rumours have it she is baby sitting for David Cameron.

you need urgent help...

rumours have it she is baby sitting for David Cameron.

Not funny, have reported you to the administrators and have forwarded your post to the appropriate individuals representing Jades family.

Rest assured YOU WILL BE BANNED!

Don't get it.

would of thought the rest of the Limeys would find this kinda **** hilarious.

Not funny, have reported you to the administrators and have forwarded your post to the appropriate individuals representing Jades family.

Rest assured YOU WILL BE BANNED!
grow up you big girl.

This joke is like so last week. Not to mention so not funny.

BPP ban col blake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/f/f9/Dead_goody.JPG/500px-Dead_goody.JPG

http://togsblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/minime.jpg

They are making a film about her called "One wedding, 4 weeks and a funeral"

Why are all these Jade Goody jokes so bloody ****?

BPP ban col blake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go away and grow yourself a set of plums.

Not funny, have reported you to the administrators and have forwarded your post to the appropriate individuals representing Jades family.

Rest assured YOU WILL BE BANNED!

i hope your kidding ,if not you have given me a good laugh at you !!!!

The world of the WWW has many places to go ,if you have genuinly 'reported ' this thread then you shouldn't be allowed internet access

away and watch flowers grow

It's probably not so much what he said. It's probably because col blake is just such an unfunny cunt, despite desperately trying to come across as funny. It's painful and makes me cringe. Resorting to the hugely original and funny "grow up" or "grow balls" insults, when someone, I imagine sarcastically says they've reported him. Ironic that.

i had a fantasy about shagging her and then making her get an abortion after, when she was alive though, not now

It's probably not so much what he said. It's probably because col blake is just such an unfunny cunt, despite desperately trying to come across as funny. It's painful and makes me cringe. Resorting to the hugely original and funny "grow up" or "grow balls" insults, when someone, I imagine sarcastically says they've reported him. Ironic that.

would it not be better for members to ignore col blake if thats the fact ?

if someone is trying to be funny and fails ,resulting in someone saying they will report them, (sarcastically , we all read things differently ), then i see it as the 'reporters' problem

they are the one who needs to lighten up ,sarcasm can be lost in translation online

I think it's funny that you guys see the thread starter as a unfunny cunt. when you lot have been making Jade jokes alot recently. most of which i've already seen on Encyclopedia dramatica.

Why are all these Jade Goody jokes so bloody ****?

Howcome you´re the judge on what constitutes as comedy nowadays?

Howcome you´re the judge on what constitutes as comedy nowadays?

He has George Carlin in his sig. Apparently that must give him the right to be the resident expert. :no:

http://www.ministryoffound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jadegoody1.jpg

You'll have to point where I've said that I decide what's funny and what's not. All I did was state that I PERSONALLY don't find him funny. Next time I state an opinion I'll be sure to add the "I personally" part so you don't get confused again, ok? It's ****ing annoying when someone states an opinion and you got some moron going "hey what makes you an authority on that". Right in one Naps. All Carlin fans are ego maniacs who think they're authorities on things. That's exactly what he was about.

You'll have to point where I've said that I decide what's funny and what's not. All I did was state that I PERSONALLY don't find him funny. Next time I state an opinion I'll be sure to add the "I personally" part so you don't get confused again, ok? It's ****ing annoying when someone states an opinion and you got some moron going "hey what makes you an authority on that". Right in one Naps. All Carlin fans are ego maniacs who think they're authorities on things. That's exactly what he was about.

Do you have a sister? I love Welsh girls.

Do you have a sister? I love Welsh girls. I do indeed. But the real question is how do you feel about having to sign a register?

I do indeed. But the real question is how do you feel about having to sign a register?

Sex offenders or marriage?

Sex offenders or marriage? Sex offenders.

Sex offenders.

I'd have to see her for both.

I'd have to see her for both. How much money are we talking first of all? Or do you have a sister?

How much money are we talking first of all? Or do you have a sister?

I have a nice sister with huge boobs. She is almost 18. Only problem is...she has a boyfriend.

I have a nice sister with huge boobs. She is almost 18. Only problem is...she has a boyfriend. That's ok. I don't mind. I'm a friendly guy. So that means I'm a sharing guy. Is her boyfriend a friendly guy too?

Rizo, post pics of your sister. It's only fair, I showed you one of Leanne.

Rizo, post pics of your sister. It's only fair, I showed you one of Leanne.

I already have.

Post them again/send me the link mi amigo.

Post them again/send me the link mi amigo.

Boob pics of Leanne first.

Also, get on MSN. I want to rant over Dead Rising.

I showed you boob pics of a girl once and you complained. No more for you!

