1. Get **** faced drunk and go to the bars

2. Whore my self out on the internet dating sites. Find a sad emo girl and rock her world.

3. Find a girl dumb enough to believe that I have a sickness that can only be cured by having sex with her.

Sounds like a good plan. In case you missed the last time I posted these suggestions, here you go:

Try replacing snarling at girls with smiling at girls. Also don't give them hard looks and try to answer in a polite way instead of ignoring them when they talk to you.

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
1. Get **** faced drunk and go to the bars

2. Whore my self out on the internet dating sites. Find a sad emo girl and rock her world.

3. Find a girl dumb enough to believe that I have a sickness that can only be cured by having sex with her.

I don't belive you...

Adultfinder.com


I heard good **** about that site

Why not just pay to visit a hooker and get it over and done with?

Deacon Frost has tripped and fallen into a huge ****ing pile of the correct.

yea, hookers own. or just go on the internet

my fat ugly ass has found several skanks i could bang i'm just too scared to go meet them

Originally posted by Stain
Deacon Frost has tripped and fallen into a huge ****ing pile of the correct.

:lol1: !!!! :cool:

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
1. Get **** faced drunk and go to the bars

2. Whore my self out on the internet dating sites. Find a sad emo girl and rock her world.

3. Find a girl dumb enough to believe that I have a sickness that can only be cured by having sex with her.

OPtion 1. Fraught with danger...drunkeness although making it easier to chat up girls and drops inhibitions, may well end up in also altering your perception and that curvy type with the great rack may well end up being 2 tonne Tessa whose boobs are to her knees.
You don't want your first one being a big fatty like that...You will never live it down cause if your friends are any type of good friend at all, they won't let you live it down.

2. Sound idea...although the sad emotional type may take some time to get in the sack...would be better going for the 'Cheap, sexually aggressive' type who will teach you a thing or 3.

Option 3..this girl would obviously have Downs Syndrome...do you really want tard slobber on your knob??


How about you go out, have afew drinks, not too many, but enough to become sociable. Cathc someones eyes, SMILE at her, go over, start chatting and let nature take its course...







or you could just get a Whore

Yeah I don't think I will be meeting to many chicks this summer. Working as a dishwasher at the start of june, or training. I love how my bjj school has a gym in it that all these rotties go to. I'm almos t thinking about taking the cardio combate class just so I can meet chicks. I shaved my chest and it looks great. I should walk up to chicks and offer to so it to them. P.S. Seldom kicks ass I wish that more people posted when he is on so we could all learn from his wisdom.

wisdom is another way of saying "Seldom is an old and bitter man...we would be wsie to listen to him so we can avoid his mistakes"

BRILLIANT!

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
I'm almos t thinking about taking the cardio combate class just so I can meet chicks. I shaved my chest and it looks great.

Go and do the cardio. Be relaxed and remember that the biggest possible turn off for a lady is desperation.

Do not under any circumstances show off, be brash or look at the ladies bodies... and especially don't shave your chest - what are you thinking? Are you trolling?!

Be friendly and relaxed... patient. Make them feel comfortable talking to you. If they get a whiff of your sordid intentions you're ****ed, but not literally, unfortunately ;)

I shaved my chest so the hair wouldn't get ripped out anymore when training gi.

Only ******* shave their chests. *****.

I shave my chest, my nuts, my head, and most of my face. I own.

The best way to get laid is this:

A: Don't set your standards too high. Be honest and look at yourself and say, "Can I really get these blond supermodel chicks? And do I want to get them anyways? Cause they're probably dumb as a bag of bricks".

B: Don't be intimidated. Ever. Even if you are, pretend you're not. Women dig confidence. Always make eye contact when you speak to them

C: Don't get so drunk that you look like an idiot. Getting to that falling down drunk stage never works. If you wanna get drunk to lose your inhibitions or whatever, just drink until you get to that level where you're drunk, but not too drunk that you can't see.

D: If you're going to bars, always bring smokes, and if you don't smoke, carry a lighter. Giving someone a light is a great way to start a conversation.

E: If you smoke weed, always ask the girl you're trying to mack on if she wants to smoke a draw with you. That gives you 5-10 minutes of great conversation time.

Squeeze is the Lurve Doctor

Originally posted by DOGGx0
I shave my chest, my nuts, my head, and most of my face. I own.

Dude I didn't want to know about you guys shaving your nuts. Oh man I was in he same room that dogg shaved his nuts in. Oh no I brushed my teeth in the same sink that dogg shaves his nuts in.

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
Dude I didn't want to know about you guys shaving your nuts. Oh man I was in he same room that dogg shaved his nuts in. Oh no I brushed my teeth in the same sink that dogg shaves his nuts in.

So did I......and suddenly I feel like I need to get scope

I have an image of Doggs pubes being all stuck in your teeth.