http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=208&item=4163336849&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

and there are actually bids on that item...

*shakes head in wonder*

hahahhahhaha

Word, this is better than the guy that auctioned ONE corn flake.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Word, this is better than the guy that auctioned ONE corn flake. HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAA

how much he get?

He got about 5 bucks for it. He had pictures of the FLAKE and everything... I was about to place my bid and it closed.

Thats farth away from my country, but ill consider in a future to buy american pedo.

http://i23.ebayimg.com/03/i/01/b0/f5/3b_2.JPG

Description: Are you ever clueless as to what to get that special someone? Or maybe you don't know what to get the girl that has everything. You are bidding on a 100% authentic fart from my personal butthole. There is only one of its likeness in existence.

Perhaps you are pondering the scent of my gaseous emission. The following is a list of foods that I consumed that may have contributed to the fragrence of my fart:

(2) French Toast flavored Pop Tarts

(1) Roast Pork sandwich

(1) Frozen Pizza

Jolly Rancher Jelly Beans

Slice of cantalope

No matter if it is your daughter's 21st birthday, your wedding anniversary, or even your nephew's barmitzvah--this canned flatulence will make the PERFECT gift! Feel free to contact me if you have any questions!

Maybe I could auction some of my freeze dried sperm?

I am gonna auction my used mouth piece.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=850&item=3673603905&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

I need to auction off some salad