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TheHoff'sGhost
04-02-2009, 07:36 PM
My initial diagnosis is that they're all cunts.

Am I right? I'm not wrong!

Piggu
04-02-2009, 07:38 PM
Oi! Bugger off. Foookin' cunt...

TheHoff'sGhost
04-02-2009, 07:42 PM
Oi! Bugger off. Foookin' cunt...

Watch it son, I'll bleeding 'ave you so I will.

You slag!

Piggu
04-02-2009, 07:43 PM
1. slag 1258 up, 125 down
1. An individual who cares not for relationships beyond the realm of the sexual, these people sleep with many partners not caring about anything save for the moment of climax.

To be honest, I came to this thread to talk about the American version of the "Celebrity Apprentice", and then it was like "Oh yeah, he's in another country. He's probably talking about something else."

But I was already here, so I had to post.

TheHoff'sGhost
04-02-2009, 07:48 PM
**** that Trump fella and your yank apprentice show. At least our good old Alan Sugar can go bald gracefully. What kind of a bleeding barnet has that Trump fella got up there on top of his noggin, I sodding ask yer? It's not right so it isn't.

Gorgeous George
04-02-2009, 07:50 PM
**** that Trump fella and your yank apprentice show. At least our good old Alan Sugar can go bald gracefully. What kind of a bleeding barnet has that Trump fella got up there on top of his noggin, I sodding ask yer? It's not right so it isn't.
its ****ing wig! genius!

Piggu
04-02-2009, 07:52 PM
**** that Trump fella and your yank apprentice show. At least our good old Alan Sugar can go bald gracefully. What kind of a bleeding barnet has that Trump fella got up there on top of his noggin, I sodding ask yer? It's not right so it isn't.

The American version has alcoholics and 3 ways with Russian prostitutes. Beat that! :P

TheHoff'sGhost
04-02-2009, 07:55 PM
its ****ing wig! genius!

It's not. A wig? You're having a giraffe son. It's clearly a genuine real Mccoy 110% barnet.

Who the **** do you think you are Bazza? Saying things like that, you should be pissing ashamed of yerself.

TheHoff'sGhost
04-02-2009, 07:57 PM
The American version has alcoholics and 3 ways with Russian prostitutes. Beat that! :P

Our version had Raef:

http://www.arenamagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/raef-bjayou-lg.jpg

TheHoff'sGhost
04-02-2009, 07:57 PM
No cunt gets one up on me so they don't, especially when I've got a Raef up me sleeve.

Piggu
04-02-2009, 08:17 PM
Our version had Raef:

http://www.arenamagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/raef-bjayou-lg.jpg

That guy looks like a typical bad guy from a Disney movie. He's the guy that will use any manner of underhanded trickery to steal the promotion away from the loving, widowed father of 3 girls. He looks like he's up to no good...

Southpaw Stinger
04-02-2009, 08:17 PM
Aye, all cunts.

Most of the lads seem dead behind the eyes.

TheHoff'sGhost
04-02-2009, 08:23 PM
That guy looks like a typical bad guy from a Disney movie. He's the guy that will use any manner of underhanded trickery to steal the promotion away from the loving, widowed father of 3 girls. He looks like he's up to no good...

Our Raef has got a heart of gold, a heart of sodding gold I say. He stuck up for one tart when everyone else was sticking the knife in, and for that I'll always have a place in my pants for him.

Aye, all cunts.

Most of the lads seem dead behind the eyes.

They even had a tard on this series Southpaw. Did yer see that asian lassy who got given the big heave ho? She had some dodgy genes she did. I blame it on interbreeding and not enough stella personally.

I hope our Alan lays into the gobby one.

TRAVI$
04-02-2009, 09:35 PM
Raef would never kiss on the first date, he's such a gem.

Piggu
04-02-2009, 10:57 PM
Raef would never kiss on the first date, he's such a gem.

hahahahahaha

black.ink
04-03-2009, 04:24 AM
''I love the sound of my own voice. I look posh. I sound posh, and i'm gonna win it!''

Prick.