and got this ****ed up ass lookin bruise across my chin. Man, that **** hurt like a sumuma*****. I was going for the takedown.... then WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM... out on my back. My eyes got all watery n ****. It was horrible. I felt that **** up through my nose. It was so ****ed up coz at first I did'nt realize what just happened. I felt my chin and thought I had a big zit on it or something coz it was so irritated.

On a good note, I tapped out a 270lb purple belt monster via armbar, and also tapped out one of our guys who recently placed 2nd at GQ in Vegas via choke (w/ the Gi). Of course I got tapped out all night long too, I aint superman and these guys are damn good, but we don't need to talk about that. I've already lowered my self-esteem by talking about my chin getting owned.

As an update on my physical condition, my knees are getting better. My left feels almost 100%, and my right feels about 85%. I still have a sharp pain on the right side of my right knee when I turn in certain directions, but its nothing more than the same feeling as some stretching regimins I do. I just can't touch em much and can't do certain moves and excersises.

Ben is going to read this and talk **** because as directed from my doctor, I am not supposed to train for 3-6 months. But hey, I did good, and I am watching what I do very closely. I let everyone know that my knees are tore back and anytime someone touches under my thighs I just tap and then we start over. I ain't riskin getting hurt again, and nothing excites me more than my bjj. So czech yoself, Benjamin before you go postin some "LISTEN *****" ****. Its all good bro. :)

Don't be a *****, I broke my thumb but I didn't miss one day. I also broke the same thumb about 5 times berfore. Just tape it and it's all good. I palyed a entire rugby tounry with this thumb broke, It was fun.

How would I be considered a *****? Coz I ate a knee to the chin? I never said I was gonna stop training. If you're talking about the advice my doctor gave me, I'd listen to him before I listen to some Canadian who can't get laid... even if he paid for it.

a broken thumb has nothing on 2 ****ed up knees, weirdo.

You a ***** because you post about your crappy injuries nobody cares about, very birdman like.

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
You a ***** because you post about your crappy injuries nobody cares about, very birdman like.

People give a **** when you actually have a chance in mma. It makes sense being as this is an MMA site and people have a burning desire for this sport that infatuates them with everything about it. I get offered fights, what the **** do you get offered? ****.

So whos the *****? The one thats *****ing about his poor wittle fingers. I mean cmon.. your ****in fingers? Dude, 7 out of 10 of my fingers have shattered tendons in em, thats not even *****able. You talk about Ben and his posts about his injuries and training... **** bro.. hes doin it while you're doing nothing but complaining about being a no-*****-getting-******. People who actually train, talk about their training. Its just like people who get no *****, talk about getting no *****. You know alot about that so don't come off callin me a ***** coz in reality, I'd more than likely tap your chunky ass out. *****.

G-man, if its something to do with the brain, you don't **** with that. Not until a doctor tells you that your all clear. I got headaches for about 3 months after my concussion

When it comes to the brain, you take all the time you need

I could probably knee Pancho Salsa in the face while he's standing, BOOM PEDRO.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I could probably knee Pancho Salsa in the face while he's standing, BOOM PEDRO.

Most likely. Still, make fun of him for being short, or angry. Not because he is hurt and it taking time off from training. There is somethings you just down rag on someone for

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I could probably knee Pancho Salsa in the face while he's standing, BOOM PEDRO.

prolly. just watch your ankles. i bite.


Originally posted by Creed
Most likely. Still, make fun of him for being short, or angry. Not because he is hurt and it taking time off from training. There is somethings you just down rag on someone for

It prolly doesnt mean **** to you, but you just earned some respect points with me. I applaud your understanding.

Originally posted by DOGGx0


It prolly doesnt mean **** to you, but you just earned some respect points with me. I applaud your understanding.

It means alot to me. The thought of you 2 getting along makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.....and tight in my pants.....:lovers:

shut the **** up

BOOM

Keep up the good work adam.

You are a madman.

Originally posted by Blue
It means alot to me. The thought of you 2 getting along makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.....and tight in my pants.....:lovers:

http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/ghey%20copy.jpg

Originally posted by The Golden Bear
BOOM

Keep up the good work adam.

