good news, the diarreah i had for the past 8 ****ing days is gone. now i'm back to dropping logs like i was a logcutter. word to your mom son

huh your nasty

Stain rules

mad **** stains in my toilet

Dude I drop huge ones today. They were nice and round, no point ends.

round ones own. pinty ends suck cuz you chop the log which leaves some **** in your ass which usually gets all messy

Yeah I love rounders.

Is that how you got your name, Stain?

i dunno but it fits me well

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

That's what i'm talkin about!!!!!!

Yeah stains on a toliet are like a badge of honor. They show a man has been there.

you got it

A mans virility is measured by the volume and aroma of his excrement...

werd

ttt

Originally posted by seldomTap
A mans virility is measured by the volume and aroma of his excrement...

werd


Than I'm too virile for my own good, I'm constantly dropping MAAAD gianormous logs the frequently injure my undersized o ring.

in all actuality if your **** stinks your not eatting right.

Yesterday the nastiest thing happened to me. I farted, then i felt i had to fart again, well it wasn't just a fart, **** ran out of my ass with it. I ****ing ran to the toilet to see some **** in my boxers. Nasty.

It's called sharting Tom, and it happens to all of us regularly.

I usually shart while watching the Simpsons or Chappelle's Show.

dude i've been pissing **** out of my ass for probably 3 weeks now. once a day(sometimes twice), every day.

before that i was dropping enormous logs that were making my ******* hurt and sometimes getting blood.

Originally posted by Stain
good news, the diarreah i had for the past 8 ****ing days is gone. now i'm back to dropping logs like i was a logcutter. word to your mom son


caca, scheisse, merde, **** known all over the world.

Is this kind of **** from the earth or uranus?