and i was like WTF?

she was this like 30 year old chick from chili.

pretty good lookin especially for a woman of her age.

and she was talkin to me for 2 hours without any mention of money or a dance or anything. she woudl occasionally get up and do the rounds like she has too but she seemed to always come back to me.

carlos was with me telin me whenever she got up "she wants the hammer" to which i would laugh and be like "yeah right".

he pointed out the 2 hours of talkin with no mention of money and i was like "hmmmmmmmm, you think? NAH! your crazy."

at one point in the night i went to the bathroom and on the way back she grabbed a handfull of my ass while talkin to some dude i was like "ummmm ok."

then they had one of those like 3 for 1 dance deals or whatever and she came and offered me one of course i refused. WHY!?! cause strippers seem to intimidate me. not as much as they dide before but still enough for me to not get dances, it aint my style i guess. she seemed a bit let down. but hell i'd of been let down too. spending 2 hours talkin to some **** head kid and then no dance.

i told her i had a girl and i would feel shady gettin a dance. she seemed a bit put off and left.

when we were leavin the club she broke off fro ma customer she was talkin to to hold my hand and say how nice ti was to meet me and ****. I bid her goodnight and got to hear in the parking lot how i should have "given her the hammer" and how "she wanted a piece of the hebrew hammer (said with extreem hebrew accent)" and i should have given her "the pounding"


i was entertained by all of this.

gay!


Should have let her feel the throbbing of the HEBREW HAMMER

Ben my friend I'm starting to question you sexual tendencies. If I do not get pictures, video footage, or vebal consent from a female in the next 96 hours that you laid the hammer down on some skank, you my friend have cought the GAY!

hahaahahhahaha

The hammer should have put the final nail in.

you cant talk Handjob, that stripper in LA was putting her tits in ya face and you didnt lean forward till i pushed you

Yeah I know but she was trying to sell me a dance not give me one for free.

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
she was trying to sell me a dance not give me one for free.

this is how i felt. it was the big set up for a dance i didn't want.

or at least want to pay for.

Yep she takes you back to her place, you **** her. Then all of sudden a pimp breaks in and is asking for 2 grand.

lol!!!!

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
but she was trying to sell me a dance not give me one for free.

doesn't mean you can't push yer face in tits. as a matter of fact, unless the tits are coated in anthrax then there's really NO excuse for not pushing your face in tits.




















and even the anthrax thing is questionable. it could be coke for all you know. she may just be holdin out on you.

I never leave a strip club without getting a lapdance.


VTC is gay.

****dances for Nuno*****

*kick Carlao in the nuts*

Your threads are boring, all you ever talk about is girls you get no love from or girls you give no love to, Since ive been back to global all i see from you is crying over some hoody, then being all consided over a stripper, OH and 1 thread about your fighting, It gets on my nerves!! Go **** some ho stop being consided cause you aint all that anyways, even LIE about it but god damn PLEASE stop with these threads about how ***** scares you.:)

Kimmie owns

Originally posted by GeminiB17ch69
Your threads are boring, all you ever talk about is girls you get no love from or girls you give no love to, Since ive been back to global all i see from you is crying over some hoody, then being all consided over a stripper, OH and 1 thread about your fighting, It gets on my nerves!! Go **** some ho stop being consided cause you aint all that anyways, even LIE about it but god damn PLEASE stop with these threads about how ***** scares you.:)

i heard you got really edge when your herpes breakouts happen but jeez. try to keep it to yourself. its your own fault anyway.

Vulgar is gay.It's confirmed.

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
Vulgar is gay.It's confirmed.


when your can quit rubbing your man titties against other men yo ucan call me gay.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
when your can quit rubbing your man titties against other men yo ucan call me gay.

"yo ucan" isn't that a country?

Originally posted by GeminiB17ch69
PLEASE stop with these threads about how ***** scares you.:)

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

So I walk off stage right
drop the mike
walk up to some ladies
and I'm wussp ladies my name ben stark
I'm the creepy dude that hangs out in the park
Their all like all like "Oh my god it him"
Becky oh my freaking god it him
I swear to dude, don't hit me with that rock
Please don't hurt me "I'll suck your ****"

This chick don't realize that I have a man
And I'm the lead singer in a boy band

So about this time my boyfriend get jealous............

gman - thats possibly the funniest thing you ever wrote

nice come back ben :lol1:

It was about as stupid as your threads.:fu:

Originally posted by GeminiB17ch69
nice come back ben :lol1:

It was about as stupid as your threads.:fu:


i can feel the love eminating from your posts.

in your next feature film will you yet again be drowning yourself in semen?

not only are you scared of ***** but you TRY to dog out females all the time, huh why is that Ben, is it cause you GAY???

Originally posted by GeminiB17ch69
not only are you scared of ***** but you TRY to dog out females all the time, huh why is that Ben, is it cause you GAY???

dog out females?

who? you? oh **** your a girl.

your karebear right?

*yawn*

is that all you got *** boy?




And from the looks of you and Karebear, you two look alike, your just a nasty transexual, so shut it up beak boy.

Kimmie, are you trying to tell us ***** doesn't scare you?

are you getting at some kinda of lame gay joke Creed?

No, its a lame lesbian joke

Lame, but also kind of hot if you think about it long enough

yeah ok, well im out, talk to u later Creed, have a good day beak boy.

Am I the only one that thinks strippers are std bags.

to me strippers are just as bad as hookers, they are full af STD's.
So no your not the only one.

I swear to god that If somebody that I knew had a std and said they wanted to sleep with me. At this point I would risk it.

why am i catchin so much slack for not being into this stripper if its agreed they are STD ridden and prostitutish?

Okay, considering the topic of this thread, I feel compelled to share a joke with you that my Dad told me. This was told to him by a coworker.

She asked the guys at work if they had seen her mouse. They said no, where is it? She said right here and pointed close to her crotch. We don't see it they say. "Oh, I guess my ***** ate it"

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