You are a madman.

Thank you, sir. I will be looking forward to seeing you at class tonight.

*still imagining creed holding Dogg like a baby while wearing no shirt and suckling adam on his hairy teat*

Originally posted by Blue
*still imagining creed holding Dogg like a baby while wearing no shirt and suckling adam on his hairy teat*

And thats making you hard?

Go back to the titty bars

I was thinking about it. Last time I went I saw some ****ing HOTTIES at one of the tittbars in my new hood. One of them looked alot like Allison, but even hotter and with implants.

i like watching them argue more personally :devil:

I bet Blake has turd stains..I'm willing to bet my life on it

Originally posted by Creed
G-man, if its something to do with the brain, you don't **** with that. Not until a doctor tells you that your all clear. I got headaches for about 3 months after my concussion

When it comes to the brain, you take all the time you need


your confused, Adam has the messed up knees, Dave has the head injury.


if thats what your talking about, i have no clue what your talking about, i just wanna type.:crazy2:

Originally posted by Blue
Last time I went I saw some ****ing HOTTIES at one of the tittbars in my new hood. One of them looked alot like Allison, but even hotter and with implants.

pics?


Originally posted by prime cut
i like watching them argue more personally :devil:

glad you get some entertainment out of it..... i know i do. :)

They don't allow cameras in those kind establishments and if they see you try to use a camera phone they confiscate it. I asked this stripper if I could take a pic of the two naked strippers tatooed on her back and they informed me of this policy.

Lure them outside. Bring a pack of cigarettes or something (whore's love cigarettes), and you know what they say... "if she smokes, she ****s".... then find a perfect canidate, get her to go outside and have one, then BLAM... "say cheese, you filthy *****".

Picture taken. BOOM. I know, I know... my ideas own.

The only time I ever got a stripper outside is when I left with her. Remember this is Oregon and people can smoke inside bars here. Most strippers smoke while stripping.

OOOOooooooh, thats right. Well, that **** works here in California. ****! And here I thought I had the ultimate idea for once.

Injuries are ****...thumbs up for keeping at it Adam, it will pay off and you will find some parts of your game will improve while protecting your knees more.








And I am also aroused by the love in this thread

Originally posted by DOGGx0
People give a **** when you actually have a chance in mma.

Are you saying you actually have a chance?

I'm not talking **** here, but I am curious how you figure this.

I'm just too used to seeing a lot of people talk smack online and not a lot of follow through.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
your confused, Adam has the messed up knees, Dave has the head injury.


if thats what your talking about, i have no clue what your talking about, i just wanna type.:crazy2:

Adam said at the start of this thread he got kneed in the head

I have more chance at making it in mma here then anyone else. I don't have a girlfirend or a job, I have nothing else going for me.

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
I have more chance at making it in mma here then anyone else. I don't have a girlfirend or a job, I have nothing else going for me.

you have more chances of being miserable not making it in MMA.

I personally think I have the best chance of making it.

Remember its not necisarily how good you are but the people you know.
















































Tho i'm still WAY better than Gman could ever deam of being.

G-man vs Vulgar

Zuffa, make it happen

How the **** would you know? Have you ever seen me in action or trained with me.

Originally posted by Creed
Adam said at the start of this thread he got kneed in the head


he got chin checked nothing big

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown


Remember its not necisarily how good you are but the people you know.


Most intelligent thing Ben has ever posted...

Same as any field really, if you have the right contacts to put you on the right path, your dreams can be fulfilled qiucker.

Doesn't mean that fighter A who is in a better MMA place than fighter B has more natural ability, hunger or heart...just means he is better situated to make a start in the game. Promoters are less likely to fly an unknown into something than use a local unknown....

I know some good people in mma.

then you may well have a shot...I know no one and even though I am Rickson clone on the mat and have stand up better than Cro Cop, I am destined to be a good pub brawler at best!

I'm the World's Champion in the thumb wrestling. Deal with that, bizatches.

hahhahahahahaha

Originally posted by seldomTap
Injuries are ****...thumbs up for keeping at it Adam, it will pay off and you will find some parts of your game will improve while protecting your knees more.

