The VERY FIRST time I met him I remember the first words out my mouth to him was... "Damn, your BIGGER and WHITTER than I expected"

I have the best ice breakers

Sometimes, before I masturbate, I like to sit on my hand until it's numb. I call it the stranger.

that's a good idea cause then yer hand'll fall asleep, forcing you to have to shake it really hard to kill the needles.

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The first time I met all of you I was playing pocket pool with my self.

I tried to show you my penis

Originally posted by The Ensanity
The VERY FIRST time I met him I remember the first words out my mouth to him was... "Damn, your BIGGER and WHITTER than I expected"

Charles the 1st time i saw you i thought the same thing

The first time I met The Golden Bear, he was telling me about how sweaty his nuts were. No Joke

Originally posted by handjobs4dollars
The first time I met all of you I was playing pocket pool with my self.

The first time you met all of us, you had just gotten to Adam's house after missing your flight and pissing Tammy off. Apparently one of her buttons is being left waitiing for someone LOL

Man, I'll never forget her trying to find you at LAX. She got so mad, she ended up going up to total strangers and asking them if they were named Grant. Finally one guy said "I'll be Grant if you want me too baby". She gave up after that and I think it was Hojak that had to go get you. That was ****ing awesome