You'll have to point where I've said that I decide what's funny and what's not. All I did was state that I PERSONALLY don't find him funny. Next time I state an opinion I'll be sure to add the "I personally" part so you don't get confused again, ok? It's ****ing annoying when someone states an opinion and you got some moron going "hey what makes you an authority on that". Right in one Naps. All Carlin fans are ego maniacs who think they're authorities on things. That's exactly what he was about.

:bottle::bottle::bottle:

:bottle::bottle::bottle: Touched a nerve? You know I was speaking sense which is why you didn't have anything to say. I really hope a gang break into your house gang rape you, beat you and steal your computer. Then hopefully we won't have to read anymore of your **** posts. Don't say anything back I'm done with talking to morons like you.

Touched a nerve? You know I was speaking sense which is why you didn't have anything to say. I really hope a gang break into your house gang rape you, beat you and steal your computer. Then hopefully we won't have to read anymore of your **** posts. Don't say anything back I'm done with talking to morons like you.

:bottle::bottle::bottle:

Can i have a bottle of milk Naps?

I'll have mine direct from Rhona Mitra's tits.

I feel like pointing out a completely off topic but ironic point. Aren't babies supposed to be unable to read or follow instructions?

Can i have a bottle of milk Naps?

There you go honey xx

:bottle:

I feel like pointing out a completely off topic but ironic point. Aren't babies supposed to be unable to read or follow instructions?

lol. Worst pwn I've ever. And this is from someone who has seen Welter Skelter get angry.

lol. Worst pwn I've ever. And this is from someone who has seen Welter Skelter get angry. You've ever what? When has pointing out a fact been an attempt to pwn? Who made you an authority on what makes a good pwn? One last point, nothing is worse than the classic, you know you're wrong, or can't think of anything to say bottle of milk.

You've ever what? When has pointing out a fact been an attempt to pwn? Who made you an authority on what makes a good pwn? One last point, nothing is worse than the classic, you know you're wrong, or can't think of anything to say bottle of milk.

:bottle::bottle::bottle:

There you go honey xx

:bottle:

It's so pure!

Nothing further to add. I rest my case. Naps = Epic Failure.

Nothing further to add. I rest my case. Naps = Epic Failure.

:bottle::bottle::bottle:

:bottle::bottle::bottle::bottle:

It's probably not so much what he said. It's probably because col blake is just such an unfunny cunt, despite desperately trying to come across as funny. It's painful and makes me cringe. Resorting to the hugely original and funny "grow up" or "grow balls" insults, when someone, I imagine sarcastically says they've reported him. Ironic that.

If anyone tries to be funny on here and fails, it's you
You even went as far as posting your own standup comedy routine.

I showed you boob pics of a girl once and you complained. No more for you!

They were saggy and unpleasant.

They were saggy and unpleasant.
just like yours mate plain nasty!

If anyone tries to be funny on here and fails, it's you
You even went as far as posting your own standup comedy routine.

loololololololool. Link please.

loololololololool. Link please.

Don't mean to be off topic but that bird in your avatar has a chin like He-Man. I hope for your sake you haven't fapped. G-man out.

If anyone tries to be funny on here and fails, it's you
You even went as far as posting your own standup comedy routine.

I didn't want to say that, D-Hook... you seem like a nice guy
But you've been on a rampage lately telling people they aren't funny.

Don't mean to be off topic but that bird in your avatar has a chin like He-Man. I hope for your sake you haven't fapped. G-man out.

Yeah Rhona Mitra is mingin mate.

I didn't want to say that, D-Hook... you seem like a nice guy
But you've been on a rampage lately telling people they aren't funny.

Yeah my bad. I have been being a complete cunt to people on here lately. Just because I've watched stand up comedy since I was a kid and have recently started to write my own and perform it, it doesn't mean I should act like an elitist cunt.

My bad people. I actually should thank you guys (Naps & Travi$) for taking me down a peg, or maybe two, because I needed and deserved it.


loololololololool. Link please.

I'm going to do something I may regret and give you the link to a set of jokes I made up and posted in bs lounge. It's my way of apologising by letting you have a good laugh at my expense.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=244607

I think I've improved a tiny bit since then, I hope I have anyway.

Let's hug it out, guys.

Let's hug it out, guys.
get the **** away from me ***!

get the **** away from me ***!

http://harry-potter.hellzworld.com/actors/rupert1.jpg

http://harry-potter.hellzworld.com/actors/rupert1.jpg
not even close mitchell..

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yeQYXw7xDXQ/SMlemCi4SOI/AAAAAAAAAsw/cvkUqCWrGJU/s320/james_morrison.jpg this the dude the ladies say i look like...