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handjobs4dollars
04-20-2004, 08:12 PM
I would like to train mma

or play rugby for a pro team

or write for a comedy show

or be a rich male model.

The Ensanity
04-20-2004, 08:13 PM
Paid to watch tv and be or the internet without having to write a reveiw

handjobs4dollars
04-20-2004, 08:14 PM
so paided internet forum mod.

GeminiB17ch69
04-20-2004, 08:16 PM
I am going to school for my dream job.

Medical assisstant, and once i graduate ill be working in Pediatrics or Maternity ward, then after a year or 2 of that back to school.

GeNeRaL
04-20-2004, 09:51 PM
dream job....i'd say FBI agent or something of that sort.

in reality i'd be content to be a cop someday :)

Deacon Frost
04-21-2004, 02:15 AM
Peter: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, that’s what you’d do, two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight, man. I‘ve always wanted to do that. I figure if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up. Chicks dig money.

Peter: I don’t want chicks.

Lawrence: Well, you have to have chicks if you double them up like I’d do.

Peter: Good point.

Lawrence: Gee, now, what would you do?

Peter: Besides two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Oh yeah.

Peter: Nothing.

Lawrence: Nothing, huh?

Peter: I would relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.

Leather
04-21-2004, 08:58 AM
A blowjob....



Seriously: musician or a club owner....

Stain
04-21-2004, 09:16 AM
get paid millions to train even if i suck

Mr. Beelzebub
04-21-2004, 09:20 AM
- CEO or CFO of a fortune 500 company.

VulgarTheClown
04-21-2004, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by Stain
get paid millions to train even if i suck

yes!

Mr Boogaloo
04-21-2004, 12:12 PM
My ideal job, in fact my calling, is to be a councillor for women considering having breast reduction operations.

I can be very persuasive... so I wouldn't have to recourse to telling them how selfish they are being.

Piedra
04-21-2004, 03:09 PM
To be the queen of hearts in England.

Nuno
04-21-2004, 05:37 PM
Soccer player or MMA fighter.

Tom
04-21-2004, 07:06 PM
NFL Football coach, or a trainer for a professional team.

But i'll be a stockbroker/financial advisor

seldomTap
04-21-2004, 09:13 PM
Own a serious metal gym with no aerobics classes, justs tonnes of free weights, some decent heavy duty machines, cardio gear without computer screens, decent sound system, full supplement bar and small meals cafe where trainers can hang around and eat chicken and ****, and a guy selling juice out the back.

Either that or Boy Scout leader

Fallout
04-21-2004, 09:21 PM
Ethier way, it involves a lot of half naked sweaty men. You scare me sometimes Seldom

seldomTap
04-21-2004, 09:26 PM
I am safe enough in my own sexuality, being the paragon of hetero that I am, that I can freely walk around sweaty, half naked men with no fear of stirring in the man parts....if only more people were like me!

handjobs4dollars
04-21-2004, 11:18 PM
Wow my dreams are real reach able.
I think I could make a pro canadian rugby team
I could fight mma
I could write

the model one/not to sure

I should be able to reach 3 of my 4 goals.

Tom
04-22-2004, 12:41 AM
I hate it when i go into the men's locker room and i see naked dudes walking around. I'm like wtf, cause they are walking around with a towel over there shoulder and not around there waste. So ususally i just dip my head and go into the locker room and leave.

seldomTap
04-22-2004, 01:40 AM
bad memories of your first visit to the big boys locker room huh Tom...it is ok child, it stopped hurting after a while didn't it...and they were nice to you afterwards

seldomTap
04-22-2004, 01:43 AM
Gman, if you want to play pro rugby, your best bet would be to spend a year playing in a place like NZ, Australia or Europe/UK. The standard would be higher than what you are use to and would make you a better player. Then go back to canada, try for national teams, either Under 21's or seniors, then push yourself to get picked up by a pro club in the UK.

Unless their is a good paying pro league in Canada, in which case I am moving over. I played tight head prop on the weekend and think I have found a new home!

Curly Howard
04-22-2004, 08:18 PM
Stock car driver
Bass fishing tv guy.
writer for the simpsons
hockey player
Ron Jeremy
whateverthe**** Blue does