around here, just random nobodies thinking they are bad because they ride a bike in an outfit that would fit right in at any gay nightclub. **** people who like motorcycles.
Prince 05-02-2004, 12:20 PM **** harley davidson motorcycles especially, those loud ass pieces of trash.
handjobs4dollars 05-02-2004, 12:58 PM My indian motorcycles jacket that makes me look good doesn't count in poser wear because I'm a bad ass.
Oh yeah and the hell's angels are *******. One of them lives up the street from me and I could kick his ass.
GeNeRaL 05-02-2004, 01:20 PM i ride a motorcycle. **** me. im a loser.
Orange County Choppers sucks. They dont even make **** themselves. they order fenders, frames, handlebars, wheels, etc.
All they do is piece the bikes together. when the parts come in, except for the project bikes, in which they only customize already existent parts, for the most part.
Jesse James is on another level...bending his own frames from steel tubing, fabricating fenders and gas tanks by hand, cutting his own wheel designs, etc. mad respect for that man. too bad he got all hyped up and now people look down on him. kinda like the whole MTV sucks thing.
Harley Davidson. pay 25 grand for a grand worth of motocycle just cause it says Harley on it. POS bikes, overpriced, constantly breaking down, but its a culture that you need one to fit n and the yuppies are buying their way in. eff em'
Pepople who wear OCC shirts... fans of the show or the bikes? I'll never know, but it does annoy me that people think these bikes aree so great that they build and that they are even on the same level as the true fabricators.
Back to the topic at hand.... TV shows that suck, imo, are any sitcoms. The only weekly shows i actually watch are The Sopranos, Deadwood, and The Shield. eff the rest of tv. if those arent on and im not busy elsewhere i'll watch a dvd or discovery channel forensic files type shows, or court tv for the same kinds of shows. COPS is always fun, there's always some dumb **** outthere that does enough stupid **** to entertain me :)
Prince 05-02-2004, 01:23 PM hayabusas own
handjobs4dollars 05-02-2004, 01:33 PM Jesse James is the ****, I heard that he got kicked off the show though?
Prince 05-02-2004, 01:59 PM jesse james is a scumbag
Stain 05-02-2004, 04:22 PM everybody loves raymond is the best show on earth
handjobs4dollars 05-02-2004, 05:03 PM The bernie mac show: Hey I'm black give me a tv show so I can point it out all the time. I'm not funny at all but act like I am so give me a show.
GeNeRaL 05-03-2004, 10:13 AM Originally posted by Cesaro
hayabusas own
great top speed straight line bikes, not much for the twisties though. although now there are new 1000cc class bikes with more horse power and way less weight with faster stock 1/4 mile times and all. :)
Prince 05-03-2004, 02:35 PM like what? educate me. my aim is "sakultra" if you don't feel like hijacking the thread
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