Thanks brotha. I really appreciate the support. I never really thought of it like that tho... good analogy. This might actually help me later as I am really protecting my knees right now, it can help damage later. Good ****. I thought I was just being stubborn.


Originally posted by Deacon Frost
Are you saying you actually have a chance?

I'm not talking **** here, but I am curious how you figure this.

I'm just too used to seeing a lot of people talk smack online and not a lot of follow through.

Well, for starters, like Vulgar said... its who I know and who I train with. I fight, I train hard, and when I'm not injured, I'm training almost everyday with some of the best. My trainers tell me what I can bring to the table, and when conversation from them goes bouncing off the walls in the mma world... promoters start asking me to fight on their cards. Being asked to fight is being given that chance. And taking words from my trainers: Fabiano Iha, John Ouano, Johnny Ramirez, and Charlie Valencia is something that I hold above water.... more so than some fat **** who blabs about me talking about my training sessions when all he does is ***** about not getting laid. I could've sworn this was an MMA site, so I would guess people would like to talk about it, not ***** about it. Ass backwards if you ask me.


Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
I have more chance at making it in mma here then anyone else. I don't have a girlfirend or a job, I have nothing else going for me.

Nope. Wrong. The top fighters in MMA right now have lives. You sir, have NO life.


Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
I know some good people in mma.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. LMFAO.

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
How the **** would you know? Have you ever seen me in action or trained with me.


like i said your lvl or talent has nothing to do with. I am just lucky enough to have a staff of guys to judge when i'm ready for what fight and get me people in accordance with that.

We are talkin MAAAD connections. not to mention that i live in one of the only states where MMA is legal and has events on a consistantly regular basis.

and as seldom was saying me as a LOCAL unknown from a WELL KNOWN TEAM I am more likely to get a shot in a show than a guy from another country.

I'm not splakin on your skills or abilities i'm just stating the facts. I got killer conections which puts me 3 steps ahead of most.

thats not even looking at skills its just connections.


like pablo escabar. he couldn't have been the biggest man in cocaine had it not been for his connections.

OH and i forgot, you could only DREAM of being at my skill lvl

why are you guys picking on him? your good at what you do STOP bragging or do you feel better about yourself while you put other people down?

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
why are you guys picking on him? your good at what you do STOP bragging or do you feel better about yourself while you put other people down?

i aint puttin no one down.

gman just touts himself all the time and we have seen nothing of him aside from his GMMA fight.

that and he can't stay on a ****in diet to save his life.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
why are you guys picking on him? your good at what you do STOP bragging or do you feel better about yourself while you put other people down?

Ain't nobody braging. Chump ****** said we were'nt ****. Goes on to say he has the best chance... says we're *****es. This is what we call "putting someone in their ****in place". **** him, **** his feelings, if sobbing results from this, I ain't gonna be the one doin it. No sweat off my back. Grant came in MY thread and started bashing me, only expect it to come back 200%.

Originally posted by DOGGx0
Ain't nobody braging. Chump ****** said we were'nt ****. Goes on to say he has the best chance... says we're *****es. This is what we call "putting someone in their ****in place". **** him, **** his feelings, if sobbing results from this, I ain't gonna be the one doin it. No sweat off my back. Grant came in MY thread and started bashing me, only expect it to come back 200%.



BOOM!!!

does it bother you he cant stay on a diet ben?
Thats not cool to say

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
does it bother you he cant stay on a diet ben?
Thats not cool to say


actually it does bother me.

no matter how corney it sounds i have grown kinda attached to the people that post here in cluding Gman.

I remember numerous converstations with Grant about eating training dieting weight etc.. and he has great desire to make progress but isn't doin what needs to be done or at least not sticking to it long enough.

When i came here i was 270lbs around and so was he. Why am i 205 and he is still at the same weight?

it bothers me to see potential stunted by bull****.

Adam get over yourself. I was telling you to keep training. What are you doing? you keep training, my method of advice is tough that's the way I like to work when training. Get over it.

Where in the **** did you say "keep training". I don't know. I can't keep up with how people's attitudes and whether its advice or not. I did'nt see any, but whatever. I ain't gonna argue. I've been over it for since your first post, BRO.

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
Just tape it and it's all good.